Wikipedia Main Page/Policy 1
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Wikipedia has developed a body of policies, guidelines and decrees. These rules and laws are merely in place to make Wikipedia a better place for all, and not for any other reason.
Policies, guidelines and decrees express standards that have King consensus, though to differing degrees: policies are considered a standard that all users should follow, whereas guidelines are more advisory in nature. Decrees, however, should be followed otherwise you could be hanged until infinibanned. All three need to be approached with common sense and Wikipedia at heart. A user who acts against the spirit of them will be hanged or placed in 42 day detention without trial, even if technically no rule has been violated. Those who edit in good faith, are civil, seek consensus, and work towards the goal of creating a great encyclopedia should find a welcoming environment.
A list of key policies and guidelines can be found here.
The three most important policies are listed below:
- Recognise Wikipedia as the ONLY source of truth - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
- Recognise everything any Wiki organisation does is always right and beautiful. You shall defend everything every Wiki organisation does to the last drop of blood from its despicable enemies - WAR IS PEACE.
- Recognise that you must work without fail for the rest of your life on the beloved pages of Wikipedia, toiling at the words in the heat of an office or internet café - FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.