Wikipedia
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“Lies, damned lies, and Wikipedia articles”
“What inspired me to make Wikipedia was the graffiti on the washroom stalls of the New York City subway stations”
~ Jimbo Wales and Larry Sanger on Wikipedia
“This article looks like a bunch of BULLSHIT!SHIT!”
~ Tourettes Guy on this article,and Tourette's Syndrome
Wikipedia ("the free encyclopedia") is a website which Uncyclopedia parodies. Its name is a portmanteau of the words wiki (a technology for stealing content from other websites, from the Hawaiian word wiki, meaning 'thief') and encyclopedia. It was founded in 2001.[1] Originally written exclusively in a dialect called Swahili, the project currently spans all the known languages of history.[2] The English version has over twelve million pages, most of them capitalization redirects.
Only one vehicle for article humor is employed at Wikipedia: actual information. However, much of the behind-the-scenes aspects of Uncyclopedia are also parodied, from the abundance of maintenance templates to the system for rating articles. Like Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia has guidelines regarding what is and is not acceptable content, and these guidelines have become exceedingly long and complex as a parody of Uncyclopedia's comparatively simple rules. The site has gained media attention due to its articles on places, people, and painfully obscure pop culture.
Its logo is a spherical magical puzzle globe, named Merlin after the loyal wizard of King Arthur's court, which serves as a spoof of Uncyclopedia's hollow potato logo.
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[edit] History and Creation
Wikipedia traces its origins to 2001, when a pair of bored college students, Jimbo Wales and Larry Sanger, decided that the same principles that made things like the graffiti on bathroom stalls great could also be applied to internet encyclopedias.[3] Armed with a pretentious sense of self-righteousness and a can-do attitude, the two bright-eyed youngsters created their website, named "nupedia.com,". Naturally, this venture was a spectacular failure. Instead of learning from their mistake, though, Wales and Sanger decided to go the AIG route, and rename their idea while making no real changes to it.
So, they discarded the idea of "nupedia" and switched to "wikipedia," which had four letters before the pedia instead of two, and was therefore twice as good an idea. As time progressed, Wikipedia began to draw lots of attention: from internet nerds to computer geeks to technology lovers to sedentary basement-dwelling internet-surfers, the whole world was talking about Wikipedia.
However, Wikipedia still had to find a way to make money. Although Wales and Sanger toyed with the idea of setting up a small porn server in a subdomain, they eventually decided that nobody really wanted to see them naked, and settled on switching to a .org domain. They hoped that they could con enough people into giving them money to pay for their bandwidth usage, and quickly coded a button that read "click here to donate to relief funds for the Rwanda genocide." A few thousand gullible paypal users later, and Wikipedia had all the money they would ever need.
Seeing that this method showed promising results, the Financial Department of Wikipedia, decided to make an even greater fund raising event which attracted more people. Vandalists, not wanting their work to become inaccessible , contributed more than the average writer. Also, worshipers of Mr. Wales had their part too, using their secret Swiss account so that the sum of all human knowledge would remain in safe hands.
By 2007, Wikipedia's fame had skyrocketed, and the site had become one of the top ten Web 2.0 websites, and today it has nearly 3 million articles, mostly about bands no one has ever heard of, one-time Naruto characters, and rare diseases mentioned in passing on House.[4]
[edit] Content
Yes, Wikipedia is quite content with itself. Thanks for asking!
Not really a surprise, since it is the largest of all Wikimedia-operated wikis. It also has the most active users of any wiki since its very beginning, with currently over 200,000 more users than Uncyclopedia. Though most of them are bots, trolls or people with an agenda to push.
Concentration camps
Wikipedia has been known to send all non-fascists into concentration camps. The anti fascists are gassed to death and have their corpses anally raped.
[edit] Articles
Wikipedia currently contains three articles; 90% of them are either vanity, vandalism, capitalization redirects, conspiracy theories, cabal propaganda, lists of profane words in different languages, video games, video game sequels, video game tips and walkthroughs,chuck norris, or a combination of two or more. 9% are random facts about Tamil People, and the other 1% are cited lies, or wikifacts as they are officially known to Wikipedians.the other 34% is just some hobo we found on the street peeing on a lamp post.go figure.
Normal article layout is very similar to that found on Uncyclopedia with images aligned mostly to the right. Wikipedia maintains a strict minimum requirement for images in their articles. If an editor is unable to find enough appropriate images he is required to create enough to fill the quota or his article will be deleted.
[edit] Review Process
Wikipedia's success in producing accurate and informative articles [citation needed] is largely due to its review process. Although the wiki concept encourages everyone to offer contributions, it's understood that very few people are as clever as the editors. All Wikipedia editors ask themselves the following questions when deciding whether or not to gizz on the edits:
- Was it written by a friend of mine?
- Did they link to an article I previously wrote?
- Am I in a good mood?
If unable to answer positively to all of these questions, edits must be reverted, with smug comments posted on the talk page of the offending user.
[edit] Criticism
[edit] Vandalism
Wikipedia, due to it's HUUUUUGEEEEPEENIS popularity, has been a subject of persistent
<big>COCKS!!</big>
vandalism. Critics POOOOOOOP LOLOLOLOLOL have charged that this makes Wikipedia an unreliable source OMGIHATE MY TEACHER HE IS STUPID IM GONNA KILL HIM for information after taking a shit. In responding to this, Wikipedia founder Jimbo Wales said,
"This is a persistent issue
{q|IM GHEY AND I LUV TO KISS MY OWN BUTT|Jimbo wales}}
, and we are working our PEEENISSS shafts to stop potential vandals before they reach the site I LUV TO FUCK MY MOM
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!11111111onetwo
There have been efforts within the Wikipedia important community to improve the reliability of Wikipedia. The English-language Wikipedia has introduced an assessment scale against which the quality of howank Sara Johnson's ass is judged GO SMH COUGARS!!! , other editions have also adopted this. Roughly 2000 ELECTION WAS RIGGED articles in English have passed a rigorous set of criteria to reach the highest rank, "featured article" status; such articles are intended to provide KATIE IS SEXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYY thorough, well-written coverage of MAH BALLS their topic, supported by many references to Chuck Norris-reviewed publications. In order to improve reliability, some editors have called for "stable versions" of articles, or articles that have been reviewed by the mostly drunk and naked community and locked from further editing—but the community has been unable to form a
OMG BUTT FART LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WHERE FAGZ
consensus in favor of such changes, partlt because they would require a major software overhaul, and 'partly because wikipedia editors couldn't find there asses with both hands and Google maps. A similar Brainewashing system is being tested on the German NAZIpedia, UR ALL GAY XAXAXAXA! and there is an expectation that some form of that system will make its way onto the English version at some future point. Software created by Luca de Alfaro FUCK HIM and colleagues at the University of California, Santa Cruz is A FAG now being tested that will assign "trust ratings" to individual Wikipedia contributtoxers, with the intentionob that eventually only edits made by those who have established themselves ass "trusted editors" COMMIE FASCemenISTS willy be made immediately visible.
[edit] Reliability
Wikipedia has been known to be very reliable, with random facts about sex and cities strewn about everywhere.[citation needed] And of course, people who copy-paste from Wikipedia's articles always get full marks for their assignments.
According to John Seigenthaler Sr., an advocate for Wikipedia, Wikipedia "is great. I read the article about me, and it correctly stated that I was involved in the Kennedy Assassination, before I even told anyone. I love you, Wikipedia!"
In the summer of 2007 Wikipedia was criticized for accurately displaying the location and planned movements of all US troops stationed in Iraq in their article on asparagus. Though conservative journalists such as Geraldo Rivera and Joan Rivers repeatedly edited this information out, Wikipedia editors quickly replaced it with even more detailed reports. This led to the first "revert war" in recorded history. Many online nicknames fell in the conflict, and it was finally the Supreme Court who stepped in and settled it stating "The reliability of the Wikipedia is paramount. Wikipedia is the United States' best source of information and we can't let fear hamper our quest for knowledge".[5] The asparagus article was then summarily deleted and a small goat was sacrificed to the cabal.
In cases where reality would seem to conflict with any given Wikipedia article, reality must be altered to ensure consistency. One such conflict led to the Bill of Rights being rewritten to exclude the Irish.[6] While Wikipedia claims their images to be 100% factual, the pictures are in fact photoshopped with the purpose of altering the way people view reality. Wikipedia was created after a man was bitten by the poison donkey of South America and he wanted a website to discover his symptoms, he couldn't find one so after his full recovery, albeit with the loss of a testicle he created wikipedia to quench peoples thirst for rubbish.
[edit] Future Plans
[edit] Advertising
While Jimmy Wales[9] has long maintained a firm opposition to any form of advertising on Wikipedia[10], economical difficulties are making this hardline stance difficult to maintain. While all other wikis[11] except Uncyclopedia succumbed to the allure of easy money a long time ago, Jim is determined to keep Wikipedia free from advertisements of any sort for as long as Uncyclopedia and the other wikis have adverts. Although, they didn't deny the possibility of advertising themselves on their Main Page. Also, they invited other wikis to help them to drive more traffic to their site, for example Uncyclopedia.
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ The thieving bots behind Wikipedia
- ↑ English and Spanish
- ↑ A popular misconception is that the idea for Wikipedia came after reading the "Serious Information and Other Deleted Sensical Material" section of Uncyclopedia.
- ↑ It's rarely, if ever, Lupus.
- ↑ Then they retired to their quarters for martinis and high colonics.
- ↑ Which, frankly, was long overdue anyway.
- ↑ If you speak his name enough times, he will show up on your doorstep with cookies and beer.
- ↑ If you say Wikipedia enough times God kills a kitten.
- ↑ We're friends now, and friends call him Jimmy.
- ↑ Or "The Wiki" as me and Jimmy like to call it.
- ↑ Note the distinction between wikis and "The Wiki". It's important and Jimmy will quiz you if you ever meet him. Not that you will. You're reading Uncyclopedia and are obviously beneath his notice.
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