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edit Article One: The End-user

edit Section One: User's Authority on Uncyclopedia

You have none. Deal with it.

edit Section Two: User's Capabilities

You the end-user, ie one who may choose to partake in activities, including, but not limited to the ones set forth here.

edit Paragraph One: Writing Articles

You, the end-user, having met the following conditions:

  • Your contract has not been terminated by an admin
  • You have huffed at least 2 kittens within the past 24 hours.

May partake in activities including:

  • Vanity
  • Keepers
  • QVFD-quality Articles
  • VFD-quality Articles
  • Articles that make User:Gwax angry

edit Paragraph Two: Vandalism

  • Vandalism, in forms including, but not limited to:
  • asdf
  • Inserting random crap into articles at random locations, including, but not limited to:
  • "lol pwnt"
  • "YOU ARE ALL GAY"

edit Paragraph Three: Sockpuppetry/Username Abuse

  • Creating sockpuppets
  • Lamely offensive, childish (the childishness determined by an admin) usernames, including, but not limited to:
Note: For more such user names that you may create, please see Special:Listusers

edit Article Two: Administrators

By reading this text, you agree that any and all sysops, administrators, etc etc, have the abillities, etc described in this article.

edit Section One: Governing The Average Sheep (You)

Administrators have rights, including, but not limited to:

  • Banning you for reasons including, but not limited to:
  • Divine message(s)
  • They feel like it (Note that this article does not discuss the restrictions on the definition of "feel" in this sense, it is assumed to be broad. infinitely so.)
  • Jesus told them to (This is NOT the same as a Divine message, as a divine message can come from ANY omni* figure, ie your common-variety garden Grue
  • You did something stupid, including, but not limited to approximately 90% of the capabilities described above in Article 1 Section 2.
  • .*

edit Section Two: Administrator's duties and responsibilities

edit Paragraph One: What they can do

 SELECT * FROM `Admins_imagination`;

edit Paragraph Two: What they may not do

Administrators are restricted by the terms set below, including and limited to:

  • An administrator may not, under any circumstances, write a new article.
  • An administrator may not ban any user for a period of time longer than "infinite"

edit Paragraph Three: Exception clause

An administrator, upon satisfying at least one the following conditions:

  • They want to.
  • They feel like wanting to, but are too lazy to actually want to.
  • They feel like feeling like wanting to, but are too lazy to actually feel that way.
  • They have a whim to do so.

May thereby ignore any and all conditions set forth above.

edit Article Three: Disclaimer

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  • This applies only if you live in Soviet Russia.
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  • A forest fire
  • A forest flood
  • Huffing multiple kittens
  • Believing material you read on Uncyclopedia
  • Not donating large sums of money to Uncyclopedia.
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