Widescreen

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A diagram to show a common widescreen viewing format for one of the most suitable animals.

Aspect ratios for widescreens.

Common household objects that is in popularly used widescreen suitable viewing formats.

“Widescreen? I suggest... Wildescreen...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Widescreen

“We can see it all!”

~ The Japanese on Widescreen

There are different aspect ratios for filming and viewing for computer, film, or television. Widescreen is a commonly used aspect ratio which is usually wider than the area of viewing capability even of an animal with two eyes on each side of the face (see diagram). Therefore, human does not have the capability to view most widescreen format or they will have to maneuver their eyes to different positions to view most things on the screen. However, this is a problem to most people because of weaker eye muscles or slower reactions to average population of the world. That is why George Lucas look down on those people, a director and filmmaker for Star Wars movies with extreme panamoromanthylomic widescreens. Another popular example of a director like this is Steven Spielberg, also producing films with panamoromanthylomic widescreens; this includes Minority Report, War of the Worlds, etc... he also likes a lot of kitten huffing - Tom Cruise in them also to promote coolness of widescreens.

[edit] Aspect Ratios

There are different sizes for the frame of the widescreen. From the popular 16:9 aspect ratio to the 360° panoramic 6.239:1 ratio. The 6.239 requires the cinema to have 360° rotating seats, therefore, 360° High-Quality rotating SRS Wow Enhanced Dolby Digital High-Definition surround sound is also required.