Why? talk:You Will Never Have a Chance in Hell With Her
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Some play, player, some dirt, dirtier, some jive, beehive. Per your request for some ide-ers. How about if under why you two won't last long together you say how your friend admitted he doesn't know where to find a clitoris. That he's looked and looked, at least at video's, and he can't see what all the fuss is about. So she dumps him when he thinks her clit is an inch or so under her asshole. Another section head could be "She likes cats and you like dogs" or "She wants diamonds but all you have is a nice marble that you found in your grandmother's drawer", or "She's Spoiled" (and only eats in fancy restauants, ones you've never even seen the inside of). Under "Cares Little for appearance or skills" she actually cares very much about appearance and skills, but pretends she doesn't because her father is a socalist. That could lead to "Her political views are way over your head" because all the guy cares about is who won the game last night. Those are a few things, and since I am an expert on the subject why you will never have a chance with her, these come from first-hand experience (with your mom, who is way over my head except for that one time). Thanks for letting me play with some ideas. Aleister 12:09 Festivus MMX
- Sure thing--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:44, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
I really, really like this, and I think you're doing a public service by writing it. It's just that I feel it's... not... quite... ready for a feature. It's somewhat long-winded. The narrator's talking becomes slightly redundant after a while (in particular, the introduction). I would shorten some sections for you, but I don't want to mess with the overall feel of it; its single-author approach is making it naturally cohesive. It will be perfect with just a tiny bit of polishing.