Why? talk:Use a wooden condom

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Hey UnIdiot, glad you liked my review! Instead of just talking about how the wooden condom is tested, why don't you lead us on a tour of the whole factory, including the graveyard, playground, etc.? Where's my necrophilia, dammit???   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 22 / 18:20)

I was actually just about to write on how the condoms are made, and maybe I will go into the "playground" more. The whole necrophilia thing will probably get a section too! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 18:22, Dec 22
OOOH! OOH! Talk about the dangers, too! YES!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 22 / 18:23)
Dangers of what? Having too much amazing intercourse with your Woodos condom? - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 18:30, Dec 22
No, the dangers of NOT having a custom-fit, vintage Woodos™ condom!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 22 / 18:32)
Oh wow, I forgot all about that! That was going to be in the original article! I was also just on the Fender guitar website, and noticed the "custom" shop! New idea! Thanks for all the help Cajek! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 18:35, Dec 22
Just ask me to review it again when you're finished! Looking forward to it! good luck on making this article really, really sick!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 22 / 18:39)
What other products are made by these folks? What is having a wooden condom better than? Which famous people use it? *pant pant* whatdyathink?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 22 / 18:41)
Oh, Woodos also sells the condom carrying case, and Sean Connery swears by his condom. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 21:28, Dec 22

edit Why?

I don't think this is a Why? article, as it's more of an article about wooden condoms and the why? bit is merely one section. I'd suggest moving it to Woodos wooden condoms. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:15, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Why not just Wooden Condom?   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (14:19)
Because you focus mainly on the one brand and it makes for a funnier title. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:16, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
We want people to actually find and remember it, though... People will say, "what the hell is a woodos?"   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (15:17)
Okay. Do what you want. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:06, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
I think the Why? namespace fits it well. Most of the points are trying to convince you to used wooden condoms. Still, I may move it to just Wooden condoms after the VFH nom ends. - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 02:04, Jan 8
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