Why? talk:Save the mooses?
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Does it suck? If so, how much? Should I be shot, and if so, with what sort of gun?
I'll have a go at this one, although by rights it should be STM. Still...
|Humour:||8||Good stuff. Like the stuff about moose spirituality and the menu method in particular|
|Concept:||9||Inspired - where did you get that idea? ;-)|
|Prose and formatting:||8||Fine enough, although for me the lack of consistency with the pluralisation grates a tad (but I am the type that happens to). If you've started with Mooses, I think it would feel better to stick with Mooses as your plural throughout.|
|Images:||9||There are some, they fit, they work, they're fine. If I'm being picky, the steam powered moose doesn't quite look right (I know a steam powered moose isn't right, but the pic doesn't look, oh, you know...), but it's still fine.|
|Miscellaneous:||10||A møøse once bit my sister|
|Final Score:||44||Yeah, like it. Mind you, you should still be shot. With a gonne. But in a fleshy part where it will heal quickly. I've been watching too many violent films lately.|
|Reviewer:||--Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:34, 14 September 2007 (UTC)|
- I'll break the laws of grammar and go for Mooses throughout! Oh, and I'll have to see about that steam-powered moose. I get what you mean. It's supposed to be stupid-looking, which it is, but you're right, something's... off. Shame this thing can't be on VFH, everyone'll see it as a STM ego type thing. Bonus points for referencing Monty Python and Terry Pratchett in the same pee review.
Because we're perfect in every way, that's who. Us meese have been the backbone of humanity since before we even had backbones of our own. It's always been the mice that have been there for you. ALWAYS. Remember WWII? Of course you don't, we saved you from it! We couldn't save you from WWIII though, but you suns a' bitches didn't name it properly, even after all the work us mace did! Remember the Alamo? Good.
And why all this bullmooseshit about steam powered myces? WE are the ones who invented steam! Sometimes I wish We hadn't, you've used it obscenely and frankly I want it back. You little buggers have been using all of their steam and now He wants it back! How are me supposed to have a good hot, steamy mooseturabtion session with only a handful of steam!? She'll trade you a jar of smoke for it.
Anyway, Him has to go now. My has a moose loose aboot my hoose. Lots of love, user:supermoose
- It's ironic that your name is "supermoose" and yet you're far from the most super moose on this site. -- 19:30, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
- At least i don't have a super superiority disorder. ALL MEESE ARE EQUAL! YOU'RE NOT THE MOOSIAH, YOU'RE A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! user:supermoose