Why? talk:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
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23:59, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
- Thank you gentlemen. :) --THINKER 00:11, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Female examples needed- It's a tiring, terrible, and sick stereotype that only guys pour stuff down their pants..I'm sick of it.
- Pouring boiling hot water down a woman's pants is vulgar. For four reasons.
1)Women tend to have vaginas (there are a few exceptions to this rule) where water would collect. This would be excruciatingly painful, and therefore in direct conflict with the purpose of pouring water down one's pants.
2)Women are simple creatures and wouldn't understand the joy one gets from the act of pouring water down their pants.
3)You wouldn't circumcise a woman would you? No.
4)Women shouldn't wear pants. Pants are for men. Instead women ought to be wearing skirts.
If you are a women then advise you to save your boiling hot water for more traditional purposes, such as serving your husband or master a nice hot cup of tea, and also to leave the internet - it is not your place. --126.96.36.199 19:29, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
truer words have never been spoken188.8.131.52 20:26, 1 November 2008 (UTC)