Why?:The Long Face?
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[edit] Why the long face?
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- My wife left me,
- My carriage got towed,
- My stable is a mess,
- I haven't been ridden in months,
- My hooves are chipped,
- I'm constipated and depressed,
- Just feels like my world is being turned upside down.
[edit] Seriously, why the long face though?
Dude, I just fucking told you!
[edit] But you're a horse.
Uhm...
Horses have feelings too?
