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Vandalizing is the act of trashing a wall with something obscene or making the room look like a mess. Most vandals lead a life of nothingness while living in their mothers basement, while having very little sex and little to nonexistent genitalia. The reason why these people vandalize puzzles scientists worldwide. But even after all this, you are still forced to wonder: why should you vandalize? I mean, you get nothing out of it. You may just turn out like those losers who live in their mothers basements, living no life whatsoever. So tell me, why should you do it? Why should you vandalize for a change? why should you even vandalize all together?
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