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Featured Why? - because it's good, that's Why. Look at it, Vandalism can be really, really great. Vandalizing is the act of trashing a wall with something obscene or making the room look like a mess. Most vandals lead a life of nothingness while living in their mothers basement, while having very little sex and little to nonexistent genitalia. The reason why these people vandalize puzzles scientists worldwide. But even after all this, you are still forced to wonder: why should you vandalize? I mean, you get nothing out of it. You may just turn out like those losers who live in their mothers basements, living no life whatsoever. So tell me, why should you do it? Why should you vandalize for a change? why should you even vandalize all together? more Recently featured:Why?:Do I need to provide this? - Why?:Destroy the Rainforest - Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic - Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic - Why?:My homework was late - Why?:Knot? - Why?:Categorise pages - Why?:Mickey Mouse Is Corrupting Our Youth And Destroying Our Childhoods - Why?:Isn't anybody watching "Pushing Daisies"? - Why?:Take Your Fish To Work - Why?:Does it burn when I pee - Why?:Get Drunk - Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? - Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? - Why?:Put Down the Duckie? - Why?:Should Women Vote - Why?:Remove Your Penis - Why?:Will none of the other children play with you? - Why?:Rocket Science ain't exactly Brain Surgery - Why?:Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? - Why?:Divorce Is Good	Tools HowTo:Make your first Why? Why?:Make your first Why? List of all Why?s Most Wanted Why?s Why?:Featured Vote Purge this page
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