Why?:Did I shave my pubic hair!

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I look like this kid naked! OH GOD!!! THE ITCHING!!!

Oh god! It's all itchy!

Cquote1 Hey Frank, shave your pubs! It'll make your dick look, like, a lot bigger! Cquote2

Thanks TED! It doesn't look bigger at all, you fat liar! All it looks like now is I'm a fucking six year old boy! And it's itchy, too!

Why the fuck did I do that!?

Biggest. Mistake. Of. My. Life. Even bigger than that hooker I got that one time in Reno... OH GOD THE ITCHING!!! PLEASE! Just make it stop!

Oh God... It'll be even worse when it starts growing back... THE STUBBLES!!! FUCK!!!! Please, not the stubbles!

What the hell was I thinking?

And I used a rusty razor, too!

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It wasn't like I didn't have new razors, but I still used a rusty one! SO STUPID!!!

And I nicked it a few times! I think I'll need a tetanus shot now! The blood. And all the itching!!! I might as well have jacked off with anti-freeze! It hurts so bad!!!

Rubbing alcohol?

Well... I do have to clean the cuts... OW!!! HOLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!


OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


I swear Ted!

The next time I fucking see you, you're getting your ass kicked. Fuck. I gotta pee... Maybe it won't -- ASSHOLE!!!

...

Fuck... Well, I'm a girl now. I'm gonna miss you, penis.

*flush*

Now I need to clean up.

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