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Oh god! It's all itchy!
|“||Hey Frank, shave your pubes! It'll make your dick look, like, a lot bigger!||”|
Thanks TED! It doesn't look bigger at all, you fat liar! All it looks like now is I'm a fucking six year old boy! And it's itchy, too!
Why the fuck did I do that!? Edit
Oh God... It'll be even worse when it starts growing back... THE STUBBLES!!! FUCK!!!! Please, not the stubbles!
What the hell was I thinking?
And I used a rusty razor, too! Edit
Rubbing alcohol? Edit
Well... I do have to clean the cuts... OW!!! HOLY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I swear Ted! Edit
The next time I fucking see you, you're getting your ass kicked. Fuck. I gotta pee... Maybe it won't -- SHITHEAD!!!
Now I need to clean up.