Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock?

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Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock?

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Title Card shown at the starting of each episode
Release Date: November 9 2008
Starring: Jackson Pollock
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Director: Bear
Producer: Steven Love-Hewitt
Language: Japanglish


Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock? is a reality show where 14 people are put in one house and viewers must make gambling bets on who out of the 14 people is in fact named Jackson Pollock. When broadcast on TV The pussies at the FCC renamed it "Who The F$%# Is Jackson Pollock?" It was due to be broardcast on UK TV on Bravo but Bravo was defunct on 1st January 2011...FUCK! It was then moved to Channel One but Channel One was defunct on 1st Febuary 2011... FUCK! It was then moved to Sky Three but Sky Three is to busy showing repeats of camp gameshows, Dale Winton eat your heartout... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!!

edit Plot

The shows works by the mystery nobody know who the real jackson pollock is. Even the person who is Jackson Pollock doesn't even know it! Contestants playing mind games, Some are in Open-air malls and some are in Cubes. It was discovered in episode eleven that Jackson Pollock (called "Jackson Pollack" by some international art savants) was actually some guy who painted pictures while incorporating the design of the American flag, but nobody in America is smart enough to know that.

edit Cast

Names are never revealed on the show (to avoid giving out the secret of who Jackson Pollock is) but rather, using nicknames based on physical appearance.

Blackmammasita - Contestant1

Jimmy - Contestant2

Jane - Contestant3

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Jane, Better Known as Contestant3 on the show. No She isn't Jackson Pollock

Oscar - Contestant4

Jake - Contestant5

Joe- Contestant6

Jill - Contestant7

Jeroge - Contestant8

Jack - Contestant9

Joke - Contestant10

Jackie - Contestant11

F. Jackie - Contestant12

Cyndi - Contestant13

Chuck - Contestant14

edit Episodes

edit Episode One, A Pollock Of The Old Block

In this episode 14 people who have no idea what each others' names are, are taken into a house and are told whomever figures out who the real Jackson Pollock is will get $10,123 Dollars (US you idiot). Contestant1 and Contestant2 are mad at Contestant12 So they decide to kill her. But they didn't Know that Contestant12 Was a kung-fu master. She sends both to the hospital. People wonder if she is Jackson Pollock. Contestant2 is eliminated. We Find out Contestant2 Is named George Woodbridge.

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Episode Three. The Frist Recorded Death on Reality Tv.

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Episode Four. From The Left: Contestant8, Contestant9, Connie Chung.

edit Episode Two, Will The Real Pollock Please Stand Up?

In this Episode The Host "Manuel King" Is telling every one in the household they must paint a Jackson Pollock Copycat. With a twist. The Contestants Cannot look At The Painting. Contestant1 And Contestant4 Blind Each other with Pink Paint. Contestant1 Is Named JuJu Bean and Contestant4 Is Named Lololo Latrine They are elimaniated. This Episodes Top Five Jackson Pollock Could-be's Are Contestant5 Contestant6 Contestant8 Contestant9 And Contestant14

edit Episode Three, Oops, I Pollock Again

In this episode everyone is split in to teams of four. making three teams. The challenge today is to hotwire a japanese hybrid car. But Contestant5, Contestant6 and Contestant7 Made the mistake of connecting the red and black wires together. Contestant5 is named Mr.Bean Contestant6 is Named Garie Coleman Contestant7 Is Named Jillifer Love-Huedittit

edit Episode Four,[Insert Pollock Here]

This episode is about helping the poor children in Africa. the challenge is to get clothing. Of course they aren't allowed to buy the clothes. Or they arnt allowed to donate their own clothes or not even get it from charaties. Nope. Instead they are forced to make their own clothes. In A sweatshop. In china. Contestant 8 and 9 both have trouble understanding rudimentary chinese, so they are beaten by a Wicker stick. In the ass. And then there ass was spraypainted with a can of red paint. That was found in a suitcase. The episode ends. With an advertisement on the website. www.Whofuckisjackson.com which has been shut down due to HACKZORZ!!! N00b!

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Manuel King, Don Kings nephew, Announcing The Winner Of Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock?

edit Contestants

Elimination Chart
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