Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock?
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| Who the Fuck Is Jackson Pollock? | |
|---|---|
 Title Card shown at the starting of each episode | |
| Directed by | Bear |
| Produced by | Don Hewitt IIIIIIII Steven Love-Hewitt Michael Crimetime |
| Starring | Jackson Pollock Jackie Polleon Big Motherfucking Snake |
| Release date(s) | November 9 2008 |
| Language | Japanglish |
Who The Fuck Is Jackson Pollock is a reality show where 14 people are put in one house and viewers must make gambling bets on who out of the 14 people is in fact named Jackson Pollock. When broadcast on TV The pussies at the FCC renamed it "Who The F$%# Is Jackson Pollock?"
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[edit] Plot
The shows works by the mystery nobody know who the real jackson pollock is. Even the person who is Jackson Pollock doesn't even know it! Contestants playing mind games, Some are in Open-air malls and some are in Cubes. It was discovered in episode eleven that Jackson Pollock (called "Jackson Pollack" by some international art savants) was actually some guy who painted pictures while incorporating the design of the American flag, but nobody in America is smart enough to know that.
[edit] Cast
Names are never revealed on the show (to avoid giving out the secret of who Jackson Pollock is) but rather, using nicknames based on physical appearance.
Blackmammasita - Contestant1
Jimmy - Contestant2
Jane - Contestant3
Oscar - Contestant4
Jake - Contestant5
Joe- Contestant6
Jill - Contestant7
Jeroge - Contestant8
Jack - Contestant9
Joke - Contestant10
Jackie - Contestant11
F. Jackie - Contestant12
Cyndi - Contestant13
Chuck - Contestant14
[edit] Episodes
[edit] Episode One, A Pollock Of The Old Block
In this episode 14 people who have no idea what there names are, are taken into a house and are told who ever the real Jackson Pollock is will get $10,123 Dollars (US you idiot) Contestant1 and Contestant2 Are mad at Contestant12 So they decide to kill her. But they Didn't Know that Contestant12 Was a kung-fu master. she sends both to the hospital. People wonder if she is Jackson Pollock. Contestant2 and Contestant3 Are Eliminated. We Find out Contestant2 Is named George Woodbridge and Contestant3 is Named Oscar Wilde.
[edit] Episode Two, Will The Real Pollock Please Stand Up?
In this Episode The Host "Manuel King" Is telling every one in the household they must paint a Jackson Pollock Copycat. With a twist. The Contestants Cannot look At The Painting. Contestant1 And Contestant4 Blind Each other with Pink Paint. Contestant1 Is Named JuJu Bean and Contestant4 Is Named Lololo Latrine They are elimaniated. This Episodes Top Five Jackson Pollock Could-be's Are Contestant5 Contestant6 Contestant8 Contestant9 And Contestant14
[edit] Episode Three, Oops, I Pollock Again
In this episode everyone is split in to teams of four. making three teams. The challenge today is to hotwire a japanese hybrid car. But Contestant5, Contestant6 and Contestant7 Made the mistake of connecting the red and black wires together. Contestant5 is named Mr.Bean Contestant6 is Named Garie Coleman Contestant7 Is Named Jillifer Love-Huedittit
[edit] Episode Four,[Insert Pollock Here]
This episode is about helping the poor children in Africa. the challenge is to get clothing. Of course they aren't allowed to buy the clothes. Or they arnt allowed to donate their own clothes or not even get it from charaties. Nope. Instead they are forced to make their own clothes. In A sweatshop. In china. Contestant 8 and 9 both have trouble understanding rudimentary chinese, so they are beaten by a Wicker stick. In the ass. And then there ass was spraypainted with a can of red paint. That was found in a suitcase. The episode ends. With an advertisement on the website. www.Whofuckisjackson.com which has been shut down due to HACKZORZ!!! N00b!
[edit] Contestants
| Row Number | Contestants | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | F. Moron | |
| 2 | Dickhead Tracy | |
| 3 | Contestant4 | |
| 4 | Contestant5 | |
| 5 | Contestant6 | |
| 6 | Contestant7 | |
| 7 | Contestant8 | |
| 8 | Contestant9 | |
| 9 | Contestant1 | |
| 10 | Contestant10 | |
| 11 | Contestant11 | |
| 12 | Contestant12 | |
| 13 | Contestant13 | |
| 14 | Contestant14 |
- This Contestant Was The Real Jackson Pollock..
- The contestant was called out first, but was eliminated.
- The contestant was not given an access pass, but was granted the ability to stay.
- The contestant was raped by cameramen before they made it into the Jackson house.
- The contestant was found out to not be the real Jackson Pollock.
- The contestant won a challange.
- The contestant went on a date with Michale Jackson.
- * The full names of the contestants on the show are: Jackon Polock, Jakson Pollock, Jakson Pllock, Json Pok, Jckon Pock, Jon llock, Jacn llock, Jcksn Polck, Jacksoff Pollock, Jacksn Bollocks, Jaon Polk, Jackson Pollock, Jasn Pook, Jaon Pok, and son Pol
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