Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit is Disney's best nostalgic film ever. Both Steven Spielberg and Robert Zemeckis helped the film. This film would also be the story of Roger Rabbit himself when he found himself on the 1947 Red List. The movie is based on a true story.
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[edit] Plot
Roger Rabbit is doing a cartoon that was under "Maroon Cartoon" (Now owned by Disney) and he screws-up his line by having birds rather than stars around his head. Roger tells the director that he was stressed-out after making 30 cartoons during World War II.
The story starts in 1947 when Edward (Eddie) Valiant (Played by Bob Hoskins) would try to solve the Communist scare in Hollywood at the time. He solved the conflict on Charlie Chaplin and now many people have heard that Roger Rabbit is a Communist for supporting Chaplin. Once that happened, Jessica Rabbit decides to have an affair with Marvin Acme and make sure that no one knows about this.
Valiant hates working with toons since one killed his brother Theodore (Teddie) Valiant in 1944. When Eddie shows Roger Rabbit pictures of Jessica playing patty-cake with Acme, he goes bat-fuck insane and realizes that Jessica was with Acme when Roger was making cartoons in the 40's. The next day, Acme was found dead at Maroon Studios (Owned by RKO at the time) and Judge Doom (Christopher Lloyd) comes in and sees that the studio is owned by a Communist! Doom made something that would not only kill toons, but Communists as well. It was called DIP and Doom killed many Communists with it so he tries to get Roger Rabbit so he could dip him too!
At the time, Roger Rabbit was hiding in a bar and he has the will (which is actually a love-letter) and Baby Herman (who's a 50-year-old man with a growth and bowel problem) tells Eddie that Acme's will is missing and now Judge Doom accuses the toons that they are Communist since they live in a Utopia called Toontown!
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Judge Doom wants to turn Toontown into Suburbia with a freeway in the middle of it. Eddie then accuses Doom that He's the Communist since he wants a Suburban Utopia. While Eddie investigates Toontown and stops drinking booze, Roger Rabbit gets knocked-down with a frying pan by Jessica. Eddie sees that Toontown is NOT Communist and tells Doom that he should stop accusing everyone to be Communists.
But seeing that his car got stolen by Roger himself, he calls Benny the Cab (Played by Rochester) to take Eddie and Jessica back to Acme Studios where Doom would shoot Maroon in front of Roger. Then Doom crucifies Roger Rabbit on a cross and has Jessica see him dangle over a vat of Dip, but Eddie does a comic song in blackface and it killed Doom's weasels who took a trip to hell.
When Doom saw what Eddie did to his weasels, he chases Eddie across the studio, but Eddie crushes Doom with a steamroller then Doom reveals that he's a cartoon! So Eddie would get Frank Sinatra to sing him a tune and Doom falls into the Dip and quotes from "Wizard of Oz", gets Roger Rabbit off the cross, and washes the Dip away!
Then all the toons see what was left of Judge Doom...a rubber mask and a Nazi ring. Toontown is saved and the love letter that Roger wrote was Acme's will! Toontown is owned by Eddie Valiant and Roger's Reputation was saved.
[edit] Reception
- This movie put Disney on the map...again and Roger Rabbit would have a second-wave of fame.
- Leonard Maltin gave this movie 3 1/2 Stars.
- Siskel and Ebert gave this film two thumbs up!
- The movie itself won Four Oscars, but though was nominated for Best Damn Picture Ever Period, "Rain Man" won that position as well as the other major Oscars.
- Other movies would try and duplicate Roger Rabbit, but they never made it like Roger Rabbit.
[edit] Jews Framed Roger Rabbit
This was to be the sequel to "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", but was on hold once Roger Rabbit died. However, it will be released in 2010.
This time, Roger Rabbit would find out that Jews want to own Toontown once Walt Disney died, and by the way...the film is set in 1967. Roger would do a lot of his antics and Jessica would find the dirt about this. This time, the detective is a CIA Representitive Eddie Valiant Jr. (This is the same character used in Casino Royale). But this time, Roger makes a deal with the Jews and they live happily in Toontown.
[edit] Trivia
- Tom and Jerry were supposed to be in the film, but in 1947 they were considered dead.
- Pepe le Pew was supposed to have a special role with him and the girl skunk, but that was taken out at the last minute.
- Panchito was supposed to be in the film, but he told Disney that he couldn't work with Roger Rabbit.
- Felix the Cat was supposed to have a role, but refused it since Betty Boop had a bigger role.
- Oswald the Lucky Rabbit was supposed to be in the film, but he was busy at the time.
- The Animaniacs were supposed to be in the original, but they will be in the sequel as well as the characters mentioned above.
- Loopy de Loop is going to be in the sequel "Jews Framed Roger Rabbit".
- Lola Bunny is going to be in the sequel too as a helper of Eddie.
- Other Hanna-Barbera will be in the sequel.
- Steven Speilberg will not be responsible with the Sequel.
