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If you are here then there is a strong possibility that you've read this article and said to yourself "How dare those (insert racial grouping here) say that about us mighty proud whites. Well I'll show them."
   
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If this is the case then I'd suggest you stop for a second. Have a look at the stereotypes box at the end of the page. There is a likelihood that on one of these other pages there is some racist and intolerant garbage put on there by somebody who has no sense of humour and decided to be just plain intolerant and not funny. Did you think to stop there and look through any of them and say "How dare those (something self reflecting here) say that about those (whichever other stereotypical group you've chosen). Well I'll show them."?
   
== Proof of hypocritism or hypocrition... whatever... ==
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If not, then I'd suggest you step away from the keyboard, and have a look at these first. Then I'd suggest reading a book by Michael Moore. And then after that take a walk (or if you're too scare a drive) through the neighbourhoods where you normally wouldn't go near. Look at what is being done to the people who have had the power taken away. And then, if your conscience is clear, edit away to your hearts content.
   
notice on the page about mexicans , black , and asians dont allow people
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Be proud of who you are, but don't be stupid.
to edit and erase the racist things but on this page however anyone can edit
 
and erase everything like a big baby. Maybe their asses are as white as their
 
brain.
 
   
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{{Whites}}
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{{Infobox race
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| title = White Folks
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| image = Kentucky-derby-fashion.jpg
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| caption = A typical white person <br />
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And that's pretty much it. I guess since no one really was childish and ignorant enough to sit in a room for over 500 years thinking of names to offend other people.
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| abilities = N/A
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| resources = 90% of the worlds
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| attack = On sight
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| weakness = Easily offended
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| control = 90% of the world
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}}
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{{Q|Jeepers! What happened?|[[Michael Jackson]]|[[Vitiligo|turning white]]}}
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'''White people''' (also delicately called '''Crackas''', '''Caucasians''', and '''Honkies''') are pasty, melanin-deficient humans who have been sprinkled throughout the planet to manage its resources and boss around everyone of more humble colors. White people are smart--in ways that don't really matter--and complain about stupid stuff, even though they have it better than every other race.
   
{{Aryan}}
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Whites discriminate against everyone else. Nonwhites, by comparison, don't discriminate against whites, because they don't have majority power, so it isn't discrimination even if they do. And whites have stupid names to insult members of other races. No one else does that. These albinescent people are the only race that believes in space aliens. (George Clinton and Louis Farrakhan don't count, because they ''are'' space aliens.) In fact, whites love to hear themselves talk so much that they assemble entire collections of their own words (known as [[books]]). This is in opposition to the more sensible method of linguistic collation employed by most races which involves painting pictures of antelopes onto cave walls.
{{Q|Poo!!I ran short of Melanin. OH, what the!?.|God|Creation of Man}}
 
{{Q|Who are these people?|Leon S. Kennedy|White People}}
 
{{Q|You can't steal nothin from a white man, he's already stole it he owes you anything you want, even his life. All the stores will open up if you will say the magic words. The magic words are: Up against the wall m*****f***** this is a stick up!|[[Gangsta]]|White people}}
 
{{Q|Wow! Mom, this place is full of Albinos.|African Child|Arriving in Europe}}
 
{{Q|The death of over 120 white people is a very beautiful thing.|[[Osama Bin Laden]]|Whites}}
 
{{Q|Size does not matter|White Magazines|White Shortage}}
 
{{Q|DeM wIgGaZ R aLwEyS bUyInG buddy ShEeT!|Fiddy Tupuk|White people}}
 
[[Image:Aljolson.jpg|thumb|right|Since all white people are [[racist]] all the time, this is the usual fashion they publically display.]]
 
   
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Whites forced other races into poverty while hiding their objectives behind the [[Bible|''"Word of God"'']]. They are [[Undictionary:N#Nespotism|nespotic]] and afraid of anything they cannot control. They do not have a moral way of life--no respect for their mothers and they live entirely like snakes, except those in leadership. In recent years, they are trying by all means to be [[Wiggers|like blacks]] and their efforts have made them <s>pathetic</s> <s>cool</s> <s>retarded</s> [[chavs]]. Some want so badly to be black that they married blacks, causing their children to be increasingly black.
   
== KKK ==
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==White history==
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[[File:Whitey hop.gif|thumb|left|200px|Cinema has documented that ''White Men Can't Jump,'' and this animation shows they can't dance either.]]
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White people will tell you they need a White History Month to get even, but they really don't. Besides, isn't like every month White History Month? Think about any history book--You get a paragraph about black people,<ref>Well, you spend a century picking cotton for Massa and tell me how much history '''you''' make.</ref> a half a chapter about Asians, and a half a chapter about Hispanics or Latinos, whatever. The rest is '''all''' White History, man! Starting with mid-EVIL Europe, the Founding Fathers of America (or wherever you're from), inventions an' shit, and mostly lies they spread throughout the world to poison the minds of children into believing whites are dominant.
   
Coneheaded rednecks and wierd white men who wear white clothing i guess to be proud of mutaded skin of a monkey? Even though they are really pink. The official site says they dont hate "negroes" but they do. I guess thats why they've never been to detroit. And also they must be getting tired getting their asses kicked whenever they show up with that stupid pale pride bull.
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[[Image:Call It Racism.jpg|right|thumb|White Folks shrug it off when people complain about them.]]
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The history books make it look like natives were brainless red people who shot poison darts at anyone they saw and were "uncivilized," which is the same stereotype every single damned white person comes up with to excuse what their ancestors did. In fact, the Native Americans knew stuff the British didn't. Planting corn, playing lacrosse, and running casinos. What a shame the white man came! They could have whupped yo' asses!<ref>If they didn't have to move every ten years after exhausting the food supply.</ref>
   
== Where do they come from? traveling africans? i dont think so... ==
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One thing the White man did do was get rid of the silly notion that animals have spirits and can live in harmony with man and that we are all part of nature. Instead, Whitey taught everyone there was only one God and only by bowing to him would you get to paradise. And that his son came to Earth (and is called "white" even though he was Middle Eastern) and was killed and then came back to life and forgave your sins, so anything you do now will be forgiven. So you can do anything you like and it will all be okay. After all, in God we trust, right?
   
most likely a group of albinos. if you've noticed the other people who live in cold areas
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Another thing about white people: They are the only people who write footnotes.
still arent completely white. they have a very light brown almost white skin. sort of grey.
 
(most far off south and eastern europeans. straighten hair and big noses comes from temperature.
 
maybe the albinos just decided to spend somewhere nice for winter and ended up staying?
 
   
'''White people''', Commonly referred to as '''Caucasians''' or '''Europeans''' ''(by some idiots)'' should not, as some <s>[[Moron|morons]]</s> people believe be considered a separate race. They are, in fact albinistic people of all races in humanity who, through bitterness, discriminate against everyone else. They are the only race which truly believes in UFO's for one reason or the other. They forced most races into poverty while hiding their objectives behind the [[Bible|''"Word of God"'']]. They are nespotic and afraid of anything they cannot control. They do not have a moral way of life - no respect for their mothers and they live entirely like snakes except those in leadership. In recent years, they are trying by all mean to be [[Image:Whites.jpg|thumb|right|49 cent! A white man's desperate attempt at social acceptance.]] like blacks and their efforts let to them being <s>pathetic</s> <s>cool</s> <s>retared</s> chavs. Some have tried so hard to be black that they married blacks, causing their children to be increasingly black.
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<small>{{Reflist}}</small>
   
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==Current dominance==
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[[Image:Vitruvian man.jpg|thumb|They really have small penises. Can you even see it? I know I can't.]]
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Currently, white people's dominance of the world and its people is so complete that it is assured without the institutions that other races use. For example:
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*There is no National Association for the Advancement of White People.
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*The U.S. [[Congress]] has no Congressional White Caucus.
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*When a white person kills someone, there is no Council on American-White Relations to warn [[African Americans]] that the murder requires ''them'' to keep thinking positively about other white people.
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*There are no quotas or legal requirements on "fair" job postings designed to attract an equal number of white people to professional [[basketball]] and [[football]].
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*There are no gangs that intimidate voters at the polls based on skin color. [[Ku Klux Klan|(Not any more.)]]
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*No law declares walking-around money for white "community leaders" to be a "full employment" issue or a "health care" issue.
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In summary, whites have absolutely no skin-color-based institutions to parlay their numerical dominance into government loot. That would be ''racist.'' And they stay on top of things despite that.
   
==Known Facts about Whites==
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===Old Boy Network===
1. Get offended by the smallest things
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Other folks say that white people don't need quotas and set-asides, because they have their own set-aside: The Old Boy Network. A white kid is more likely to get into college, or get the advertising contract, or get the junior partnership at the law firm, because he's the son of the golfing partner of the owner or president. That is, the white man hires the white boy he knows, instead of equally qualified non-whites.
2. delete questions asking about them on yahoo answers
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[[Image:Fred-phelps.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Yee-haw!]]
3. Deny the fact that all animal/child rappers and cerial killers are white
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Another explanation (which will get you fired if you work in Washington) is that this person was hired not because he was white but because he was known. By the way, Washington protects workers by setting a minimum wage, mandating benefits, making it hard to fire them, and giving a black man the benefit of the doubt when he claims there's racism in the workplace. So why would you take a chance on hiring someone you don't know?
4. deny the fact that they made racist cartoons in the 40s-60s.
 
5. think they invented all of todays modern technology but have asians make it and use it for them.
 
   
==Famous white people==
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===Diversity===
[[Image:Vitruvian man.jpg|thumb|right|They really have small penises. Can you even see it? I know I can't]]
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White people stay on top of things despite all the blather about '''diversity'''. (To be fair, most white people don't indulge in this blather but are merely its targets.) Diversity is a branch of [[Politically Correct|political correctness]].
*'''Micheal Jackson'''
 
*Jim Carrey
 
*Mr. Bean
 
*Ben Affleck
 
*Casper the friendly ghost
 
*George W. Bush
 
*[[The Man]]
 
*Nathan Bedford Forrest
 
*Barack Obama
 
*Martin Luther King
 
*Keanu Reaves
 
*Will Smith
 
*"50 Cent"
 
*Tiger Woods
 
*Lewis Hamilton
 
*Marilyn Manson
 
*Ronald McDonald
 
*[[You]]
 
*Malcolm X
 
*David Beckham
 
*[[Your Mom]]
 
*Uncle Tom
 
==How to offend or annoy white people==
 
   
# Eating crackers in front of them and not sharing any.
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Diversity says that, if four white people are playing [[bridge]] in the cafeteria during their lunch break, inviting the janitor to join them will only improve the bridge game, and failing to invite him can only mean that all four players hate all black people.
# Saying "nigga" in front of them and then attempting to beat them up for saying it.
 
# Stepping on printer paper.
 
# Pissing in the snow.
 
# Dumping milk into the toilet.
 
# Asking why monkeys have white skin.
 
# Showing proof [[AIDS]] was a experiment.
 
# Disagreeing with them.
 
# Throwing away a hockey stick.
 
   
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The president of [[University of Michigan]] claims that diversity is the University's business. This means that the average chemistry student needs the University to sit black kids on either side of him in the chem lab, even if it has to lower its admission standards. The dean knows the students should be studying [[Kwanzaa]] rather than chemistry, even if the students paid their $40,000 tuition with something else in mind.
   
== Known crime that they deny by talking about black and hispanic crimes: ==
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The [[Supreme Court]], in a case against U-of-M, upheld "remedial" government racism (despite the equal-rights amendments passed after the [[Civil War]]). One Justice stated her hope that we'll only have to keep ignoring the [[Constitution of the United States|Constitution]] for another quarter century or so.
   
*Raping children aged 14-
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The flip side was when federal courts took over the entire [[Boston]] school system and imposed a scheme to bus black kids out to the white suburbs. This was called "forced busing," probably because nothing else government ever does is forced. --As if black kids couldn't learn without a white kid next to them. Now, "forced busing" has ended and black kids study in all-black classrooms in Boston--beating up anyone who studies too hard. (That's '''acting white'''.)
*Raping dogs , raccoons , and barn animals (including horses) YUCK O_o
 
*Going crazy over a break up and murdering some women they dont even know.
 
*Getting mad because they were bullied in school and shooting up teachers and students
 
*Ripping babies out of pregnet women
 
*Police brutality (police are nothing but white guys who signed up and had no training.
 
 
 
== Races they've wiped out or almost wiped out ==
 
 
*Native australians
 
*Native north and south americans
 
*Angliosaxens (Native puerto ricans)
 
*And are currently trying to wipe out africans :)
 
 
 
== British ==
 
 
A british are no more than stupid bastards who think they are above everything. Even the
 
americans. They have very bad teeth and pronounce every english word WRONG! Chopper in
 
american , choppah in british. fucker in american , fuckah in british. basically they dont
 
know how to use "ER " "AR" actually pretty much anything with a A e i or o with an r in the
 
end. Im sure if someone was to cut those big yellow teeth to a normal size they would speek
 
properly.
 
 
 
== americans ==
 
 
Out of all white nations these are the worse. usually they are hypocrites and always say
 
black people are racist but once a fact is brought up about them they begin racial slurs
 
and being big babies. (mostly known on youtube and yahoo answers). Typical young white
 
males like heavy metal , sex , alchohol , rock , and try to take credit for stolen inventions
 
older white men took back in the old days. Older white men think about nothing but office
 
work. (yet talk about other races being lazy). most office jobs are nothing but sitting in
 
office chairs answering calls while mexican jobs are picking lettuce and tomatoes so their
 
fat asses can eat. Did i mention they like to skateboard too much?
 
 
== Austrillians/scottish ==
 
 
Aussie: Ello mate ima aussie mate. Whatcha doing ya mate?
 
Scottie: I ain dewin nothen mate. What about yew mate?
 
American: Enugh dewd. Like what are yu doin???? Maite?
 
 
== Germans ==
 
 
Myschartschihagen trishsmortslegen torshshagen
 
hvertsamagen
 
 
 
== Relation ship with asians ==
 
 
They really have nothing in common. most asians think they are white because of the lack
 
of melanin. which is why alot dy there hair blonde and get contacts but look closely and you
 
will see asians are a brownish yellowish color mixed with a cream and very light. some are even
 
tan! All asians are good for to americans are sex and making toys and to british... well they
 
are good for the fish but not for the chips! Nothing comes between a brit and his fish n chips.
 
 
 
== USA police ==
 
 
usa police beat up civilians of color.(most of the time). black guy gets pulled over for
 
driving 20 mph with one headlight off due to a recent accident* cop: "son" do you know you
 
were driving 50 mph. the speed limit is 25 my "brothah". Black guy: im pretty sure
 
i was going around 20 mph. cop: sir may i see your license and registration? Black guy: What
 
does that gotta do with my speed. cop: Resisting arrest *sprays pepper spray in black guys face*.Black guy : Ahhhhhh *accidently steps on peddle **car drives into streetlight*.*cop
 
catches up to car and screams your resisting arrest! Black guy: My eyes!!!! i cant see it burns .... it burns us. * pulls out 9mm and shoots black guy 15 times in face reloades and
 
shoots 15 more bullets.* cop: Oooops...... *puts gun on corpse's hand and spinkles crack
 
over the passenger's seat.
 
 
3 days later....
 
video of police car recording is found in cop's apartment.**cop goes to court*
 
white judge: we have no proof he did this on purpose. He might have just been trying to
 
reach for his tazer. even though they are on different sides of his pocket and are two
 
different sizes. YOU ARE FREE TO GO!....
 
mother of black guy: WHA?????
 
   
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== White folks in [[America]] ==
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[[Image:Whites.jpg|thumb|right|49 cent! A white man's desperate attempt at social acceptance.]]
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Out of all white nations, this is the worst. Most white Americans are hypocrites. They always say black people are racist, but they are the first to bring out the racial slurs, the fucking honkies.
   
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Don't forget, they brought the Brother here from Africa to be their personal property. That should never have been allowed. The Brother should have stayed in Africa. Alongside the other Brother, who sold him to Whitey. They got it pretty good over in Africa. That cousin of Obama's, he's got his own hut, he be writin' a book. The Brother in America be livin' in poverty (despite the cable TV). And most places, your woman has to live somewhere else to get the monthly check, and everyone hates you.
   
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Typical white Americans, if they're young, like two kinds of music: Country and Western. When they get older, they like neither, 'cause they spend all day thinking 'bout office work. They criticise other races for being lazy and for taking all the jobs. Most office jobs are nothing but sitting in office chairs answering calls while Mexicans pick lettuce and tomatoes so their fat asses can eat.
   
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Did I mention they skateboard too much? Which is why they feel no racism should be pointed at them and everyone else needs to burn in Hell.
   
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=== [[LAPD|American police]] ===
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[[Image:Batons-8817.jpg|thumb|right|230px|Don't you feel safer just seeing them?]]
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White policemen in the USA are a subset of white Americans, which is a sub-subset of white people and a sub-sub-set of people--in other words, only one step above [[Shit|primordial sludge]]. White American police have the following characteristics, which are obviously dictated by their skin color:
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*They say they can't understand civilians when they speak in perfectly clear street dialect.
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*They refuse to follow the simplest rules of police procedure, as the black suspect understands them.
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*They tend to escalate the situation when a black civilian asserts his right not to identify himself.
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*They have a prurient desire to frisk black suspects spread-eagled against the hood of a car.
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*They tend to mistake a cell-phone or a shiny money clip for a drawn weapon.
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*In an actual armed conflict, they shoot to kill the black man, rather than simply using their training to deftly shoot the weapon out of his hand.
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Police academies train white American policemen to be hostile and suspicious to persons of color. Especially in a fancy white suburb at 2 in the morning, when suspicion is entirely inappropriate. The mistreatment of [[Cocaine|coked-up]] suspect [[Rodney King]] at the end of a police chase was caught on [[video]] and was judged to be epidemic, racist police brutality, by the appropriate legal arbiter of such questions: thousands of rioters in [[Los Angeles]], most carrying freshly stolen [[television]]s.
   
 
{{Race}}
 
{{Race}}
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Latest revision as of 17:16, February 11, 2014

White Folks
Kentucky-derby-fashion
A typical white person
And that's pretty much it. I guess since no one really was childish and ignorant enough to sit in a room for over 500 years thinking of names to offend other people.
Abilities N/A
Resources 90% of the worlds
Attack On sight
Weakness Easily offended
Control over 90% of the world
“Jeepers! What happened?”

White people (also delicately called Crackas, Caucasians, and Honkies) are pasty, melanin-deficient humans who have been sprinkled throughout the planet to manage its resources and boss around everyone of more humble colors. White people are smart--in ways that don't really matter--and complain about stupid stuff, even though they have it better than every other race.

Whites discriminate against everyone else. Nonwhites, by comparison, don't discriminate against whites, because they don't have majority power, so it isn't discrimination even if they do. And whites have stupid names to insult members of other races. No one else does that. These albinescent people are the only race that believes in space aliens. (George Clinton and Louis Farrakhan don't count, because they are space aliens.) In fact, whites love to hear themselves talk so much that they assemble entire collections of their own words (known as books). This is in opposition to the more sensible method of linguistic collation employed by most races which involves painting pictures of antelopes onto cave walls.

Whites forced other races into poverty while hiding their objectives behind the "Word of God". They are nespotic and afraid of anything they cannot control. They do not have a moral way of life--no respect for their mothers and they live entirely like snakes, except those in leadership. In recent years, they are trying by all means to be like blacks and their efforts have made them pathetic cool retarded chavs. Some want so badly to be black that they married blacks, causing their children to be increasingly black.

edit White history

Whitey hop

Cinema has documented that White Men Can't Jump, and this animation shows they can't dance either.

White people will tell you they need a White History Month to get even, but they really don't. Besides, isn't like every month White History Month? Think about any history book--You get a paragraph about black people,[1] a half a chapter about Asians, and a half a chapter about Hispanics or Latinos, whatever. The rest is all White History, man! Starting with mid-EVIL Europe, the Founding Fathers of America (or wherever you're from), inventions an' shit, and mostly lies they spread throughout the world to poison the minds of children into believing whites are dominant.

Call It Racism

White Folks shrug it off when people complain about them.

The history books make it look like natives were brainless red people who shot poison darts at anyone they saw and were "uncivilized," which is the same stereotype every single damned white person comes up with to excuse what their ancestors did. In fact, the Native Americans knew stuff the British didn't. Planting corn, playing lacrosse, and running casinos. What a shame the white man came! They could have whupped yo' asses![2]

One thing the White man did do was get rid of the silly notion that animals have spirits and can live in harmony with man and that we are all part of nature. Instead, Whitey taught everyone there was only one God and only by bowing to him would you get to paradise. And that his son came to Earth (and is called "white" even though he was Middle Eastern) and was killed and then came back to life and forgave your sins, so anything you do now will be forgiven. So you can do anything you like and it will all be okay. After all, in God we trust, right?

Another thing about white people: They are the only people who write footnotes.

  1. Well, you spend a century picking cotton for Massa and tell me how much history you make.
  2. If they didn't have to move every ten years after exhausting the food supply.

edit Current dominance

Vitruvian man

They really have small penises. Can you even see it? I know I can't.

Currently, white people's dominance of the world and its people is so complete that it is assured without the institutions that other races use. For example:

  • There is no National Association for the Advancement of White People.
  • The U.S. Congress has no Congressional White Caucus.
  • When a white person kills someone, there is no Council on American-White Relations to warn African Americans that the murder requires them to keep thinking positively about other white people.
  • There are no quotas or legal requirements on "fair" job postings designed to attract an equal number of white people to professional basketball and football.
  • There are no gangs that intimidate voters at the polls based on skin color. (Not any more.)
  • No law declares walking-around money for white "community leaders" to be a "full employment" issue or a "health care" issue.

In summary, whites have absolutely no skin-color-based institutions to parlay their numerical dominance into government loot. That would be racist. And they stay on top of things despite that.

edit Old Boy Network

Other folks say that white people don't need quotas and set-asides, because they have their own set-aside: The Old Boy Network. A white kid is more likely to get into college, or get the advertising contract, or get the junior partnership at the law firm, because he's the son of the golfing partner of the owner or president. That is, the white man hires the white boy he knows, instead of equally qualified non-whites.

Fred-phelps

Yee-haw!

Another explanation (which will get you fired if you work in Washington) is that this person was hired not because he was white but because he was known. By the way, Washington protects workers by setting a minimum wage, mandating benefits, making it hard to fire them, and giving a black man the benefit of the doubt when he claims there's racism in the workplace. So why would you take a chance on hiring someone you don't know?

edit Diversity

White people stay on top of things despite all the blather about diversity. (To be fair, most white people don't indulge in this blather but are merely its targets.) Diversity is a branch of political correctness.

Diversity says that, if four white people are playing bridge in the cafeteria during their lunch break, inviting the janitor to join them will only improve the bridge game, and failing to invite him can only mean that all four players hate all black people.

The president of University of Michigan claims that diversity is the University's business. This means that the average chemistry student needs the University to sit black kids on either side of him in the chem lab, even if it has to lower its admission standards. The dean knows the students should be studying Kwanzaa rather than chemistry, even if the students paid their $40,000 tuition with something else in mind.

The Supreme Court, in a case against U-of-M, upheld "remedial" government racism (despite the equal-rights amendments passed after the Civil War). One Justice stated her hope that we'll only have to keep ignoring the Constitution for another quarter century or so.

The flip side was when federal courts took over the entire Boston school system and imposed a scheme to bus black kids out to the white suburbs. This was called "forced busing," probably because nothing else government ever does is forced. --As if black kids couldn't learn without a white kid next to them. Now, "forced busing" has ended and black kids study in all-black classrooms in Boston--beating up anyone who studies too hard. (That's acting white.)

edit White folks in America

Whites

49 cent! A white man's desperate attempt at social acceptance.

Out of all white nations, this is the worst. Most white Americans are hypocrites. They always say black people are racist, but they are the first to bring out the racial slurs, the fucking honkies.

Don't forget, they brought the Brother here from Africa to be their personal property. That should never have been allowed. The Brother should have stayed in Africa. Alongside the other Brother, who sold him to Whitey. They got it pretty good over in Africa. That cousin of Obama's, he's got his own hut, he be writin' a book. The Brother in America be livin' in poverty (despite the cable TV). And most places, your woman has to live somewhere else to get the monthly check, and everyone hates you.

Typical white Americans, if they're young, like two kinds of music: Country and Western. When they get older, they like neither, 'cause they spend all day thinking 'bout office work. They criticise other races for being lazy and for taking all the jobs. Most office jobs are nothing but sitting in office chairs answering calls while Mexicans pick lettuce and tomatoes so their fat asses can eat.

Did I mention they skateboard too much? Which is why they feel no racism should be pointed at them and everyone else needs to burn in Hell.

edit American police

Batons-8817

Don't you feel safer just seeing them?

White policemen in the USA are a subset of white Americans, which is a sub-subset of white people and a sub-sub-set of people--in other words, only one step above primordial sludge. White American police have the following characteristics, which are obviously dictated by their skin color:

  • They say they can't understand civilians when they speak in perfectly clear street dialect.
  • They refuse to follow the simplest rules of police procedure, as the black suspect understands them.
  • They tend to escalate the situation when a black civilian asserts his right not to identify himself.
  • They have a prurient desire to frisk black suspects spread-eagled against the hood of a car.
  • They tend to mistake a cell-phone or a shiny money clip for a drawn weapon.
  • In an actual armed conflict, they shoot to kill the black man, rather than simply using their training to deftly shoot the weapon out of his hand.

Police academies train white American policemen to be hostile and suspicious to persons of color. Especially in a fancy white suburb at 2 in the morning, when suspicion is entirely inappropriate. The mistreatment of coked-up suspect Rodney King at the end of a police chase was caught on video and was judged to be epidemic, racist police brutality, by the appropriate legal arbiter of such questions: thousands of rioters in Los Angeles, most carrying freshly stolen televisions.


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