White Folks
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| White Folks | |
|---|---|
 And that's pretty much it. I guess since no one really was childish and ignorant enough to sit in a room for over 500 years thinking of names to offend other people. | |
| Abilities | N/A |
| Resources | 90% of the worlds |
| Attack | On sight |
| Weakness | easily offended |
| Control Over | 90% of the world |
“Who are these people?”
~ Leon S. Kennedy on White People
“Holy Shit! What happened?”
White people (also delicately called Caucasians and Europeans) are pasty, melanin-deficient humans who have been sprinkled throughout the planet to manage its resources and boss around everyone of more humble colors.
Whites discriminate against everyone else. Nonwhites, by comparison, don't discriminate against whites, because they don't have majority power, so it isn't discrimination even if they do. And whites have stupid names to insult members of other races. No one else does that. These albinescent people are the only race that believes in space aliens. (George Clinton and Louis Farrakhan don't count, because they are space aliens.)
Whites forced other races into poverty while hiding their objectives behind the "Word of God". They are nespotic and afraid of anything they cannot control. They do not have a moral way of life--no respect for their mothers and they live entirely like snakes, except those in leadership. In recent years, they are trying by all means to be like blacks and their efforts have made them pathetic cool retarded chavs. Some want so badly to be black that they married blacks, causing their children to be increasingly black.
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White history
White people will tell you they need a White History Month to get even, but they really don't. Besides, isn't like every month White History Month? Think about any history book--You get a paragraph about black people,[1] a half a chapter about Asians, and a half a chapter about Hispanics or Latinos, whatever. The rest is all White History, man! Starting with mid-EVIL Europe, the Founding Fathers of America (or wherever you're from), inventions an' shit, and mostly lies they spread throughout the world to poison the minds of children into believing whites are dominant.
The history books make it look like natives were brainless red people who shot poison darts at anyone they saw and were "uncivilized," which is the same stereotype every single damned white person comes up with to excuse what their ancestors did. In fact, the Native Americans knew stuff the British didn't. Planting corn, playing lacrosse, and running casinos. What a shame the white man came! They could have whupped yo' asses![2]
One thing the White man did do was get rid of the silly notion that animals have spirits and can live in harmony with man and that we are all part of nature. Instead, Whitey taught everyone there was only one God and only by bowing to him would you get to paradise. And that his son came to Earth and was killed and then came back to life and forgave your sins, so anything you do now will be forgiven. So you can do anything you like and it will all be okay. After all, in God we trust, right?
Another thing about white people: They are the only people who write footnotes.
- ↑ Well, you spend a century picking cotton for Massa and tell me how much history you make.
- ↑ If they didn't have to move every ten years after exhausting the food supply.
The Subgenus of white people
Americans
Out of all white nations, this is the worst. Most white Americans are hypocrites. They always say black people are racist, but they are the first to bring out the racial slurs, the f***ing honkies.
Don't forget, they brought the Brother here from Africa to be their personal property. That should never have been allowed. The Brother should have stayed in Africa. Alongside the other Brother, who sold him to Whitey. They got it pretty good over in Africa. That cousin of Obama's, he's got his own hut, he be writin' a book. The Brother in America be livin' in poverty (despite the cable TV). And most places, your woman has to live somewhere else to get the monthly check, and everyone hates you.
Typical white Americans, if they're young, like two kinds of music: Country and Western. When they get older, they like neither, 'cause they spend all day thinking 'bout office work. They criticise other races for being lazy and for taking all the jobs. Most office jobs are nothing but sitting in office chairs answering calls while Mexicans pick lettuce and tomatoes so their fat asses can eat.
Did I mention they skateboard too much? Which is why they feel no racism should be pointed at them and everyone else needs to burn in Hell.
USA police
USA police are a sub-genus of Americans, making them a sub-sub-genus of white people, making them a sub-sub-sub-genus of people. In other words they are barely a step above primordial sludge. USA police beat up civilians of color. A typical exchange between a Black motorist and a USA Police officer.
- "Son do you know you were driving 50 mph. The speed limit is 25 my brothah." ~ Police officer
Don't you feel safer just seeing them?
- "I'm pretty sure I was going around 20 mph." ~ Motorist
- "May I see your license and registration?" ~ Police officer
- "What does that gotta do with my speed." ~ Motorist
- "RESISTING ARREST!" ~ Police officer sprays pepper spray into black motorist's face.
- "Ahhhhhh" ~ Motorist accidentally steps on peddle and car drives into streetlight
- "YOU'RE RESISTING ARREST!" ~ Police officer catches up to car
- "My eyes!!!! I cant see it burns... it burns." ~ Motorist
- Police officer pulls out 9mm and shoots black guy 15 times in face reloads and shoots 15 more bullets.
- "Oooops..." ~ Police officer puts gun on corpse's hand and sprinkles crack over the passenger's seat.
Three days later the video of police car recording is found in Police officer's apartment. Police officer goes to court.
- "We have no proof he did this on purpose. He might have just been trying to reach for his tazer. Even though they are on different sides of his body and are two different sizes. YOU ARE FREE TO GO!" ~ Fair and impartial white judge
- "WHA?" ~ Mother of Black motorist
Ku Klux Klan
Members of the KKK believe the white race is superior and dominant, while everyone except their trusty weapon (Asians) are below. They hate Asians too, but not as much as they do Hispanics and Blacks. In fact, they hate anything that isn't white, straight, and either an evangelical Christian or maybe another European religion. They even hate Jews, even though Jews have been white ever since they went to Europe. This is usually the typical mind of a Redneck, young American, or Mexican white-wannabee.
Australians (aka Aussies)
- "G'day [1]mate[2], howsit hangin'[3]? Bewdy Bonza[4] love[5]. Goin down the pier[6] in me thongs[7] to perv[8] at the Sheilas[9]." ~ Typical Aussie greeting
Translation
- ↑ Hello
- ↑ My good fellow
- ↑ How are you feeling today?
- ↑ Everything is going exceedingly well
- ↑ my dear (female) friend
- ↑ I am going to the boardwalk
- ↑ wearing my sandals
- ↑ To look/ogle
- ↑ (at) the beautiful ladies of leisure
English through English eyes
The English actually know how to speak properly and can spell, unlike most other people. They have no need to simplify words so they don't spell them wrong, unlike Americans (or Amirikuns for the American readers out there). And they don't have a superiority complex like the Amirikuns either!
English through American eyes
A English are no more than stupid bastards who think they are above everything. Even the
Americans. They have very bad teeth and pronounce every English word WRONG! Chopper in
American , choppah in British. Fucker in American , fuckah in British. Basically they don't know how to use "ER " "AR" pretty much anything with a a, e, i, or o, or with an r at the end. I'm sure if someone was to cut those big yellow teeth to a normal size they would speak
properly. And they have a superiority complex thinking that they're even better than us Americans who rule the entire world! Because I'm an Ameri-CAN, not an Ameri-CAN'T!
Canadians
A genetic mutation resulting in the crossbreeding of an Eskimo, a Yeti, Bigfoot, an Unshaven French Woman, a Moose, a Maple Tree, a Jamaican, and a Filipino Nanny. It is the product of an experiment by the British Government to create the perfect Hockey Player.
Scottish
- "Aye, Mate! ~~ Typical Scottish response to typical Aussie greeting
Germans
- "Myschartschihagen trishsmortslegen torshshagen hvertsamagen" ~ Typical German response to everything
