White Cliffs of Dover
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“Bwahhhh. Beeew-de-do-de-do-de-do-duh-duh-duh-dudulee-booblee-doo...”
~ Eric Johnson on Cliffs of Dover
“That's whiter than us!”
~ Stereotypical Suburban Youths on White Cliffs of Dover
[edit] Introduction
The white cliffs of Dover are located in the South East of Blighty, an island located in between Europe, America and Iceland. Discovered in 69 BC by notorious butt pirate Benjamin Dover, throughout the early times of history the white cliffs of Dover were commonly thought to have been a very white soft rock.
Recent studies have confirmed that the cliffs are repainted white annually.
[edit] History
The White Cliffs of Dover were originally created as a super duper cool hiding place for 'the Gang of super Evil', as they were known then. The collective minds of Hitler, Darth Vader, Garfield, King Kong, The Space Invaders, Stalin, Sauron, The Ghosts off of Pacman, The Moon (which by the way is way, way evil),Death, Satan and Oscar Wilde designed the most deadly and impenetrable Base of Evil Operations EVER, however a budget cut took Ultra Deflector super steel out of the picture, and was subsequintly made from Chalk. The Gang split up and the base was abandoned until 0000, at which point Jesus was sealed away in there, to protect the world from his evil doings. (Ha, bet you didn't think of THAT when it said ' he was put in a cave.) Ofcause Jesus Resurrected, again, and escaped the tunneling complex, however not before Smiting it with his wrath (yeah, like that ever did anything.) The Cliffs soon became derelict and were occupied by passing chavs and the occasional Ewok Blood Raid, until finally, 101948348394748 years after it's creation, it was inhabited, and still is to this day btw, by Demolition Squid.
-WARNING- It is now illegal to Call the Dover Cliffs by their old name, and must now be referred to as 'The Rainbow Cliffs of Dover. -Warning-
