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[[Image:Jimbohuff.jpg|thumb|265px|Willy on Wheels at work on [[Uncyclopedia]].]]
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'''Wheely Willy''' is a well respected [[Wikipedia ]]contributor from [[Tucson]], [[Arizona]]. He has become a computer geek, and has contributed some of the best content to [[Wikipedia]]. Willy has used Wikipedia under the username "'''Willy on Wheels'''," and is one of the most highly esteemed Wikipedia contributors alive today. He currently writes speeches for former president [[Jimmy Carter]].
   
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==History on Wheels!==
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[[Image:Willys-Knight1920.jpg|thumb|105px|left|A classic car stolen by Willy after a museum heist.]]
   
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Prior to becoming famous for being the best writer on Wikipedia, Willy wrote a comedy script called 100 Good Deeds for Eddy McDowd after his friend Eddy McDowd shoplifted from the Tucson Mall. The comedy script was later adapted into a show called 100 Good Deeds For Martin Luther McDowd on the kids network [[Niggerlodeon]] (now called BET*) as a way to circumvent publicity about Eddy.
   
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[[Image:Roosevelt on Wheels.jpg|right|thumb|100px|In 1934, Willy on Wheels narrowly lost the race for [[President of the United States]] to [[Franklin Delano Roosevelt|Franklin Delano Roosevelt on Wheels]]. ]]
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Willy experimented with the page move feature when it was introduced to Wikipedia in [[1999]]. Fans of the comedy script called 100 Good Deeds for Eddy McDowd decided to turn Willy into a dog until he did 100 good deeds on Wikipedia, but it didn't work. When Willy vandalized Wikipedia, some other people called him "Mr. Dog Shit". Even after Willy was transformed into a [[chihuahua]], he still retained the superintelligence of his Wikipedia editing skills.
   
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When suspicion kicked in, admins on Wikipedia have blocked his usernames. They were bad. Fans of this vandal started referring to Willy-style vandalism as "wheeldalism". In [[2005]], [[Uncyclomedia Foundation]] parole officer and Wikimedia Foundation founder [[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo Wales Sr.]] sentenced Willy to community service in Tucson, and was given occasional water to drink in the dry [[Arizona]] desert. Much of the content on Wikipedia contributed by Willy were [[Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedism|Uncyclopedism]]s.
   
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The city of Tucson had a [[graffiti]] boom after Willy's vandalism venture. When the police were chasing after Willy, he escaped in his [[Cadillac Buscalade]], and was able to shake the police with it easy despite its slow speed compared to the ''best police cars in the world!!!!!!!!!1''.
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==List of aliases that Wheely Willy used on Wheels!==
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[[Image:How Willy Vandalized Wikipedia cover.JPG|thumb|250px|Jimbo Wales Jr. wrote a book about Willy called '''How Willy Vandalized Wikipedia'''. It is a comedy book read by fans of Willy style vandalism. This book sold 1 bloody billion copies worldwide!]]
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*Willy Mesler (fan name given to him after joining the Mesler Sisters gang while disguised as a girl.)
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*[[William Shakespeare|William Shakewheels]]
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*[[Jimbo Wales|Jimbo Wheeles]]
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*Jumbo Wales
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*Jumbo Wheels
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*Jack Offerson
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*King Abdullah on Wheels
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*Willy Face
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*Bonnie Prince Willy
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*Wally on Whales
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*Nigger Wheels
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gay wheeels
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==Inventions on Wheels!==
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*The [[Uncyclopedia:Untato|Untato]]
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*Page move vandalism
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*Wandillism
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*The [[Biocomputer]]
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*The [[Wheel]]
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==Books on Wheels!==
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A * denotes books made to defame Willy. However, the rest are written by Willy himself
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*[[Thief|How Willy Vandalized Wikipedia]]
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*[[How to be danceable and not just murderous]]*
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==See also on Wheels!==
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*[[Mr Pelican Shit]]
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*[[User:CapnCrack|CapnCrack]]
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*[[Runtshit]]
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“I love everything...on WHEELS!”
~ Willy on Wheels
Jimbohuff
Willy on Wheels at work on Uncyclopedia.
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about WP:WILLY.

Wheely Willy is a well respected Wikipedia contributor from Tucson, Arizona. He has become a computer geek, and has contributed some of the best content to Wikipedia. Willy has used Wikipedia under the username "Willy on Wheels," and is one of the most highly esteemed Wikipedia contributors alive today. He currently writes speeches for former president Jimmy Carter.

edit History on Wheels!

Willys-Knight1920
A classic car stolen by Willy after a museum heist.

Prior to becoming famous for being the best writer on Wikipedia, Willy wrote a comedy script called 100 Good Deeds for Eddy McDowd after his friend Eddy McDowd shoplifted from the Tucson Mall. The comedy script was later adapted into a show called 100 Good Deeds For Martin Luther McDowd on the kids network Niggerlodeon (now called BET*) as a way to circumvent publicity about Eddy.

Roosevelt on Wheels
In 1934, Willy on Wheels narrowly lost the race for President of the United States to Franklin Delano Roosevelt on Wheels.

Willy experimented with the page move feature when it was introduced to Wikipedia in 1999. Fans of the comedy script called 100 Good Deeds for Eddy McDowd decided to turn Willy into a dog until he did 100 good deeds on Wikipedia, but it didn't work. When Willy vandalized Wikipedia, some other people called him "Mr. Dog Shit". Even after Willy was transformed into a chihuahua, he still retained the superintelligence of his Wikipedia editing skills.

When suspicion kicked in, admins on Wikipedia have blocked his usernames. They were bad. Fans of this vandal started referring to Willy-style vandalism as "wheeldalism". In 2005, Uncyclomedia Foundation parole officer and Wikimedia Foundation founder Jimbo Wales Sr. sentenced Willy to community service in Tucson, and was given occasional water to drink in the dry Arizona desert. Much of the content on Wikipedia contributed by Willy were Uncyclopedisms.

The city of Tucson had a graffiti boom after Willy's vandalism venture. When the police were chasing after Willy, he escaped in his Cadillac Buscalade, and was able to shake the police with it easy despite its slow speed compared to the best police cars in the world!!!!!!!!!1.

edit List of aliases that Wheely Willy used on Wheels!

How Willy Vandalized Wikipedia cover
Jimbo Wales Jr. wrote a book about Willy called How Willy Vandalized Wikipedia. It is a comedy book read by fans of Willy style vandalism. This book sold 1 bloody billion copies worldwide!
  • Willy Mesler (fan name given to him after joining the Mesler Sisters gang while disguised as a girl.)
  • William Shakewheels
  • Jimbo Wheeles
  • Jumbo Wales
  • Jumbo Wheels
  • Jack Offerson
  • King Abdullah on Wheels
  • Willy Face
  • Bonnie Prince Willy
  • Wally on Whales
  • Nigger Wheels

gay wheeels

edit Inventions on Wheels!

edit Books on Wheels!

A * denotes books made to defame Willy. However, the rest are written by Willy himself

edit See also on Wheels!

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