Wheeling Jesuit University/People

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The people of Wheeling Jesuit University are a unique bunch, although calling them "people" is often a stretch. Some of the more notable are:

Contents 1 The Presidents of WJU 2 Good 3 Evil 4 Too Ridiculous To Be Either

edit The Presidents of WJU

• Father Jazzman (1872 - 1899)

• Io the Invincible (1899 - 1907)

• Father Donahue (1918 - 1939)

• Father Rom (1939 - 1944)

• Father Bantufavi (1964 - 1975)

• Father Raculad (1975 - 1983)

• Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang (1983 - 2001)

• The Council of About Twenty Dudes and Two Hot Chicks (interim 2001)

• Lundius Superbus (2001 - 2003)

• El Presidente (2003 - 2007)

• Don Immortal (2007 - 2009)

• A Bottle of Bayer Aspirin (2010 - ????)

edit Good

• Dr. M, professor of philosophy

• Dr. X, Cissegaran Agent

• The infamous Father Stark

• Hammond the Holy

• Prince Coxar

• WJU's Own Tom

• Yellow Lightning

• Very Rev. Kevin Michael Quirk, Judicial Vicar of the Diocese of Wheeling-Charleston and Assistant to the Bishop

edit Evil

• Billy Cabra, Information Overlord of ITS

• Chris Bling, Scandal-ridden Floor Leader

• Great White Mother

• Supreme Eagle Chieftain Smelly Bison

• Queen Maher (deceased)

• "Sniper" Steve Habursky, head of Campus Insecurity

edit Too Ridiculous To Be Either

• James Cobb

• Pelikan

• Prophet Jessica

• The Rhapsodist