Wheeling Jesuit University/Campus/Bear Colony

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The Bear Colony is where the bears live and play games like Bridge. Unfortunately, sometimes the bears go away, meaning that there are no longer any bears there (at least for a while).

Wheeling Jesuit University is the only campus in the United States that has a Bear Colony. In every budget crisis in WJU's history, the Bear Colony made the top of the list of things that ought to be scrapped, but each time it has been proposed, a Board Member has been found eaten in his own home.

[edit] See Also

• Is the bear a Catholic?

[edit] Other WJU Buildings

• Acker Science Center
• Alma Grace Mugabe Center
• Cheese Wedge
• Donahue
• Lundy Place of Gathering
• NTTC
• Center for Evil Technology
• Swint Hall