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==The Downside of Being a Werewolf==
 
==The Downside of Being a Werewolf==
As fun as it is to be a werewolf, there are a few downers to deal with. For one,During a full moon, werewolves lose control and attack/attempt intercourse with anything that moves, has cheese, and is big enough to eat. Many will have to shave three times a day and get daily haircuts. Few will develop a temper that is worse than the amount of hair that werewolves shed. Also werewolves have unnatural urges to ear chicken and can accommodate 10x more bucket meal a day. Werewolves also are allergic to [[Silver]]{{cn3|Winner of Biggeest Lie Competition 2001}}. Coming into contact with silver will result in many odd reactions. Symptoms may vary. The most common symptoms include:
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As fun as it is to be a werewolf, there are a few downers to deal with. For one,During a full moon, werewolves lose control and attack/attempt intercourse with anything that moves, has cheese, and is big enough to eat. Many will have to shave three times a day and get daily haircuts. Few will develop a temper that is worse than the amount of hair that werewolves shed. Also werewolves have unnatural urges to eat chicken and can accommodate 10x more bucket meal a day than a regular human. Werewolves also are allergic to [[Silver]]{{cn3|Winner of Biggeest Lie Competition 2001}}. Coming into contact with silver will result in many odd reactions. Symptoms may vary. The most common symptoms include:
 
<BR>- Having zits break out all over the body (in human and werewolf form).
 
<BR>- Having zits break out all over the body (in human and werewolf form).
 
<BR>- Hives.
 
<BR>- Hives.

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