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WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA
<insert name here>!!!
Good to see you! Come on in, this party is for YOU!! Grab a drink or a bong hit, grab a man or a woman, hey, we've got some sheep in the bedroom. It's all good!
Some pervert just officially welcomed you on your Talk Page and gave you a hand-job, but for now, enjoy the party! Hit those goatskins, fat man, welcome this noob!
Dance and rejoice everyone! A new writer has joined us!!!
Hmmmmmm. The weed or the girl? The weed or the girl? A hard choice. But at Uncyclopedia, you can have both!!
Take a dip in the Uncyclopedia hot tub. . .
"Hey, <insert name here>, nice to meet you. What's your sign, sugar? Do you work out?"
"The stoned guy singing in Uncyclopedia's alley, yeah? He's what? A crasher from Wikipedia! SECURITY!!!"
Hey, the crasher brought these little white candies. Here, have one...
Now moar dancing!
Dance! I said DANCE!!!
Let us put a smile on your face!
We're waiting to hear from you!!!!
Try not to skate on content.