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“I have a pretty hamburgular website”
~ Oscar Wilde on his website
A location upon where a spider spins a web, a Website is commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.
Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.
Another popular use for Websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.
A fine example of a website is http://www.makeliamfamous.tk which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.
See Blogging.
A noob website
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Welcome to my site,
I can do HTML n evereefin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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On this day...
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November 13: Quack Like a Duck Day, Feast of Hermaphrodite, Day of the Cool People
- 10,000 B.C. - Humans begin destroying the forest, driving out bears and things.
- 832 - Saint Anselm is permabanned from the Vatican for setting fire to the Pope.
- 1915 - French Army phases out custard pies as infantry weapons, replaces them with hand-buzzers.
- 1932 - William Butler Yeats marries his dog Chico.
- 1972 - Mediocre Britain votes on whether to join the European Community, turnout extremely low.
- 1978 - While starring in an open air production of Shakespeare's Henry V, Sir John Gielgud is carried off by a hunting kingfisher. He is found unharmed some hours later, having tricked the bird into incubating his egg-like head.
- 1992 - The title of worlds first penguin to eat rocks was taken by Magiwatoo. A penguin from the north east of Columbian waters.
- 1990 - The first webcomic is launched, entitled Two Sarcastic Badgers and Some Clipart.
- 2009 - It is officially announced that the language of Liverpool is Quack. Every Liverpudlian goes quackin crazy.
- 2015 - The French get tired of rioting, someone quacks for comedic value, rioting ensues.
- 2063 - Jacob von Hogflume, inventor of Time travel, is born in a log cabin in 1864.
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Writer and Noob of the Month
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This month's writer of the month: an exquisite personality, unnatural writing abilities, fully fitted with Australian accent and a keg of Foster's. Only a couple of months ago, he was standing on a simple transistor, peeing nervously, as noob of the month.
And now, Uncyclopedia is proud to present: the new and improved version of PuppyOnTheRadio: Puppy on a Flying Saucer!.
Complete with 12 green aliens entourage, warp drive and anal probe!
Fitted with infinite supply of snappy answers and Vegemite!
His saucer's loud speakers blurting out Midnight Oil 24 by 7!
Determined, in his five-year mission to explore strange new orifices, to seek out new humor and new articalations; to boldly go where no mate has gone before!
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Hello? Is this thing on? Oh. Yes. Nice to meet you. My name is BlueSpirit van der Merguy and I work for MNU. But you can call me the sweetie man.
I've come to serve an eviction note to the Prawns of Uncyclopedia. You see, we've received notice that you are holding illegal piles of cat food and stale humor in your house. What is that you say? You have 25,000 articles under your shack? This whole's thing's under your shack? For 20 years, you've had this fookin' thing hidden out here? This is, this is very illegal, I mean, this is... this is a find.
What's that? A new joke? *fiddles with silver canister* Well, huh, this has got the markings of - so it's definitely Uncyclopedian but it's uh, not a weapon... but I don't trust it, ya know, I don't trust any-a the...*Canister sprays stale jokes in BluSpirit's face* ARGGHH!!! *gurgle gurgle spit* Foking Bliksem!
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Guide to Creating a Successful Website
- see main article: HowTo:Create a Website
There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".
Standard subject matter should include:
It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.
WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.
For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website
List of websites
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