Weapons of Mass Debation
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“I once had a mass debate after a spit roast”
Definition: Not: Masturbating
[edit] History
Since the dawning of foreskin many men have had mass debates, and at least 97.88362549% have been involved in a mass debating session. It is not until recently that the female species were given tools of mass debation as they had other duties to attend to, like cleaning and shutting up.
The first recorded Weapon of Mass Debation was in Disneyland Russia, codenamed 'Pooh stick'. This highly advanced weapon was used in primeval ape like circles to beat the opposition to a pulp thus quickly solving any mass debate quickly, often prematurely.
[edit] Weapons of Mass Debation Facts
- Also Called Tossing Mass Derbation is a key moment for a man.
- Paris Hilton is not a WOMD she is in fact Bat Fuck Insane
- One of the most advanced WOMD was Joseph's Cock which was able to detect a target and penetrate without release. Fucking outstanding.
- The Houses of Parliament is not a test ground for mass debation it is in fact an asylum for people who like to talk a lot of bullshit. Big Ben is not a oversized alarm clock, it is a bullshit-o-meter for the Houses of Parliament
- I am smoking crack.
[edit] Opposition to WOMD's
Recently there was uproar in the world of mass debation involving the Womens libertarian group: Terrorist Women against Terror (T.W.A.T). They proposed the legalization of the Superweapon MKII Dildo in aid of mass debation. The Justice League of Jesus upon hearing this were outraged and put the TV on, and John Prescott ate a few pies.
