Water Gun Drive-Bys
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In the "hoods" of Devon, there is a frightening new phenomenon which has grown in number over recent years, Water Gun drive bys. It all started when Joe Blogg of the South side Bloods, gave the "v" sign to Jamie Watson, of the North town riders. Since that fateful day of 2005, many people have been cut down in the watery crossfires of Devon. The season starts from March will lasts till september
edit How the police intend to deal with this horrifying problem
The local police have assigned 50% of their department to this type of crime, and both of these officers are treating it very seriously. Inspector Winterbottom has 2 whole years of experience in this field. I recently had the honour of interviewing the Inspector, who had to say, "This crime has grown massively in recent years, and I have taken most of the blame, but the problem is that we just don't have the equipment. It is very nerve-wracking approaching these ruthless, cunning, intelligent, water-gun wielding, noisy and lippy, criminals without waterproof clothing. I mean I might get wet! Another thing is that it is very hard to give chase to these thug's cars, as they are very very powerful cars, such as the new Nissan Micra C+C which is capable of 100mph, when on horseback"
Inspector Winterbottom recently managed to catch one thug when his car ran out of Diesel. This thug had been responsible for many atrocities including; 2 Water gun drivebys, Speeding, double parking, swearing, seeing a movie rated 15 when he was 14, killing an ant, Grand theft candy, lying, stubbing out a cigarette, and staying up past bedtime once in 1991. There was also a few minor offenses including, Regicide, Genocide, Homocide, Car theft, Fraud, Pimping and prostitution.Police are deeply baffled as to who is masterminding these gangs, but a recent investigation has revealed that there is indeed a mastermind who has secretly being backing all three of the these gangs, however they only know him/her as <insert name here>. Whoever he/she is Inspector winterbottom is hell bent on sending them to prison, forever, and ever and ever and ever and ever, and then a little bit more.
edit The Gangs of devon
There are three main gangs in Devon.
- South Side Bloods: These thugs are responsible for most of the wet clothing in the area.
- North Town Riders: Recently mourned the loss of their leader. He moved to London.
- Morris-dancing Club Committee: By far the most dangerous gang, those sticks could really do some harm.
edit How the gangs intend to deal with the police
The police, or a force for evil as they are better known in Russia, are a problem for the local gangs. I managed to get an interview with the youngest member of the Morris dancing club committee, on the condition that I didn't give out his name, but being a journalist, I'm a lying bastard so my word doesn't mean shit, Rumple Stiltskin."Well da police round ere are well out of orda, init , they gone and shut down our discount gummy bear racket for no reason yeah. Anyway I is got the Supernintendo of da police on ma payroll, cept I dont have ta pay 'im cos ee's mi dad. De uther day we wos dissed by them South side bloods so we went down and puts some f***ing water on dem fools, init." This is an increasingly common event in Devon.