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Water is a substance invented in 1987 by two disgruntled supermarket employees who were looking for a way to make women's breasts more visible through T-shirts. It works on any type of shirt, but is most effective on white shirts over bra-less breasts. It has also been adapted for use in riot control and drowning unwanted kittens.
Water is essential to life on Earth. Of course, some organisms don't have lives, so water isn't essential to them.
Water can also refer to: