Wall-E

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“This movie includes robots”

~ Captain Obvious

“WALL-E? ... Nah, never heard about it”

~ Terminator

“He's my cousin's, nephew's, brother's son, twice removed”

~ Optimus Prime on how he is related to Wall-e

“I'm sorry captain, I'm afraid I can't do that... ”

~ Auto, on going back to Earth

“EVAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”

~ WALL-E

Contents 1 Origin and Early Life 1.1 Early life 1.2 Sexual life 1.3 Education 2 Survival of Wall-E 3 I.Q. 4 Software 5 WALL-E facts

[edit] Origin and Early Life

The legen--wait for it--dar-E story of wall-e starts, as per traditions of the legends, with the depiction of a robot as the sole owner of the whole damn planet! Wether he mess with your bra or feed a cockroach the most creamiest biscuits of cosmos, you ain't no care nor dare for here, wall-e rocks! So, wall-e is the protagonist of the movie. He was made to clean the shit of humanity. People didn't take global warming seriously, so they had just one option left: leave the planet for hundreds of wall-e-z to clean it up for future generations and live in space in spaceships.

[edit] Early life

Wall-E was programmed to clean the earth, but he taught himself to build pile of garbages higher than the empire state building. This, scientists say, was a little bug! In his childhood, he befriended a bug: the cockroach. The cockroach lives with wall-e.....i mean not 'with' him but that they live together....not like a couple, people! like two friends. So, wall-e has a friend, cockroach.

[edit] Sexual life

Just after a short while when the movie starts, wall-e finds a bra. It was then that he came to know of the opposite sex. In the original movie, he is shown to take the bra with him to home to.....

     "what up, dude"
               --Oscar Wilde

Wall-e is often seen watching some kissing and cuddling going on, some kind of robo-porn, i think. Also he is very interested in holding hand of a she robot, eversince he came to know that such exist because of the existance of...well...read the subfield again :)

[edit] Education

Wall-e is known to have no detectable knowledge of any areas of humanities, social or natural sciences. So does the producers of the movie. I mean, first wall-e survives a rocket-landing above him, then Eva uses her arms which do not have any physical contact with her body and then the plant which wall-e was carrying survives the weeks and weeks of journey in empty space....i mean, come on, dude!!!!!

[edit] Survival of Wall-E

WALL-E was the only robot that survived. Why? Most would agree it is because he some how developed a personality. After years of doing what he was built to do he began to think about what he was "meant" to do. Shortly after Earth is visited by a probe and he figures this out <3.

Evenutally, WALL-E became insane, and with the only defence against his attacks, AUTO, disabled by the humans, he began the Last But One Alright Time War.

[edit] I.Q.

Wall-e is known to possess sufficient I.Q. to drive a car, understand a song, build empire state building, befriend a cockroach (which you all know are SOOOOOOOOO intelligent), clean the earth, grow crops, travel in space, replace his own body parts, decorate his homw with bulbs, use a lens to enlarge the screen of an E-pod, differenciate between a fork (NOT f#%k) and a spoon and their crossbreed, record videos, feed a cockroach, SLEEP, recharge himself, throw away a diamond, play laser-taG, hide under a stone.....and the list can go on....but the conclusion....to fall in love!

[edit] Software

WALL-E uses a USB cable in order to “transfer files” with EVE. As Norton AntEVErus was outdated by then (and Now) no one knows for sure if WALL-E is immune to old computer viruses or if he could just clean himself. Basicall-E, after being alone 700 years, you should expect to become PR-T horn-E.

[edit] WALL-E facts

Here is a list of various WELL-Known things about him.:

• WALL-E has got a midichlorian count of OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!.
• While Optimus Prime can transform into a truck, WALL-E can transform himself into a Cube.
• He can turn rubbish into square shaped rubbish, and then make towers out of them.
• He has cool lasers that shoot from his eyes. Really.
• WALL-E runs on Mac OS 6.5.
• WALL-E's girl, EVE, runs on Mac OS X.
• He can beat YOU in Pong.
• WALL-E has got a big plug.
• Megatron and General Grievous are jealous of him.
• WALL-E doesn't speak. He kills.
• WALL-E and Eva own a Karaoke Bar in Springfield, Oregon
• WALL-E has had lunch with Ismael.
• WALL -E is a modified gamecube from wall mart
• The other robots didn't break down. WALL-E's obsession with playing music annoyed them so much that they all committed suicide.