Waco Siege (video game)

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edit Dav3Ko Builds Mt. Carmel

Dav3Ko has entered the game

Branch_B0yz has entered the game

***Branch_B0yz opened channel #Mt_Carmel***

***Branch_B0yz gave channel admin to Dav3Ko***

Dav3Ko: ty

Branch_B0yz: omg j00 iz t3h m3ssiah!!!

Dav3Ko: Im G0D!!!

***Dav3Ko has purchased Automatic Weapons***

***Dav3Ko has given Automatic Weapons to Branch_B0yz***

Branch_B0yz: thx boss

Dav3Ko: np

edit The ATF Raid

Atf

Gun_G3stap0 uses Search Warrant on Dav3Ko

Gun_G3stap0 has entered the game

Gun_G3stap0: WTF j00 cant hav3 aut0matix

Dav3Ko: stfu yes I can n00b

***Gun_G3stap0 has obtained Search Warrant from Maggie!***

***Gun_G3stap0 has used Search Warrant on Dav3Ko***

Gun_G3stap0: open up n00b!

Dav3Ko: WTF no way i r teh admin heer

***Branch_B0yz strikes Gun_G3stap0 for 2 damage!***

Gun_G3stap0: wtf...

Dav3Ko: ahahaha government n00bs!!!11one1eleven!

***Branch_B0yz strikes Gun_G3stap0 for 2 damage!***

Gun_G3stap0: shyt shyt

***Gun_G3stap0 strikes Branch_B0yz for 5 damage!***

Branch_B0yz: omg bs

***Gun_G3stap0 strikes Branch_B0yz for 1 damage!***

Gun_G3stap0: ROFL whoz teh n00bs now?

Branch_Wayne187: stop sh00ting

Teh_Sh3riff: ya ceasefire

Gun_G3stap0: k

Dav3Ko: k

edit Gun_G3stap0 requests assistance

Gun_G3stap0 left channel

Gun_G3stap0 entered channel #Polizei

D33p_Blu3 has entered the game

JaM_MaSt3r_J has entered the game

D33p_Blu3: wtf happened gun? u ok dood?

Gun_G3stap0: fuking branch punx shot first

D33p_Blu3: omg wtf

***D33p_Blu3 gave server admin to JaM_MaSt3r_J***

JaM_MaSt3r_J: we will deal wid it

edit D33p_Blu3 intervenes

Gun_G3stap0 entered channel #MtCarmel

Dav3Ko: jaja back for more noob?

Gun_G3stap0: stfu dave

JaM_MaSt3r_J entered channel #MtCarmel

D33p_Blu3 entered channel #MtCarmel

Dipl0 entered channel #MtCarmel

Dav3Ko: wtf no

Dipl0: read my PM

Dav3Ko: k

51 days later...

edit The end of negotiations

Riotcops

D33p_Blu3 gets ready to pwn.

JaM_MaSt3r_J: dave stop camping noob

Dav3Ko: teh lord commands me to camp

***jannit0r has entered the game***

JaM_MaSt3r_J: dave is abusing teh kids boss

jannit0r: k, use flashes now

jannit0r: make em stop camping

JaM_MaSt3r_J: k

***JaM_MaSt3r_J gave CEV to D33p_Blu3***

***JaM_MaSt3r_J gave CEV to D33p_Blu3***

***JaM_MaSt3r_J gave CEV to D33p_Blu3***

***JaM_MaSt3r_J gave CS gas to D33p_Blu3***

***JaM_MaSt3r_J gave Automatic Weapons to D33p_Blu3***

***JaM_MaSt3r_J gave Megaphone to D33p_Blu3***

JaM_MaSt3r_J: blue, rush Branch_B0yz wid CEV

D33p_Blu3: rgr wilco lets pwn them

***D33p_Blu3 has used CS gas on Branch_B0yz***

Dav3Ko: WTF

D33p_Blu3: come out wid ur hands up high! j00 are surrounded!

Branch_B0yz: fuk dat, joo will shoot us

***Branch_B0yz has struck D33p_Blu3 for 0 damage!***

***Server msg: CEV is immune to projectile damage!***

D33p_Blu3: wtf stop shooting im not shooting

Dav3Ko: zomg ap0calyps3 nigh!!!!11

***Branch_B0yz has struck D33p_Blu3 for 0 damage!***

***Server msg: CEV is immune to projectile damage!***

Branch_B0yz: wtf armor hax

***Branch_B0yz has struck D33p_Blu3 for 0 damage!***

***Server msg: CEV is immune to projectile damage!***

D33p_Blu3: sigh

***D33p_Blu3 has struck Branch_B0yz for 74 damage!***

***Critical hit!***

***D33p_Blu3 has killed Branch_B0yz!***

Waco burning

#MtCarmel burns.

D33p_Blu3: woah

JaM_MaSt3r_J: lol pwned

JaM_MaSt3r_J: n1 blue

D33p_Blu3: lol thx

jannit0r: gahh overkill

Dav3Ko: noooooo omg wtf hax

***Dav3Ko has killed Dav3Ko***

JaM_MaSt3r_J: dam i wanted that kill

Gun_G3stap0: roflmao self pwnzorz

jannit0r: sigh

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