WW2
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The World War II: This Time it's Personal is a film created by Steven Spielberg solely based on saving a transvestite soldier called Ryan (sequel to World War I). It stars many famous actors such as Tom Cruise, Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, Al Gore, Bob Marley, Adolf Hitler, Eric Cartman, and the award winning actor Douglas MacArthur with his famous line "I shall return".
The film took seven years to make (1938-1945) although there was a lot of preparation pre 1938. It all started when Tony Blair declared war on Steven Spielburg's Nazi filmcrew in Germany. Fortunately for us, most of it was filmed with superb directing and is broadcast almost 25 hours a day on the History Channel
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The film experienced great commercial success until rumours surfaced that an oompa loompa could be seen hanging himself in the Black forest scene, in which Cruise meets the Tin Man. (Damn the production of Charlie Darwin and the Chocolate Factory.) Steven Spielburg soon explained that the shadowy figure in the background was, in fact, a small rodent chewing on a nut. Those who started the rumors were asploded, but nobody cares.
Soon, rumours began surfacing again, this time about the scene in which Tom Cruise drops The One Ring into the fiery cracks of Mount Doom. Fans said that there appeared to be a Grue standing just outside the cavern in which Cruise drops the ring. Steven Spielburg held a press conference in order to dispell these suspicions. It is also mentioned that Winston Churchill was not part of any of this, he was on a journey to becoming an astronaut!!!! no seriously...
“Nobody Cares.”
~ Steven Spielburg on Grue rumours
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[edit] Sequel
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[edit] Prequel
It is also rumored that ol' Spillburger is making a prequel, going into the young childlife of Adolf Hitler, and his journey through life as a rather large black gangster. It is to be titled "Fat Adolf." With a handy catch phrase of "heil, heil heil!" Its success will be largely based on jews.
[edit] Games It's Based On
SMS Of Doodie
Medallion Of Honing Missiles
Sisters In Arms
Big Red One
Band Of Brothers
Call Of Medal Brothers Arms 2
Mecha-Hitler's Revenge
Blood-Sucking Death Cabbages From Hell
A game I can't pronounce
vaginal voyage
That faggot with a gun shot ma' sister
balls on my chin 2
i need a number 2
germany loses again 2
some big war that killed a lot of people, but 6million jews they matter most remember, and started some neo-nazi groups all around africa........this game is good
Grand theft outo
[edit] See Also
| World Wars |
| I | I ½ | II | II ½ | III | IV | IV ½ | V | VI | VII | VIII | IX | X | XI | XII | ∞ |
| The Second World War II | World War π | World War Revolution | World War Collectors Boxset | The Video Game | The Sequel to the Video Game | The Board Game | World War What | World War Craft |
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