Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year
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Alrighty, people, it's the big one. The Booker Prize of Uncyclopedia, just like Writer of the Month, but for the whole year. It's the coveted Uncyclopedia Writer of the Year page!
To be nominated:
- You cannot nominate yourself, but you can vote for yourself if you
are feeling greedylike.
- You must have written some articles. This goes without saying, dummy.
- You must be alive.
- Winners announced at the end of January. Probably.
- A place in the Hallowed halls of Uncyclopedia for all time.
- A shiny template.
- "Respect" of your peers.
- A smack on the head from everyone else.
- Savethemooses (2005)
- Hardwick Fundlebuggy (2006)
- The Thinker (2007)
- Modusoperandi (2008)
- Hyperbole (2009)
- Aleister (2010)
- Black flamingo11 • Sog1970 (2011)
- Funnybony (2012)
- ScottPat (2013)
Nominations for 2014
- Nom and For Spike's more than just a writer for this site, he does everything. However, he is still at heart a writer, and a brilliant one too, so it's about time he has this prize. Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:28, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
- For. I thought Spike had got this already..but he hasn't! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:16, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
- For. Some writers care for quality, others for quantity, but Spike manages to write tons of brilliant articles in very limited time periods, and does this as a routine. That's why I think this award will only be a due recognition of his outstanding contributions! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:55, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
- Nom and For Romartus not only is the master of writing Epic articles (in both sense of the word "epic") but also touches up countless articles, improving this site's writing quality daily. Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:28, December 29, 2014 (UTC)
- For. The master of Ancient history, but not only, Romartus is a great writer, who simply has to win this. This year - together with Spike, perhaps? They both contribute amazing material, albeit in a different fashion. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:58, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
- For.not around much but when I am one of these two is always maintaining quality and they both deserve it. So I'm evening the score in the hope they'll share like good children.--Sog1970 (talk) 16:27, January 6, 2015 (UTC)
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