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Domain ID:h4xorz-query Domain Name:http://www.WHOIS.com DNS Info : WHOIS is a internet query database to tell you who owns a domain name or more impotently it can tell an admin who the I.P. who vandalized this query really is so that the admin can actually go to his house and disable his internet connection and convince his parents to kick him out of the house and go get a life. Registrant: WHOIS was created on 01-Jan-1981 00:00:00 UTC to lookup the people who create and visit websites like these can be given proper therapy and treatment at a reliable and appropriate mental institution, or lookup trolls etc., the U.S. government use it to find Child Molesters on the internet. Unlike other tools that invade a persons privacy it can publicly Queried, so anyone can lookup who you really are. Admin Name:22.214.171.124(real name the Admin of WHOIS is the only person in the world who's I.P. address is exactly the same as his real name, it's a coincidence and he's real born that way) Tech and DNS support:WHOIS works by using the logical logarithms and other nonsense that is left by every I.P. that Clogs the tubes by using the small bits and pieces of data that WHOIS gets from the clean crews WHOIS is able to create a query showing who clogged the tubes so they can be arrested for the data viewed on the internet.
This query is from the UNWHOIS database for any information regrading this query please send an to the UNWHOIS technical support group where you'll unlikely to be help since you didn't read the manual.