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'''[[Uncyclopedia]] WHOIS query loading is <big><font color=green>COMPLETE</font></big>:'''
 
'''[[Uncyclopedia]] WHOIS query loading is <big><font color=green>COMPLETE</font></big>:'''

Latest revision as of 09:32, June 10, 2011

Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:

       Domain ID:h4xorz-query
       Domain Name:http://www.WHOIS.com
       DNS Info : WHOIS is a internet query database  to tell you who owns a domain name or more impotently it can tell an admin  
       who the I.P. who vandalized this query really is so that the admin can actually go to his house and disable his internet   
       connection  and convince his parents to kick him out of the house and go get a life.
       Registrant: WHOIS was created on 01-Jan-1981 00:00:00 UTC to lookup the people who create and visit websites like
                   these can be given proper therapy
                   and treatment at a reliable and appropriate mental institution, or lookup trolls etc., the U.S. government
                   use it to find Child Molesters on the internet.  Unlike other tools that invade a persons privacy it can
                   publicly Queried, so anyone can lookup who you really are.
     Admin Name:203.81.45.56(real name the Admin of WHOIS is the only person in the world who's I.P.  
                   address is exactly the same as his real name, it's a coincidence and he's real born that way)
     Tech and DNS support:WHOIS works by using the logical logarithms and other nonsense that is left by every I.P. that 
                         Clogs the tubes by using the small bits and pieces of data that WHOIS gets from the clean crews WHOIS is    
                          able to create a query showing who clogged the tubes so they can be arrested for the data viewed on the
                          internet.

This query is from the UNWHOIS database for any information regrading this query please send an to the UNWHOIS technical support group where you'll unlikely to be help since you didn't read the manual.

edit Query for Wiki site

Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:

  Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

edit Vandal I.P.'s

Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading has completely FAILED if you would like to make things worse please send us an Email!.

edit User I.P.'s

Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:

I.P. ID:"Why do you people care about me"
I.P.:1.3.3.7
DNS Info:Where all on the internet come form
Registrant:Oscar Wilde has always been the ultimate source of quotes
Query Quote:I knew I should've gotten a dyamic I.P.
                 Oscar Wilde on WHOIS

DNS Info:"The source of all quotes"
Tech and DNS support:Quote him using {{Wilde|{{1}}|{{2}}} tag.
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