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This pretty glass trophy could be yours!

Welcome to yet another pointless and totally unofficial award! The World's Best Friend Award goes to the user who has best served as a friend to Uncyclopedia, Uncyclopedians, and the world over the past month. They may exhibit qualities of reliability and trustworthiness, make for a great designated driver, and know when to leave you alone with your lady friend. This award is for that individual who is always ready to step up and "take one for the team."

edit Since SysRq is currently AWOL...

Luvvy started it up again in October of 2010.

edit Nominators

Nominating is easy. Just ask yourself the following questions about the user you plan to nominate:

Is this person...

...not me? (No self noms. Whore)
...always there for me?
...a registered user? (IPs are not people and are therefore ineligible.)
...not currently banned?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then go ahead and put that user down for a nomination.

Oh, and be sure to add {{User:SysRq/VoteBFF}} to their userpage.

edit Voters

Voting is even easier. Ask yourself the following questions about a user you plan on voting for:

Is this person...

...me? (Voting for yourself is encouraged.)
...the only person I'm voting for this month? (Only vote for one user per month.)
...always there for me?
...Patient, helpful and nice, despite me acting a dick/jerk/idiot from time to time...
...a person? (Remember that some Uncyclopedians may not necessarily be people. Beware.)
...not a previous winner?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then this is probably a good candidate for your vote.

edit Winners

Winning the World's Best Friend Award entitles you to the following:

A handy template for your userpage.
Adding BFF to your sig.
Adding your name to the list.
A steak dinner, on us.

edit Past Winners

Luvvy • YesTimeToEdit • SysRq • Cajek • Orian57 • Mnbvcxz • Tagstit • Gerrycheevers • Mahm00shA • Zheliel • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • Aleister in Chains • ChiefjusticeDS • Lyrithya (2) • Zombiebaron • Magic man • RabbiTechno • Romartus • Dr. Skullthumper • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user • Roman Dog Bird • Fnoodle • Mattsnow • Frosty

For full details, see the Archive

edit Losers

Umm...sorry? Better luck next month.

edit Official Nominations for May 2012

edit Black_flamingo11 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

Nom and for He's friendly and all. Mattsnow 04:12, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:13, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, he is, in a decrepit melon sort of way. 1 2 3 4 ~ 05:56, 2 January 2012
For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:05, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Thankyou for being a friend! la la la la la and back again, your heart is true youre a pall and a confident, and if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew...you would la la la la la la la me and the la attached would say, thank you for being a friend. --ShabiDOO 03:53, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
For I've essentially explained my vote in ever other contest BF is in. Why can't we just skip the awards and start an uncyclopedia fan club to him already? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 08:21, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
For He's my best friend in the whole wide world. I have a wall in my basement with all his articles cut out and hung randomly along with hundreds of stalker pictures (I can't get enough stalker pictures, every little thing is important). I have a blow up doll with his face on it which I sit at the table and eat lunch and dinner with. For breakfast we bath and eat oranges and grapes off a floating dish. Just proves that life is the best lived to the fullest. Aleister 12:01 8-1-'12