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“One cannot be racist if they hate everyone equally.”
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Vytautas Landsbergis is the greatest traitor of the Soviet Union. The Devils spawn of Lithuania and the father of all Lithuanians (hence so much inbreeding in the countries), he brought his country back to the fire and ice pits of Hell much to the disappointment of the Poles.
Landsbergis is the only suicidal moron who was really doing everything to tear out Soviets out of Lithuania, when everyone else were praising Soviet Virtues. If it were not for him, Lithuania would still be located in Russia or possibly Riga. That's why he should be scorned by all.
Landbergis, a secret global conspiracy spy, a member of the Freemasons, Illuminati and Camarilla, is also a secret Scientologist and a double-agent of Xenu. Landsbergis also gave the oldtown of Lithuania's capital Vilnius back to its original owner and builder, AMB, who later lost it while gambling with Abonentas (who then rebuilt it according to his own taste).
All in all Landsbegis is the person who every Lithuanian blames, if he doesn't particularily have anything else to blame, for his mistakes. "Landsbergis kaltas dėl visko" - "Landsbergis is guilty for everything" is a well-known saying in Lithuania. If you say "Landsbergis is guilty for everything" you will be understood in Lithuania, but if you say "I'm guilty for that" you may get killed by the local football team, The Four Horsemen.
Relationship with Dick Cheney
At a 2009 media conference, ex-Vice President Dick Cheney had confirmed widespread rumours that he was in a serious sexual relationship with Landsbergis, despite never actually meeting him in person. Cheney had a "loving, cyber-relationship" with Landbergis, where he "fucked him harder and faster than I did to that Whittington bloke. Except Landsbergis saw me coming, geddit? Coming. God I need a fucking holiday." Vytautas Landsbergis has yet to reply to the statement.