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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
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  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Pirates of the Caribbean (film series) H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1453 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A rather miserable article filled with cruft, that fails to adequately describe the film series (for example, the article could really use summaries of each of the movies).--HolUp (talk) 00:47, August 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It will be easier just to make this page from scratch again than try and pad out the existing dry plot synopsis, which has to be pieced together from the character profiles. The only parts I found kinda funny were "Smuggling endless amounts of Disney merchandise into Hong Kong.", "The secret love child of Darth Vader and Cthulhu" and that Jones is an emo. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:52, August 4, 2016 (UTC)
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The article maybe repairable. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:15, August 1, 2016 (UTC)

  • Jack Sparrow's part is listy, and a theme other than gay pirates would be nice as well. Better choice of words could help, sadistic gets repeated a lot. Some of the character sections could be converted to parts of film sections; overall though plot recap is too raw and detailed. This should be shorter. Irritable of contents (talk) 13:46, August 1, 2016 (UTC)

General Joseph B. Colton H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1333 hours
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  1. I created the page a couple of years ago by mainly copying and pasting other articles from other wiki's and this same wiki. I would like to have the article deleted as it is not suitable on wikia nor salvagable and I have no interest in trying to salvage it now. A lot of the article you can find just by simply copying and pasting the text into Google in quotes and it will bring up things like the transformers wikia. I also copied and pasted a lot from the actual GI Joe article on this wiki, so it's also a duplicate article. The contributions to the article by other members are entirely deletions, mostly deleting the cruft that I added or was copying and pasting. The various ip addresses that have edited the article are for the most part me. Though the edit history looks long, there has not been any significant contribution to it. I was new to the uncyclopedia rules and objectives of the site when I created the article, so I apologize for my poor editing. I've made better edits since then with the help of Spike specifically on the Game Maker article. The preceding unsigned comment was added by AnonSquirrel (talk • contribs)
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  • "Joseph Colton" is the "full name" of the G.I. Joe soldier doll. GI Joe was slapped with a maintenance tag and deleted by Skullthumper five years ago, so there is no duplicates problem. (I have gotten it off the mag-tape and looked at it, and deletion was too kind.) The name is ripe for ridicule by anyone who could make it relate to real-world military follies and/or the natural marketing impulse to rebrand a toy into a movie and a television show. The actual article rants at the reader and has no such theme, but that could be repaired. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:47 6-Aug-16

🔒 Hilary Duff H T D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 1 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 1021 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is absolutely terrible. There's very little humor, mostly just a barrage of insults, and the article doesn't cover her career thoroughly.--HolUp (talk) 00:24, August 19, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Nominator and I have cleaned it up a little. I like the way it starts in Valleygirlese, but the body of the article has no comedy strategy at all except the trite one of casting her as a slut. (And a Nazi?) Spıke Radiomicrophone00:51 19-Aug-16

🔒 Angry Asian Kid H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: 0 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 486 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dreary. Reads like a bad voice over to kids film and not an Uncyclopedia article. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]   22:43, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This page has been here before and what you are reading is my rewrite. The joke is that the "anger" attributed to the Asian Kid is entirely in the mind of his beholder. Can this be made clearer? Spıke Radiomicrophone00:52 23-Aug-16
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  • Added {{VFD}} and reset time. Expert 3222 07:24, September 10, 2016 (UTC)

Coin H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 923 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Numerous authors in our past swing and miss, reducing the promising concept of inventing new English terms into an attempt to re-create Sniglets that only re-creates Randumbo. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:42 23-Aug-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Appalling. 'Coin' deserves much better. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Or re-write.  EStop Easy button 06:25, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. A complete rewrite would be a delicious opportunity for comedy. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  
  2. I concur. Will look if have time, but a collab would be welcome.  EStop Easy button 06:25, September 18, 2016 (UTC)

🔒 iCarly H T D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 0 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 921 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, relies on a painfully stupid in-joke that a teen sitcom is worse than Satan.--HolUp (talk) 05:17, August 23, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The article was originally part of Hyperbole's story arc to develop his one-man website meme about Miranda Cosgrove being impregnated by a newt and relied on bickering narrators. Abacab333 did one of his gut-and-paste operations that rendered it cleaner. Nominator has undone this clean-up. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:55 23-Aug-16
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Rush Limbaugh H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 896 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There's barely any humor or satire here, it's an endless barrage of insults.--HolUp (talk) 05:23, August 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Naught but bad fat jokes and 2009 memes. No real intelligence here. ConCass2 (talk) 09:57, August 24, 2016 (UTC)
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  • This will be a difficult save, as Limbaugh is famously "no longer fat," he laces his political commentary with humor and it is important not to just parrot his comedy riffs, plus all the usual Poe's Law concerns: Much criticism of him in jest will look identical to the widespread criticism of him, not in jest. But we ought to have something about him. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:21 24-Aug-16

🔒 Gilbert Gottfried H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 0 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 801 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is dreadful and full of randumbo.--HolUp (talk) 04:55, August 28, 2016 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Sorry, this is a real article about a real subject and even, at the start, has a real comedy strategy: "The guy has a really irritating voice" that the article describes enjoyably. That it then descends into Randumbo and ultimately Chuck Norris means it is not feature-worthy, not that it should be expunged from the site altogether. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:52 29-Aug-16
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  • Nominator and I cleaned this up. The subject is on Wikipedia, but I don't know why the voice actor of cartoon shows is notable except to extreme insiders. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:06 29-Aug-16
    He's also known for stand-up routines on Howard Stern and SNL.--HolUp (talk) 00:18, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
    Very well, but you have now gone beyond "cleaning it up" to complete disembowelment. You should add humor and book the Save, or at least restore everything but the listcruft so voters can decide how dreadful it was. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:28 29-Aug-16

🔒 Miranda Cosgrove's Uterus H T D Survivor Oldvfd Archive

Score: 0 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 783 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Relies solely Hyperbole's navelism in-joke. All good comedy is based somewhat in reality (or exaggeration of reality); this has nothing to do with Cosgrove, it's random sex humor.--HolUp (talk) 22:48, August 28, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't want knock-off articles, as iCarly started out being, in which case the "basis in reality" was nothing but this wanna-be meme. But we ought to keep the original. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:04 29-Aug-16
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King of the Hill H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 678 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly random nonsense that doesn't have much to do with the show at all. ConCass2 (talk) 08:05, September 2, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From the Intro on, the only strategy is to combine random and untrue assertions uncleverly. Then it descends into a potentially infinite list of spin-offs. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:14 2-Sep-16
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Saw: The Animated Series H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 492 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a hilarious concept for a one liner reference, like it is on the Scooby Doo page, in much the way the clone wars sounds like a cool idea; however it ends up executed badly. It's mostly a repetitive list of rather random episodes; fox retards shows up three times. I suppose this could be like Harvey Birdman but with torture but even that sounds like beating a dead horse 26 times mixed with rule 34. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:33, September 10, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro virtually screams, "I am going to bang out a dumb article about a nonexistent TV knock-off of a famous movie. How dumb? "The first episode...drew 10,500,82 viewers." The more clear it is that I just dashed this off, the more you will laugh, right? Later, author doesn't read UN:LIST, which explains that the problems with endless uncreative lists stay the same if you format them as Wikitables. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:51 10-Sep-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 06:48, September 21, 2016 (UTC)
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🔒 Encyclopedia Dramatica H T D Oldvfd Archive

Score: -1 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 300 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poorly written navelism. Delete this article and have Encyclopædia Dramatica (Encyclopædia) replace it.--HolUp (talk) 01:51, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is a disambiguation page. It points to two Featured Articles on ED (which presumably aren't going anywhere), a mediocre HowTo: referencing ED, and Goa Tse, which I guess is supposed to be humor value-added. Given that we have multiple ED articles, a disambig is appropriate, and this one does all a disambig has to do, though it might be better with a photo. I don't sense any navelism. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:44 18-Sep-16
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I assume the nominator meant Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) (he has added VFD template there). Expert 3222 13:14, September 30, 2016 (UTC)
    I agree and have invited nominator to open a new ballot on it. It is not a Featured Article as I stated above. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:05 30-Sep-16
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Mitt Romney H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 298 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very unfunny, needs a total rewrite.--HolUp (talk) 03:27, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is complete Randumbo and its only intersection with real life is conservative memecruft, such as dropping the name of Ann Coulter and expecting it to be funny without work. A GOP Presidential nominee, a nice guy who finished last, and currently holding his nose until he turns blue as the party turned to Trump and away from — what was it that Romney offered? Dripping with potential for a rewrite. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:32 18-Sep-16
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Creative Creativity-Bad stuff/Bull License H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 236 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is our standard CC-BY terms governing the re-use of contributions here, translated from English to babble. The joke page name ensures that no one will find it, except a certain Anon I am tired of reverting. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:36 20-Sep-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Serves no purpose.  EStop Easy button 06:44, September 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Israel H T D Survivor

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 211 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crufty and poorly written.--HolUp (talk) 18:53, September 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Ways to Win an Argument‎ H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 178 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A repulsive chaw of listcruft. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:16 23-Sep-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very listy and a bit rapey. Irritable of contents (talk) 16:14, September 24, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. An oul list filled with utter crap. TheWikiMan026 (talk) 18:36, September 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some entries are interesting, but most are just awful. Expert 3222 13:08, September 30, 2016 (UTC)
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Giant H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 142 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starts with a bland caption to a photo of Robert Wadlow, followed by another bland caption of Andre The Giant from an image titled Andre the giant before the rape. Criikey, mate! relies on nationalities swearing and random. Also only covers giant men and not as much as a giant ant or giant woman. I'm not really sure Jack and the Bean Stalk, Gulliver's Travels, or Kaiju movie references would make for very long or good replacements either, though admittedly every other major fantasy creature has a page. Irritable of contents (talk) 16:14, September 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short, unclever anti-capitalist rant despite the brief digression in the Intro to anti-gay rant. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:22 24-Sep-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Near enough a list. Of shit, that is. TheWikiMan026 (talk) 18:35, September 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Sperminator H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 139 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A list of robots based off a porno parody title that invites more bad dick jokes. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:23, September 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The entire article is a toilet pun from Maniac1075, our specialist in such things. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:57 26-Sep-16
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Whattabattaheetbay H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 67 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An utter piece of dog crap created by an anonymous Ip and a user who named himself after the article, not to mention that the page has been untouched since August 2007. I assume the title is supposed to be an accented pronunciation of some sort of greeting phrase. TheWikiMan026 (talk) 18:29, September 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Invent a word and give a five-minute extemporaneous speech." Stock fare for eight-year-old schoolchildren, but not because the resulting speech is ever any good. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:21 27-Sep-16
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Banat H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 67 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. All it is is leftie dissing of conservatives and religion, made mostly by anonymous IP's No humour whatsoever. TheWikiMan026 (talk) 18:31, September 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ranty and unfunny. Even when the Intro achieves an actual metaphor ("primordial soup of douchebagness"), its rantiness keeps it from being funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:23 27-Sep-16
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