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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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I Think Satan Likes Your Mom H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 943 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. At least from the main space.--EStop (talk) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Userspace, just for the effort that the author(s) put in it. Of course, it's a parody of Metallica (and thrash in general), except the parody doesn't work as the author keeps mentioning the subject he's parodying. ConCass2 (talk) 08:31, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen It's Lym. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)

Bones K. McMillington H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 784 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found on Special:LonelyPages. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:21 1-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --EStop (talk) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--SketchSlayer(talk) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
Comments

Bielefeld H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 580 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:21 10-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too silly, too short. The Bush-related humor also dates it. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 04:31, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Catrina H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 494 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on Hurricane Katrina. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:01 13-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --EStop (talk) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants approach. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The confusion between Hurricane Katrina and La Calavera Catrina might have worked, but the execution was horrendously botched. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 17:24, September 2, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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Mac OS Y H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 411 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:23 17-Aug-15
  2. Symbol kill vote Kill. Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --EStop (talk) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Arrogance H T D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 58 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Overt navelism with no other comedy concept. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:03 31-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. What the hell does this poxy little article think it is? (contemplating going for a quick save... this wiki should have arrogance). Good opportunity for a bit of head working, instead a page in the style of what it is about, that just seems to shout at the reader. --EStop (talk) 13:41, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'll start a re-write and try to save (nominator also agreeable to saving, if action taken to improve).--EStop (talk) 14:15, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
    Further to my private comment to you, sure! Any time someone improves an article to address my stated complaint, I will flip to Keep. In the unlikely case that 5 Uncyclopedians piled on and deleted the article out from under you, you could re-create it and would still get the Save. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:31 1-Sep-15
Comments

URINARY TRACT CONFECTION H T D Survivor

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 58 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An obnoxious all-caps title is the first thing the reader sees, followed by a quick admission that the titular pun is the article's entire reason for existence. The cherry on top is the lame penis joke at the end. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 18:11, August 31, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Created by Inebriated in 2009; Creation Summary: PENIS i may have had too much beer thist ime Spıke Radiomicrophone18:56 31-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. More Alcopops than hard liquor but crap all the same. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:16, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad pun=good band name. Short, penis jokes, nonsensical and discusses an Uncyclopedian. All it needs is a crap list and we would have a full house. --EStop (talk) 13:56, September 1, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

¡Ay Chihuahua! H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 57 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Here is what Inebriated was doing by 2012. Creation Summary this time: start this thing I don't know I"m drunk Spıke Radiomicrophone19:00 31-Aug-15
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Kekkoslovakia H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 38 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article from 2005 describing Finland centering around Kekkonan, who led it in the 'Eighties and died in the same decade. Poor political allegory written in code. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:27 1-Sep-15
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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