Hello and welcome to the Vote for Me page. The sole purpose of this page is to secure as many votes in the voting system as possible. Come on, don't look surprised; someone was bound to make a page like this so just let yourself be lulled by the persuasive writing.
Yes you are reading right and nice to see that your eyes are still working. Many of you would say this sort of page is childish and pointless, but then again you could say that the whole site is. What's wrong with a bit of childish fun? If you found yourself questioning how immature this page is then you need to really loosen up a bit. For starters you're on the internet, go do something in reality, you know, that thing that exists when you look away from something with electricity coursing within its casing. This page is not harming anyone while you lot are voting for it, however the moment you don't bump its votes up, BAM! As I believe in the carrot as well as the stick, if this page makes it to the top of the scoreboard then all of its voters will be handsomely rewarded. How, you ask? You will just have to wait and see. But there is no harm in raising this page's score by one vote. This is not Bollocks; you will be rewarded. But you must vote for this page within ten seconds of reading this sentence.
This page performs miracles, it allows you to get in touch with your inner child by letting you go a bit wild and do something slightly childish. But who said it has to stop with this, why not go outside and start pratting about right now. Yes, now, go on, bye.
These are all real testimonials given by real people, if you have one, add it to the list, remember to sign it so you can be credited.
I have yet to vote for this page. Napoleon has yet to institute universal male sufferage, and I'm not a landowner so I can't vote yet, for I live in Revolutionary France. But I anticipate that voting for this page will be quite the adventure, and that I shall stumble upon an iPhone shortly afterwards.
I voted up. The wheel spun. Then I voted down to see if I could. But then I felt all broken up inside: as if I had stolen something from a crimson velvet donation bag. So I voted up again, and I felt so much at ease -- as if I'd been rewarded or something.
I didn't vote for this page and I found out that I was certain to die in less than one hundred years. So I voted for it, then I learnt I was statistically likely to have sex sometime in my lifetime! Thankyou Vote for me!
After campaigning for this pages' opponent, I was kicked out of college on trumped up sexual harassment charges. I was then kicked out of my house as well, and now spend my life unloading shipments. Also, Ohio State beat Michigan every single year after, Eli Manning became a good quarterback, American Idol became the most watched TV show in history, Republicans established a dictatorship over this land, and Square continued to release crappy Final Fantasy VII spinoffs, and threw out all claims to Chrono.