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The British Occupied Islands of Virgin Islands
Virgin Islands
Flag of the Virgin Islands Nerds logo
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Every Covenant Force Attack on Halo 2 has a Silver Weapon"
Anthem: Level 16!
Virgo
Capital Lulz Town
Largest city Little Harbour
Official language(s) 1337, h4x, Virglandish, Geek
Government Emonarchy
King of the Elves Rabii10
National Hero(es) sk8trkid9 (Saved The Runescape Server in 2003), Steve Wozniak
Declaration
 of Independence
British The British Forgot these Islands When Silly Bumsniffer Kng Edward spilt Tea ALL over the Maps.
Currency GP
Religion ZAROCK!!!
Population Over 9000!!!!!
Area Nobody Knows, Everyones inside.

“The great thing about little boys' summer camp down there was that it only took two weeks to enter and pull out after.”
~ Oscar Wilde

“I went there once. They are now known as "The Islands"”
“Uhhhhhuuuhuhuhuhuh. Like, did he say...virgin? Score.”
“Nnnnnnnye! Nnnnnnnnnnye!”
~ The Isle of Man on trying to get closer

The Virgin Islands are twin groups of islands in the Caribbean, where the Love Boat used to make stopovers. Today they may better be known as the VI but there is no way to tell mostly because none cares.

The inhabitants of the Virgin Islands are asexual, and therefore are virgins, hence the name. Foreign non-virgins are eaten as punishment for their sins.

One group is part of Britain and other group is part of the United States.

The British group of islands, known as Mars, is peopled by neo-celibate young single men; and the U.S. group, known as Venus, is peopled by young neo-celibate single women. They are wayward youth exiled there by their morally conservative parents.

Because of political sovereignty disputes between Britain and the U.S., there is no ferry system between the two groups of islands. The islands are peopled by many frustrated young men and women.

Transportation

The main method of transportation on the islands is the donkey. This is because donkeys don’t have working sex organs so they cannot be used for reproduction with the male or female inhabitants of any island. But for years islanders have been attempting to reproduce with the donkeys anyway. When this attempt at reproduction occurs on the British island the result is a snrakle fish which is consummated in the male’s penis and ejaculated in the ocean a month after the donkey-man sex act. A similar attempt at reproduction occurs in the American islands and the exact result is pretty sick. Basically for every donkey-women sex act the donkey will lay about one billion hermit crab eggs, the eggs hatch approximately fifteen seconds after the sex and feed off of the warm caucus of the dead donkey. What the donkey died? Yep that’s right, the women usually kill the donkey after it has laid its eggs and when she realizes that she just had sex with a fucking donkey. Each year thousands of the islands' inhabitants and their donkeys drown during attempts to reach the neighboring island for normal intercourse.

The People of The Virgin Islands

The Virgin Islanders Are Said to Be very skilled in Video Games, Unlike all other tropical islanders, These ones seem never to go outside.Many of them are believed to go by the name gorack. According to CNN, 23% of all WoW players are from these Islands. Most Peoples from the Islands make $2224 US a year, And about 500 000 gold A week. Occupations of the people are usually Computer-Related. It is an island full of virgins that are waiting to have sex.

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A typical Working Virgin. Note the Ass in the Front of the Body and the Floating tie, The Ass is a Witche's Curse, And the Tie? Nerds can obviously Defey Gravity. Don't worry folks; the people residing in the Virgin Island are still Virgins.

History

in 275 B.C. The Tropiconians Sailed to the Islands, Upon Arriving, They Settled and Developed a Perfect Government and Mathimatical System so that all there citizens could live in Peace and Harmony.

1900 years later, The British Arrived and Killed all The People of the Island, Who had seemed to keep their Organized way of Finance and Government, After the Massacre, They Took the gold and Left.

in 1960, JFK announced that he planned to Deport 10 000 intelligent boys to a "Learning Camp" in the Caribbean. Actually, only 5000 boys left for the Islands. Upon arriving they relized that JFK was fucking with them. JFK did this because in grade 3 he was bullied by a Nerd because he suffered from A.D.D, Which in those days, it was referred to As: Retard Can't Listen Disorder. (RCLD)

in 2004 Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and left with its virginity. The Virgin Islands renamed "Islands" a year later.

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JFK's 1961 plans for saving the Nerds after they had been "delievered to the Wrong Island." According to The Vice-President at the Time, It was totally flawed, because do to a 29 Million Dollar Investigation, JFK cannot walk on water.

The Emonation of 2003

in 2003, The King of the Time, became depressed, because he was still a Virgin. The Citizens of the Island also became depressed and in December of the Year the Government was actually turned into an Emonarchy, But in 2006 The King Bought an Xbox 360, and is very happy with it, so now the Emo populous is only 29% and decreasing.


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