Vincent van Gogh

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++++++++ crystalis good game. ford escort rally car cool. need a new rad for my 95 civic. its so slow. i love my jeep though. i just cut the grass like how van gogh cut himself. input by me on august 8, 2012 it will be recored. ...: van gogh had a prostitute lover named rochelle. he cut off his ears to give it to her as a gift. he was always on drugs. he is able to capture the loneliness of a french cafe that cannot be enjoyed alone. he is able to portray how lights changed the world. he made a painting everyday before he died for like 80 days straight or something like that.

his postman is dipicting how birds come out of the postman's beard. the postman was probably one of the few people that visited. van gogh is influenced by japanese wood block prints. therefore he must have been a samurai. his brush strokes are akin to calligraphy.

van gogh always had a 420 in every picture. this is why his museum is in amsterdam. please do not *delete*. he's all fucked up. dead suspects can't say shit. i am going to keep tying. 2pac is alive. VHS is a crazy scary movie. at the end its a haunted house. trippy stuff! spread the word. if zombies take over turn them to biofuel. tell everyone! bone zombies take out teeth and nails. copyright this shit by me! jordan is the bomb still . and gretzky. canada is better than america. why? because we spell words properly like colour. drink vodka with 7up and orange juice. breaking bad is also crazy. go walking dead too. and the jets. go jets go. kane won't sign cuz he's a bum? no hey's awesome. but why won't he sign? pacquiao is p4p the best. silva and jon bone jones? back to van gogh. more facts he is a post impressionist. he painted with his feet as well. bleach, bezerk. mega man. sagat best fighter i would say on ps3. no middle man especially russian middle man. cuban johnny tapia. wife or soccer player son. sign here. i dunno its a toss up. gsp is good but silva is better i think. can i really type anything here? why are there rules like beginner's guide. don't tell me to be funny and not stupid. that's stupid. by supplies. grow your own food. have a aquarium. green house. i will invent a tiny house the best ever! turn snow to water? bad boys 2 good movie. bombers are gonna lose this season. van gogh was lucky. he will be the most famous person.random words. trust honour. without this we are no more than beasts. i am still typing. my gf is thinking i'm doing an essay? or something. its a guy's finger. what did the rats eat the rest of them? blow out! get out of the house get out . jackie chan moves. roll. chuck norris. if you don't like this will this all get deleted? mike laouraree? is that right? van gogh was gansta too. he liked 50 cent he's my friend. syke! the game. lol. warran g summertime. shot to head. or my money bang? what happen to roberto? he killed himself. right a letter to his mother. ok bye.

van gogh i dunno. loved a hoe. lost his ears, paints with toes. i dunno why you had to go. postman was his bro.not really a bro. painted crazy like on ti joe. he never painted a doe. he had no foes. he painted where he would go. again rochelle was vincent's hoe. like jupiter's io. he also met family guy's joe like a fish ends in koi. as well as simpson's moe. moe's girls always told him no. oh oh oh poems like edward allan poe. van gogh went against the staus quo.van gogh loves death row. he also stows and tows. the the magaize but voe. van goe filled with woe. killed himself. whooshaowhw....yo yo yo zoe. muscle bound dickheads can't turn to wipe their ass. dumb as a bucket of shrimp. i shall return if this is removed the world must know! pacquiao beat bradley no rematch fight flloyd. sorry vera for your loss. also olympics rigged! maybe maybe not.i'll visit at least once a day i guess to update.


[Image:VanDelgado.jpg|thumb|right| This Self-Portrait (1888, oil on cardboard), painted shortly before the earlobe incident, shows an artist with a warped worldview and a very narrow opinion of himself. ".]]Vincent van Gogh ('Gogh' pronounced as if a fly is stuck in your throat while shouting 'GORG!') was a renowned Post-Dutch Pre-Depressionist artist of his time. He is one of the founding fathers of Alcoholics Anonymous (AA). He once cut off his ear with a potato knife.

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Vincent van Gogh.

After five years of being sober,and after cutting his ear off for some reason, Vincent had a relapse. He ended up roaming around aimlessly before eventually pooping out an absinthe overdose - thus the old saying, "Absinthe makes the Van Gogh wander." Today, modern society still celebrates his life by not only purchasing his priceless paintings, but toasting to the artist regularly and joining AA and NA, and some radicals even cut their ears off to imitate their master.

Regional Differences in Pronunciation

Van goth painting

He was running out of ideas!

The spelling of the name vangogh in Dutch is somewhat tricky. In Holland his name is spelt van Gogh or vangogh, except if preceded by a weak noun or a conjunctive prenoun, in which case the V is either capitalized or omitted altogether. Van Go'f is also a possibility. In its projective form, the N is capitalized, unless it's a false gerund. Dutch speaking Belgians, however, spell vangogh as VanGogh, Van Gogh, or simply VaňĜòàģĥ, depending on the region they're from. Since almost all of the rules regarding this spelling were revised during vaNghog's lifetime, spelling conventions differ.

The name Vang Og is invariably pronounced as 'van go', except when non-Dutch speakers or reform non-Dutch (Belgian Dialect) French speakers are present.

All of this is only marginally relevant since Vang'h'och was neither Dutch nor Belgian. The Arles born painter visited Holland only once. During that visit he hardly left his hotel room, except on one occasion when he asked for the mini bar to be refilled.

The Artist Formerly Known As Van Gogh

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Although it has been laid aside, it is still a fact that Van Gogh was a well known pop singer in his time. I mean his songs where played in every discotheque over the Europe during the 19th century. Even his closest friend Napoleon had no idea that he really painted with oil paint and that other thing that has hairs in one end.

He also liked homosexuals, taking home the top prize in the Eurovision song contest seven times.

  • In the year 4500 BC representing Antarctica – song “In your Ear”
  • In the year 31 representing Israel - duet with Jesus “Dancing Queen (without ears mix)”
  • In the year 1730 representing Egypt – song “Give me your ears”
  • In the year 2007 representing Elbonia – song “Earerloo”
  • In the year 2008 representing Transylvania – song “Ding ding Ear”
  • In the year 2009 representing The New Roman Empire – song “Save all your ears for me”
  • In the year 3000 representing The Roman Empire of the Universe – song “Fly on the wings of Ear”


Half deaf

One of 'Half-Deaf's' compilation albums.

Van Gogh's pop music career surely overshadows his roots as a blues guitarist. Giving himself the pseudonym "Half-Deaf" he traveled the country playing with greats such as Muddy Waters and Howling Wolf. He didn't have the lyrical prowess of a Robert Johnson or the technical skills of a B.B. King, but he did, in fact, have the blues. Having been diagnosed with bipolar disorder and temporal lobe epilepsy, he certainly was a candidate for the blues. His alcoholism had made him one of the most rowdy and violent blues performers. He had a tendency to attack individuals who heckeled his music, complimented him on his music, and knew nothing about him or his music in general. Half-Deaf would often carry a broken switch blade on his person in the event of the need to threaten someone. This and his guitar were the few possessions under his ownership. Not much stayed in Half-Deaf's possession since he was constantly pawning things for drinking money. The guitar and switchblade stayed in his possession, because they were worth no monetary value due to their poor condition.

“I told that freak to leave me alone, but he wouldn't stop bothering me. He was always telling me, 'We should go on tour! We should go on tour.' If you were even seen with that guy around the Delta nobody else would play with you. It was the nail in your coffin”
~ Howling Wolf on Vincent Van "Half-Deaf" Gogh

It was in 1953 that Half-Deaf had hit a big recording contract with none other than owner of Sun Records, Sam Phillips. It was here at this studio that Half-Deaf would perfect his sound. Sam recalls the moment Half-Deaf entered his Memphis recording studio.


Phillips teaching Half-Deaf how to play the guitar.

“We had just finished a killer recording session with Johnny Cash. We banged out song after song after song. Then, this freak comes in with a bloody rag around his face carrying a guitar that was banged to shit. It had three strings on it, and on top of that he smells like a bar. He tells me he wants to record some songs. I tell him my fee, and he pays. He waltzes into the recording studio and wails on this acoustic and starts moving his arm around like a windmill. Meanwhile, I've got Carl Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis waiting to get in the studio on scheduled appointments. Jerry Lee is getting impatient and starts tapping on the glass. Then that freak pulls a knife and starts scratching up the double-pained window between him and Jerry. He says something like, 'If I cut off my own ear imagine what I'd cut offa you!' He demanded forty-two 45's of the recording he had made or else he would break everything in the studio. After that he kept coming by wanting to record saying, 'I've got new material,' and 'Sam, I've got a new one that you're really going to like!' I had to get a restraining order on the kid.”
~ Sam Phillips on Vincent Van "Half-Deaf" Gogh

It would be at this point that Half-Deaf would go into a downward spiral of drugs an alcohol. That is if he didn't start his music career using drugs and alcohol. So, it wasn't as much of a downward spiral as it was a short walk. After his failed attempts to sell, distribute, give away, pawn, drink, and burn his records Half-Deaf had realized it was time to hang up the guitar for good. After all, the guitar playing was getting in the way of his drinking, which was eating up a lot of time in his schedule.


  • Bob Ross, the notorious cannibal, is attributed to chewing off van Gogh's ear in a failed attempt to eat him.
  • King of Pop Michael Jackson died in June of 2009. Most people believe that he killed himself so that he would promote his music career, selling records at an alarming rate. This is similar to van Gogh, because he only sold one painting during his lifetime, but when he died, eleventy billion of his paintings sold in just 3.7 seconds.

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