Vincent Price
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Vincent Price (1911-1993) is commonly known for being the greatest villain actor of all time
. Though he has been absent for over 16 years, his return is to be expected within 5 years. [1]
He has done some remarkable things in his life, and some slightly less remarkable things in his death. Not only created his voice [2] a horrible zombie in 1982, but it also created fear amongst the people. Wherever he went people felt a strange feeling when Vincent was near, people generally named it: Bloodanger. After his death he has been known to eeeeeaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhh
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[edit] The Sheer HORROR of his Birth and Early Life
Vincent was born in St Louis in Missouri. Oh, the horror, the screaming. It's not worth thinking about! Price was born into a fortune, supplied by his grandfather whose dessicated corpse the family kept hanging from a wall in the cellar who invented the iron maiden a new type of baking powder having strangled his business partner for the recipe.
[edit] Can you withstand the TERROR of his career?
Price went into the theatre and achieved modest success taking bloody revenge on all those critics who had criticised him. He later moved into film, being killed onscreen by Boris Karloff in Tower of London. In the 1950s he made House of Wax without the SHEER HORROR of starring alongside Paris Hilton, The Fly where he witnessed the TERRIFYING SPECTACLE of a man wearing a rubber fly-head and House on Haunted Hill where he played a man; in a house; on a HAUNTED HILL.
There is a sad part in Price's life, when he EEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
In the latter part of his career he was sadly less in demand but still managed a few roles including rapping about "the souls all getting down!" on Michael Jackson's infamous horror single "Thriller" as well as a cameo role in a Tim Burton film where he played an inventor who created a man but HORROR OF HORRORS the man's HANDS WERE SCISSORS and he was played by Johnny Depp.
[edit] His Undeath
Although he was a vampire, he loved smoking too. And that was his weakness. One day in 1993 he decided to smoke in his coffin. As the smoke built up inside the coffin, he tried to open the coffin but couldn't! And actually he died. His last words were: 'Michael Jackson is the Thriller!' and 'Is this the Price I have to pay?' [3]
[edit] Popular Culture
Don McLean's song "Vincent" was all about Vincent Price. In the song, Don mentions the "starry starry night" (presumably the one looming over a terrifying Victorian mansion, or perhaps a graveyard) as well as singing "I could have told you, Vincent, the world was never meant for one as beautiful as you". That's fucked up.
[edit] The HORRORS OF THE Stache OF DOOM
an excerpt from a recent interview by the devil David Letterman
D: So Vincey, I've always wondered. What's with the mustache?
V: Whatever do you mean?
D: Well, apart from pedos, mustached men aren't very scary. And you aren't a pedo, You're the pimpin' king of funky town.
V: Really? what about Hitler?
D: Please he's a pussy. Mr. Umberstein
V: How do you know that name?
D: I'm the devil.
V: I don't care who you are...
D: what are you doing
V: I'm sorry my friend.
the Interview ends in gunshots
