Viet Nam (video game)
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**Welcome to #Viet Nam!*
edit Franc3 gets things Started
Franc3: hlp plz
Strz&Strpz: yo franc3
Strz&Strpz:wutz yr prob?
Franc3: hanoi'z gettin aggro
Franc3: tryin 2 take terrirty back
Han01_r0XX0rz: OMG u n00b
Han01_r0XX0rz: it wuz mine 1st
Strz&Strpz: shut up u commie slope
Han01_r0XX0rz:thats not c00l
Han01_r0XX0rz:i'll get you kicked 4 racism
Franc3: thx, that'll hlp
Franc3: fuk, he's got Laos
edit The Geneva Accords (1954)
*Han01_r0XX0rz has captured French garrison! (Dien Bien Phu)*
*Sy_gone is no longer idle*
Sy_gone: i aint gonna b on ur side ne more, hanoi
Sy_gone: u gon crazy wiv that commy shit
Han01_r0XX0rz:fine, who needz u neway lam3r
edit The Advisory Period
*\/ C is no longer idle!*
Sy_gone: hlp plz
Strz&Strpz: You're only going to use those against commies, right?
Strz&Strpz: sounds good to me.
*bUddAMonkey is no longer idle*
*bUddAMonkey sets self on fire*
*buddAMonkey is no longer active*
Sy_Gone: He he, m0nk BBQs! Invite us nex time!
Strz&Strpz: I don't like your attitude.
*Strz&Strpz enacts perk 'regime change'*
edit USA Enters the War
edit Tonkin Gulf Crisis (1964)
*Strz&Strpz sends US Navy to Gulf of Tonkin!*
Strz&Strpz: WTF!? Han01, what'd you do that for!?
*22 damage to Han01_r0XXrz*
*22 damage to \/ C*
\/C: Ow, d00d, that hurt liek teh sh1t!!!!111
Strz&Strpz: L0L0L0L0L!!1111 WTF????
edit Reaction Against the War
*H4ppy_H1ppee has joined #VietNam*
H4ppy_H1ppee: War not teh kewl, d00ds! Stop being s0 ghey, adn get teh armiez out of there!
Strz&Strpz: omg, H1ppee, don't be ghey, let me bom da crap out of those idiots! Fine, our armiez just don't pwn them, ok?
\/C: OMG Strz&Strpz, you n00b, that was 2 EZ L0L!
Strz&Strpz: I put my 2 million tr00pz in the way, and you can't get to Han01
Sy_gone: LOLOLOLOL!!!111 Try to get me now, Han01!!!!111
Han01 r0XX0rz: Shut up! USA, u r so ghey....
\/C: That's it, dai, Sy_gone!
edit The Tetris Offensive
*25 damage to Sy_gone*
Sy_gone: that sUx0rz, now yur gonna get it! Strz&Strpz, git off ur laZ azz, and pwn them evol commiez!!!111
*10 damage to Han01 r0xx0rz*
*5 damage to \/C*
edit End of USA's Involvement (1972)
h4ppy H1ppy: Not kewl d00dz! Git teh tr00pz out uv there!
Strz&Strpz: h377 n0!!!!111oneoneelevenshiftone
Strz&Strpz: fine, be a h0m0.
Strz&Strpz: yo, han01. peace? you stay out of the south we get of of this room, and you give us back our POWs.
Han01_r0XX0rz: FINE :D
Sy_gone: wtf? Strz&Strpz, get yo azz bak heer!
Strz&Strpz: h377 n0! I wuz gettin bord of this stupid gheym, neway.
Sy_gone: Awesome, thanks for standing by us!
*Ameriklans are no longer idle.*
Ameriklans: hey, i thought you said we were getting out of nam?
Strz&Strpz: um, well, the thing about that is. . . bye bye!!
*Strz&Strpz has left the game. Changed rooms to #Watergate*
Sy_gone: Strz&Strpz, yoru ghey!
Han01 r0xx0rz: :p
\/C: L0L0L0L0L0L0L hahahahahahahahahah!!1111
Sy_gone: aw, shyt!
edit The Fall of Sy_gone (1975)
*20 damage to Sy_gone*
*25 damage to Sy_gone*
Sy_gone: this ist teh ghey.....
Sy_gone: WTF NOW I C0MMi3!?!