Vicodin

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“Am I cool yet?”

~ Teenager trying to fit in by doing drugs

“A fish a fish, o where did that fish go?”

~ Dr. Seuss actully on vicodin.

“See below for comedical tie in”

~ Oscar Wilde on loop jokes

“It makes me smile!”

~ Dr. Gregory House, MD on vicodin.

“Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol”

~ Queens of the Stone Age list vicodin as one of the drugs enjoyed anytime,anywhere.

[edit] Vicodin

Vicodin is a real life cheatcode. It is the flesh of the gods themselves compressed into a small tablet mixed with an amount of tylenol. When you have ingested a slightly higher than recommended dose of Vicodin, your soul will feel as if God himself was blowing you. You will feel the warmth of a thousand suns (sans the burning flesh and gamma ray radiation). You will be able to jump higher and live longer. You will be able to play guitar like Keith Richards and flirt with women like Don Juan. You will radiate joy and compassion so much that Christ himself will worship you. Vicodin will bring you Nirvana. You will be enlightened and be able to walk the 8-fold path. Your pupils will be constricted because you will see love everywhere in its purest form (methane gas) and it will be blindingly beautiful.

Unfortunately, because the government is run by agents of Satan, Vicodin is not available over the counter or in houses of worship. In order to acquire vicodin, you must either pay off a doctor, blow a doctor, have a friend actually willing to part with their vicodin, rob a pharmacy, order from a rogue overseas pharmacy or raid a relative's medicine cabinet. There is a common urban legend that you can also be given a prescription by a doctor if you have an injury that warrants narcotic pain medication, however this has been proven a myth repeatedly by the author of this article.

Vicodin is also known by its generic name hydrocodone - "hydro", meaning "no water", and "codone", meaning "flesh of the gods". Thus you have dehydrated god flesh. Vicodin (Hydrocodone) must be combined with an amount of tylenol in order to keep it a Schedule III drug. The tylenol is required by the DEA so a person will burn their liver out if they seek repetitive communion of the god flesh. There are no known detriments to Vicodin use.

The creators of Vicodin at Abbott Laboratories have won the Nobel Peace Prize, the Nobel Prize for Medicine, the Nobel Prize for Physics and the Nobel Prize for Awesome every year for the last 40 years.

Here are some things you can do on Vicodin mode:

- You will experience invincibility (you will not receive damage from enemies)

- You can pet cats twice as long as you could before

- You can now laugh at anything Eddie Murphy says

-your velocity is double now

- DOUBLE DEFENSE

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- Your Oscar Wilde quotes will actually be witty and clever

- An awesome [[Force Field]] (do not attempt to jack off in) 

[edit] Infinite Vicodin Cheat Code

Not to get confused with infinite lives cheatcode (shove a cat up your ass, for every cat you shove up your ass you get nine more lives), Infinite Vicodin entails a character to first dress up as a women and get another male character to rape you, then sue them... you should know have 3 million dollars in your inventory (cheat only works once). Then go to the Black Knight of Crack, and kill him, loot his body, pick up the Wizards Prescription of the Tiger. Then take that to the black smith. He will forge the Prescription of the Abyss Bottle. He will charge you 3 million dollars for it. Trade it then take the prescription to the Doctor, Congrats! You have the infinite Vicodin cheat code.

Warning: Do not equip more than the prescribed Vicodin. If done pennywise the clown will materialize and eat your dreams.

[edit] Vicodin As A Drug

Vicodin has been mistakenly called a drug. It is actually a capsule that contains a billion mini-midgets that pee exstacy. So if you want to blame someone blame the midgets. In fact midgets can be blamed for a lot of modern day crisis. If you look closely you can see a midget dancing in the control room of the airplane that crashed in the twin towers. Midgets special attacks are simply dancing and amusing others. Don't confuse a midget with a pickachu, because there special attacks include Lightning. In contrast to regular rape, lightning is a little better. Now that i have drawn your attention away from vicodin being a drug, i would like you to read my thesis on midgets being drugs. The midget is a drug derived from a human, being a smaller product of the actual human(do not confuse a midget with a real human). The midget is a recreational drug used by Giraffes, cause sometimes when your a tall freak in middle school it can render you anti-social. When snorting a midget be sure to beat it relentlessly with a club before because if you snort it while its still living it will try to take a dumb on your colon. Thus concluding how you lose a colon.