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In 2012, convinced that he had wasted enough of his life on an 3pic tr0ll - he launched Operation: Creepy Uncle Vic. He stood up before a bunch of newfags in Parliament and said that the government said he was allowed to see what porn everybody was collecting on their computers, catalogue it and test new masturbation techniques to it...and that anybody who had a problem with Creepy Uncle Vic stealing their pr0n, jizzing on it and then tucking it back under their mattress was obviously a pervert.
The operation was a complete success, the blogosphere went crazy, the lamestream media began choking back tears of rage, the sheeple baaed inanely, and a bunch of other made-up terms that really aren't so clever as people think, also reacted.
The fun really got going when somebody took his stupid plan seriously and started complaining about Creepy Uncle Vic, and said he wasn't allowed near their computer since he had a tendency to impregnate anything with an input slot in his immediate vicinity. Suddenly Creepy Uncle Vic felt a pang of Troll's Remorse and thought this game wasn't fun anymore, and decided to call 911 and complain that somebody had something nasty on the internet.
Due to the fifteen years Creepy Uncle Vic spent perfecting his troll, very little is known about his personal life except the Dadaist ridiculous identity he invented for himself. He took the identity of a German-speaking pacifist, and if that's not crazy enough, suggested that he was a sex addict with a tendency towards the babysitter of his children. Nobody noticed that the idea of a German pacifist was about as realistic as the time Osama bin Laden claimed he was a Catholic at airport security - nobody noticed that is, until... IT WAS TOO LATE!!!
“Mr. President, Honourable Congressmen, I have seen a lot of sleazy dirty internet tricks in my time, but I can't believe you are all making such a big deal over the fact I cheated on my wife with a mistress and cheated on my mistress with my child's babysitter, jealous much?”
The enduring legacy of Creepy Uncle Vic was that it was the first time that the international community
criticised Canadian intolera... noticed that there was a large landmass above the United States.