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VFH status:
3.35 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Trujillo, Peru (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 May 2016sm=d Romartus Darkest Peru
1. Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining) (nomination page) 8.5 ( 10.5 / 2 )sm=n 20 May 2016sm=d Romartus This has the votes
2. Boaty McBoatface (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 13 May 2016sm=d Romartus Let's sail
3. Lemonade (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 5 May 2016sm=d Romartus Fizzy or cloudy?
4. Community (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2016sm=d Romartus Let's be one happy family
5. H. P. Lovecraft (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 21 April 2016sm=d Romartus Now for a good read
6. Helmsley (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 April 2016sm=d Romartus Let's put this on the map of life
7. Kodak (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 April 2016sm=d Romartus Click! and the voting takes the rest
8. Julius Caesar (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 31 March 2016sm=d PuppyOnTheRadio Ave the salad dressing dude!
9. Miranda warning (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 23 March 2016sm=d Romartus You have been warned
10. Kilogram (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 16 March 2016sm=d Romartus Weigh in
11. Malcolm Turnbull (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 March 2016sm=d Romartus Big Down Under
12. Harrogate (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 2 March 2016sm=d Romartus A Harrowing choice
13. Secret (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 February 2016sm=d Simsilikesims The topic of today's feature isn't a secret anymore.
14. Shredded wheat (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 17 February 2016sm=d Romartus Pour the milk
15. HowTo:Drive your car out of a lake (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 11 February 2016sm=d Spike Aqua driving
16. Carly Fiorina (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 February 2016sm=d Romartus Before she disappears
17. HowTo:Dine at a fancy restaurant (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 29 January 2016sm=d Romartus I'll pick up the tab
18. The Communist Manifesto (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 21 January 2016sm=d Spike
19. UnScripts:Mad Max: Fury Road (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 January 2016sm=d Romartus Let's get this on the road!
20. Tax (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 January 2016sm=d Romartus Your vote is due
21. Stockbroker (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
22. Color guard (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 December 2015sm=d Spike Have a colorful holiday
23. College kid (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 December 2015sm=d Romartus
24. Ben Carson (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 11 December 2015sm=d Spike
25. Bass guitar (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 December 2015sm=d Romartus Throbbin' bass line.
26. California (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 November 2015sm=d Romartus California dreaming
27. British ski jumpers (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 22 November 2015sm=d Romartus
28. The Jackson 5 (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 13 November 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
29. Holy Roman Empire (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 7 November 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
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All nominated articles

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Bernie Sanders

Score: -1
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 21:16, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 0
  1. Symbol for vote For. The article still needs some work, but there will be more material to add to it with the California primary in a week, which ever way that goes. Admittedly there's not too much here to make fun of, compared to the Republican 2016 presidential runners with featured articles. Perhaps a part about how Bernie Sanders felt lonely faded out of existence like a ghost, after no one was willing to debate him anymore. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:16, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Not as crappy as the other entrees at VFH isn't a valid reason, nor is just timing it to coincide with an event a good reason to make something VFH; or else St. Patrick's Day, Valentine's Day and all the other holidays would have been featured by now. Also not very long and the beginning needs revisions. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:30, May 31, 2016 (UTC)

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Super-delegate

Score: 2 Parliamentary points of order
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone14:28 29-May-16 14:28, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. With luck, this could be featured around the time of one of the two major-party nominating conventions this summer.
  2. Symbol for vote For. Super informative; don't tell RationalWiki though or they'll call it a horse shoe electability fallacy. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:10, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Lana Del Rey

Score: 3 good, long cries
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone01:14 26-May-16 01:14, May 26, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. Please welcome new Uncyclopedian Kink15. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:14 26-May-16
  2. For. kink15 am I allowed to vote for my own? Is that ok? Kink15 (talk) 02:59, May 26, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Welcome Kink15, you are most certainly allowed to vote yes, an excellent article!  EStop Easy button 06:27, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Autism

Score: 5
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 18:19, May 24, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Unlike Tourette's Syndrome this one has very funny and original dark humor, along with greater readability. This one is more suitable for the front page.--CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 18:22, May 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. That is because I rewrote it in December 2012. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:02 24-May-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. Close enough; I can't think of anything to add, just one or two to delete. I've gathered votes can take a while. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:00, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For.  EStop Easy button 06:22, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
  5. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:06, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Close but not quite, maybe 95% there; though a 1% different change in your DNA means you are now a dolphin. A demonstration is like notes section. Also, the medical misdiagnosis aren't absurd/obscure enough as say an episode of House M.D.; Ritalin isn't a common treatment, kinda like MDMA. Irritable of contents (talk) 02:41, May 26, 2016 (UTC)

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Tourette's Syndrome

Score: -2
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:44, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom The ultimate example of dark humor.--CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:44, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. If you are going to make fun of sufferers of Tourette's, there must be clever and original comedy, not the horrible safe-harbor of "articles in the style of the thing they're about." This article is unsuitable for our main page. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:47 23-May-16
  2. Against. There may be a Tourette's article out there but this isn't it. Too predictable. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:06, May 25, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. This is one joke not a thousand, if anything at all, it should just be a redirect to Encyclopedia Dramatica; not to make light of their disturbingly good journalistic, computer science and legal skills. They also have a better designed Tan and go farther down the infinite direction of darkness than Uncyclopedia does. Irritable of contents (talk) 05:01, May 29, 2016 (UTC)

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Fortune cookie

Score: 3
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:10, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:10, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Fattens the Uncyclopedia scholarship without raising. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:52 20-May-16
  3. Symbol for vote For.  EStop Easy button 06:18, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Ares

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:46, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Selfie For. A shortish article about an unremarkable God. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:46, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:55 20-May-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. I wonder why Rome chose to be represented by someone who lost so much? Irritable of contents (talk) 01:14, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Mythical fly-on-the-wall of a fairly dysfunctional family of Gods, like "The Osbornes" with daggers and cauldrons.  EStop Easy button 06:15, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Don't like the bickering-quotations start. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:58 20-May-16

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Elizabeth Warren

Score: 0
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone19:19 6-May-16 19:19, May 6, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. We can avoid the recent controversy of featuring a page in the middle of a politician's campaign by featuring this send-up of Class Warfare before Hillary Clinton picks Sen. Warren for Vice President. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:19 6-May-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. We need this on the front page. Another great article from Spike! CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:32, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Too ranty. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:24, May 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. It's very informative but still needs too many changes. It needs to be changed to was talked about as being a presidential candidate in 2016. I also think the end part with John Kerry get nixed as he and Madeleine Albright both found out they had Jewish grandparents at points in their careers where that information didn't really do anything like Warren did. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:52, May 30, 2016 (UTC)

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John Kasich

Score: 3
Nomination: Thares (talk) 23:38, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. Surprisingly, especially with his Ohio win, John Kasich is still in the 2016 presidential race. This article should be nominated because his campaign's best days will possibly be behind him at some point. Thares (talk) 23:38, March 17, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. There could be a brokered convention, but I think that's unlikely. This will take a while to reach 5 votes, anyway... --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 19:52, March 18, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. yeah. 95.83.249.24 20:17, March 30, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Enjoyed that!  EStop Easy button 09:34, March 31, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 14.200.68.169 23:15, April 14, 2016 (UTC)
Comments
  • Author did exactly what I asked him to: read Kasich's actual biography on Wikipedia and try to pin this article to that. Unfortunately, the effect is to take various facts from Kasich's past (birthplace, religion, university) and take a series of cheap shots. Kasich is still in the race, despite the impossibility of winning it unless there is treachery in Cleveland, including using him to "unify" everyone who calls himself Republican through a candidate who appeals to everyone who doesn't. That is: His candidacy is a joke that remains untold, and a continuing story even though this article screeches to a halt at Super Tuesday. More work, please! Spıke Radiomicrophone16:27 18-Apr-16

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Wilford Brimley

Score: 1
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:49, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:49, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Reggae

Score: 3 little birds
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 03:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. SNF Someone else copied this over from the spoon/fork/knife/cutlery. Admittedly I rushed it a little before last Christmas when life became too busy so maybe it needs a little copy-editing here and there. --Nikau (talk) 03:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Babylon is burnin' LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:34, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Great article!  EStop Easy button 10:50, March 11, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Comment. User:Abacab333 posting this may constitute plagiarism. Nikau (talk) 15:13, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    As explained on User talk:Romartus, I have removed any false implication of authorship. But you can't both claim its presence here violates your rights, and continue improving it and nominate it for feature! Spıke Radiomicrophone15:55 7-Mar-16
    The whole rights issue associated with both sites is a massive mess. However we have the complication that if he posted it without permission on this site after copying from the other one and it is ultimately "not removable" based on the rules one agrees to while editing then there is a debatable rights violation if you want to get legalistic. This is probably covered by the Creative Commons SA License but it's fairly eye opening to the fact that nothing submitted to either site is ever yours again, as the Cow tipping fiasco proved. --Nikau (talk) 16:38, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    Oh and the contradiction was because I didn't consider the rights implications until today. --Nikau (talk) 16:52, March 7, 2016 (UTC)

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Calais

Score: 3
Nomination: PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 22:39, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For A new article that I personally think is quite funny, and one that takes a more relaxed tone yet one that delivers satire. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 22:39, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:37, February 29, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Nice article!  EStop Easy button 07:02, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Chris Christie

Score: 0.5 quarter-pounders with double cheese
Nomination: Placeholderusername (talk) 10:13, February 18, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  • Symbol for vote For. Nominator didn't vote, but I will, though it might be too late, as His Royal Hugeness has "suspended" his Presidential campaign and returned to New Jersey to mundane stuff like finally dispatching snowplows. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:37 18-Feb-16
  1. Symbol for vote For. I didn't know I could vote for more than one article. But NEVER MIND! Father Christiemas is off back to Noo Jersey, but he might deserve one last hurrah before he disappears into obscurity.--PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 20:17, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Educational, clever and funny!  EStop Easy button 16:44, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:01, March 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. 199.249.227.119 16:43, April 14, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against (formerly For). We were too slow; Christie went home to eat. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:45 25-Feb-16
    I think not! The main course is yet to come. #FreeChrisChristie --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:50, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
    That may be, but you are banned for 1 day for switching my vote back. Don't try that in a real election either. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:25 3-Mar-16
  2. Against. I don't like featuring articles about politicians before they may reach an important postition (see the Trump article). Nikau (talk) 03:41, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
    But I voted against based on a belief that he will not reach an important position! Spıke Radiomicrophone23:11 6-Mar-16
  3. Symbol against vote Against "In the end, America did not have to go fuck themselves, because Christie did it for them" "he paper's endorsement embroiled its publisher, Joe McQuaid, in a public shouting match with Donald Trump about who was the bigger liar and bully, and who owed whom more favors." There's a lot of Chris Christie saying things throughout this to the point of quote cruft. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:28, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
Comments
  • A great article, however I've already voted. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:50, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
    But...you haven't! Spıke Radiomicrophone12:37 18-Feb-16
  • Comment. I think it's well written enough to be featured, it is however the wrong time to feature it as his career is still up in the air for the next few months. Assuming he became VP (possible) then that's another 4 years of material. Nikau (talk) 05:31, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    We have updated featured articles and may be Chris Christie will disappear in a food buffet and never re-emerge. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:45, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
    Christie's career is not still up in the air in 2016; it is now the big Tuesday after Super Tuesday and Christie's only role is standing behind Trump and wishing he had some meat, a Wish Sandwich. As Romartus suggests, if he makes VP despite the impossibility of delivering New Jersey as Kasich (God help us) could deliver Ohio, we will resume writing. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:47 16-Mar-16

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