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  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
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Johnson County, Kansas H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 825 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Continual focus on non-celebrity individuals. Spıke ¬ 10:31 12-Aug-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pretty big for an article about a small county. Regardless, it still isn't that funny. ConCass2 (talk) 14:32, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Small town Kansas Kruft. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:58, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A very large amount of text that is also dull. (User talk:Moonhead42) 6:13, September 3rd, 2014
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Its too personal, but all it needs is minor editing. Rocketsled (talk) 19:38, August 12, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • I cleaned up the red-links (some created in anticipation of writing a personal story arc on neighboring counties), the vanity, and the anti-cop rants; but it still has nothing more profound to say than racial minorities, indebtedness, and rude drivers. Classic "towncruft" that, in the case of England, we went on a drive to snuff out earlier in the year. Spıke ¬ 15:01 24-Aug-14
  • There's some funny stuff, and some stuff that didn't register with me. I'm not sure which way to go. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs hot dogs) 00:41 30 Aug 2014

Lahore H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 656 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very bad and nothing worth saving here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:06, August 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The reader doesn't have to visit this ranty article to imagine Lahore being recast as La Whore; and if he does, the article will do nothing more for him. Spıke ¬ 11:38 19-Aug-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:52, August 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Short and sucky. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cold cats) 00:17 30 Aug 2014
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Mudripper H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 416 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "A mudripper is bout a strange creature born in the small community of Taylor." Then lists and Sandbox cruft. Not notable and not funny. Spıke ¬ 10:56 29-Aug-14
  2. Does not jump the bar. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cold cats) 01:59 30 Aug 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like disguised group vanity. I searched this term and it points back here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:39, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
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Slackware H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 380 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Might be funny to someone who understands the topic, but somehow I doubt it. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:47, August 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh! UNIX described in the form of biblical commandments. That, before the listcruft begins. Spıke ¬ 23:55 30-Aug-14
  3. Symbol delete vote He invented what we call today, "water" -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cake) 17:31 31 Aug 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sub-biblical opening kills the interest very early on.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:42, September 2, 2014 (UTC)
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Stanley Random Chess H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 317 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Stanley Random Article. The humor strategy is randomness and its basis is totally dependent on a concept developed at some other website. And no, the Wikipedia link is not to the corresponding page but to a list of hoaxes. Spıke ¬ 14:38 2-Sep-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random is the operative word with this. If it hadn't been so long, I would have let it go..but it isn't is it? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:40, September 2, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Confusing though somehow funny? Even so not funny enough to warrant the absurdity. User talk:Moonhead42 6:26, 3rd september.
  4. Starts off badly and turns into an apparently serious article. The fact that it is a hoax does not suffice to make it acceptable. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cake) 22:51 6 Sep 2014
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Hélio Castroneves H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 290 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote I am crying because i have won a lot off money, and the government, is going to steal all of it! i got to make a run for it! It is that dumb throughout. Spıke ¬ 17:19 3-Sep-14
  2. Hey, what happened to the sprites? They're AWOL again. (Oh yeah, and the article is bad.) -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cats) 02:50 7 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:18, September 7, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:43, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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Brick H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 245 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is lists from start to end because it has no comedy strategy. Spıke ¬ 14:23 5-Sep-14
  2. I fixed the formatting a bit, but it didn't improve the article any. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs rabbits) 13:42 7 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is just a list and it is not funny. TempSwampert11 (talk) 23:38, September 14, 2014 (UTC)
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Nexon H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 176 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This poorly written article about an online gaming company has descended to ranting by unhappy customers. We do it better at, for example, Poptropica. Spıke ¬ 11:32 8-Sep-14
  2. Hitler and nonsense numbers... not good. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cats) 02:54 9 Sep 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. All the reasons above. TempSwampert11 (talk) 23:41, September 14, 2014 (UTC)
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43 H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 161 hours
Delete (4)
  1. This article is short and not especially funny, and it also lives on Illogicopedia where it fits much better. I put it here about a year and a half ago back when I didn't have much of an idea what I was doing. (I didn't write it, though; I only translated it from the French.) I'd love to replace it with a much better version that Multiliteralist and I co-wrote on the fork, but I'm afraid he'd get angry if I did that since he hates this place and all. (Or rather, he hates Spike.) -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs muffins) 02:35 9 Sep 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Two paragraphs, no photos, no theme except flouting the encyclopedia format. "Proof by mathematical induction" says that you could add n to all the numbers in the article and have an equally good one. No, an identical one. Spıke ¬ 12:38 9-Sep-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is short and not funny, which is why it should be deleted. TempSwampert11 (talk) 23:53, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. For all the reasons above and below. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:41, September 10, 2014 (UTC)
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Comments
  • You could write your own version Llwy-ar-lawr in your user space and offer that up as a replacement for this article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:42, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
    Nah... I could, but it would undoubtedly be even worse than what's already there. There wouldn't just be nonsense numbers, there would be armies of nonsense numbers that banded together with manholes to shoot poison darts out of mind control towers to make us believe that--yeah, you get the picture. Besides, I've already written a replacement and I'd feel silly writing another one. I'll put that in my userspace and you can see what you think (or what you don't think). -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs cats) 17:44 9 Sep 2014
    User:Llwy-ar-lawr/43. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs rabbits) 17:46 9 Sep 2014
    The conceptual problem remains even if the editorial problem is solved: No one looks up 43 in a "real encyclopedia," and if such a request is successful here, what are we doing without an article on 58, and so on? Also, if your collaborator would not want youse's article here, for whatever reason, it ought not be here. Spıke ¬ 00:10 15-Sep-14

Knights who say Ni H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 116 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A tribute to a Monty Python skit, with no value added by Uncyclopedians. Spıke ¬ 23:47 10-Sep-14
  2. A rehashing of the events of the skit with some bits of randomness tacked on. More effort would be needed to make this any good. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talk contribs rabbits) 19:21 11 Sep 2014
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