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To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
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  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Stink-nose H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 323 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only mainspace contribution of CommanderZed, from 2006, is a tutorial on how to prank a fellow camper. Essentially vanity. Spıke Ѧ 11:42 13-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just stupid. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:33, March 14, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 14:47, March 14, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Needed illustrations but then again..do we need this anyway? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:43, March 15, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


🔒 The 28th Amendment H T D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 2 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 311 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written by AmericanBastard in 2007. Any cleverness is limited by the fact that it is about an Amendment that doesn't exist, it doesn't relate to the way Amendments are ratified, or anything else but the fact that Bush is a dope. Intro mentions June 42nd and Darkies. Article has no point. Spıke Ѧ 23:32 13-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Interesting article, but it is a parody of nothing, just a George Bush bash, and I had trouble following it.--Uncycloperson (talk) 01:07, March 14, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I liked this - Los Angeles Police Department of Alcohol, Narcotics, Citations, and Enforcement (LAPDANCE) so despite other weaknesses, I prefer to let it stay. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:38, March 18, 2015 (UTC)
    A contrived, off-color acronym saves an article? Say it isn't so! Spıke Ѧ 11:53 24-Mar-15
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Certainly not the worst thing I've read but it is pretty weak at points. Kind of on the fence about this one. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:39, March 14, 2015 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. It really grinds not to be able to make a decision. It's one of those that is barely okay-ish, but if it has potential.... Undecided. --EStop (talk) 09:39, March 21, 2015 (UTC)

Contents (Nonsense) H T D Tag article

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 256 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unless there is some kind of legacy with the piece I'm unaware of, this is about as funny as someone hitting a saucepan with a wooden spoon.--EStop (talk) 06:12, March 16, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. ...about 232 times. Spıke Ѧ 20:34 16-Mar-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I got bored after the first repetition. Entry for the 2016 Turner Prize perhaps. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:44, March 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is just about 500 instances of the word "contents". There. I saved you from clicking the article. ConCass2 (talk) 20:27, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

  • Given how flaky nominator's Internet is, I formally relieve him of the task of prepending {{VFD}} to this ponderous article. Spıke Ѧ 20:34 16-Mar-15
  • Given how flaky the nominator is, he formally thanks the Administrator for the Top Cover and will endeavor to compete the cycle fully! --EStop (talk) 08:04, March 17, 2015 (UTC)

The Great Alcoholic Pigeon H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 221 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is very random and incoherent, with no real comedic strategy followed. Also, the original author is long gone. Chunkles (talk) 17:23, March 17, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Newbie CommieBoy89 (with Drtran adding three Wildeisms in a row and illustrations) has had a seven-year run, which should now end. An article no one will look up, about nothing and with no theme. The Trivia section, consisting of side notes on a fictional person we have never been gotten to care about, is more fluff. (But many good authors are also "long gone" and I don't hold that against their articles.) Spıke Ѧ 17:32 17-Mar-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. One for Illogicopedia but I haven't a clue if that site is still with the living. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:46, March 18, 2015 (UTC)
    It appears it still is. Chunkles (talk) 04:41, March 22, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doesn't fly. --EStop (talk) 09:27, March 21, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A mediocre article about nothing significant that loses interest quickly. ConCass2 (talk) 20:24, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Pooper Scooper Tuesday H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 127 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay, so if the reader wants an article on Super Tuesday with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian OfficerGrasshopper stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. Spıke Ѧ 15:51 21-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is better than what follows. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


UnNews:WRPI Succeeds from Albany Radio Dial H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 119 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In 2007, Anon wrote a description of a storm that took the college radio transmitter off-line. Not funny but merely coded; the only humor is inadvertent, when he refers to the listener in the singular. MadMax added the categories later, which is more than it deserved. Spıke Ѧ 23:23 21-Mar-15
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Reply To All H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 59 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly formatted article from 2005. Takes aim at the promising phenomenon of sending an email to unwanted recipients, swings, and misses, ending up by pranking the reader by scaring him about his own computer and trying to get him to wipe the hard drive. Spıke Ѧ 11:49 24-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A poorly humor article passage.User:071058s[[1]]
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ye Olde stuff that looked stale when first written in 2005. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:38, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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