Vaporwave

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“Music is the water that fills the Fiji bottle of silence.”
~ Robert Fripp on Vaporwave

Vaporwave is a subgenre of electronic music which emerged from the depths of the Internet during the 2010s. Pioneered by your weird cousin with an affinity for the fine art of Elevator Music and Greek Busts, vaporwave is a musical form of post-music.

Vaporwave listener bathes in fiji sea after full transformation

Vapowave listener bathes in Fiji sea after final transformation.

edit Characteristics

Ranging from the sound of a dying Windows '95 Computer to that other '80s hit you haven't heard in twenty years, vaporwave has been described as "eclectic" and a "horrible nightmare" amongst prominent members of the music community.

edit Aesthetic

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Vaporwave has a very specific and consistent aesthetic (stylized as AESTHETICS). Through its critique and satirization of capitalism, vaporwave embraces water bottles, particularly Fiji Water Bottles, making no grocery store free from vaporwave listeners caressing the smooth, cool encasings.


edit Varieties

Trumpwave

President Trump issues an aesthetic order.

Trumpwave Since the US presidential election of 2016, Donald Trump has become an integral part of fashwave, fashionably fascist vaporwave. Trumpwave has gathered together a community for like-minded individuals who like to masturbate to clips and images of Donald Trump accompanied with distorted jazz and elevator music, which is a normal habit, mom.

Simpsonwave Simpsonwave is an art form where episodes of The Simpsons are transformed into vaporwave content, through very subtle and nuanced approaches. The most well-known example of Simpsonwave is “Sunday School”, which opens with Bart ignoring church for his more religious pursuit into the depths of vaporwave, which was given to the people from God on the seventh day, contrary to popular opinion.

Simpsonwave

With minimal effort and alteration, anything can ascend to the vaporwave heavens.


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