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Don't tell me reclaiming the word "Slut" is a white girl thing. I know plenty of gook, spick/redskin, and nigger cunts who like being sluts.
WHERE IZ YOUR PRESHUS OSCAR WILD NOW?!1
Witziger als ein Epigramm auf den Tod eines Gefühls! Dunkler, leerer und einfacher als die Schatten unserer Gedanken! Mit der Fähigkeit zu beweisen, dass Gott ist tot durch Aussprechen eines einzigen Satz!
Ja, es ist der Übermensch. Seltsame Besucher von einem anderen Planeten auf die Erde kam mit Kräften und Fähigkeiten weit über dem sterblichen Menschen.
Der Übermensch, wer den Lauf der mächtigen Flüsse ändern können, biegen Stahl in seinen bloßen Händen, und die, verkleidet als Klaus Klein, sanftmütiger Reporterin für eine große Berliner Tageszeitung ...
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HELP YOUR UNCLE JACK OFF A HORSE,
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!
HELP YOUR UNCLE JACK OFF A HORSE,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW HE'D DO THE SAME FOR YOU.
There are two kinds of horse-ass combinations. When a jackass gets a piece of horse's ass from a mare, the result is a mule. When a stallion gets a piece of ass' ass from a jenny-ass the result is a hinny. Look it up in Wikipedia if you think I'm assshiting.
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Cymru am byth ac i lawr â Lloegr! Now go away please.
Rhowch destun di-fformatedig yma
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mY cat ran away. i havent seen it since the binmen came i think they stoled it !11!! You didnt steel it did you?????? Have yOu seen my kitty? they gave me detension and i didnt have time for finging the cat thise idiots! I got detentioned for spaeking english in welsh class! english is better anyway! welsh sucks!!!!! and i hate wales too - its noo good here theres just a bunch of rain and they fforce use two learn this imposible languadge so dont go to wales! it sucks! you suck too though
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