VTech

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The flagship product of the VTech Line, The VTech Learning Laptop

VTech (ex-Virgina Technical Products Institute) is a manufacturer of children's ~~pornography~~ educational laptops, bongs, crackpipes, and mobile phones. As a UnFortune 300 company, VTech has begun to create stupid and useless electronics just for your small children to ~~choke on~~ play with.

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The famous debbie shits-her-pants. Some suspected she shitted on her skin too

An early invention of duh Vtechz, was the Vtech Pacmancloneatron 5000, a failed VTech Product, widely known as a clone of PAC MAN. The product was widely criticized for the title character's "antisocial behaviour" and brandishing of .22 and 9mm handguns. And lets not forget the ever popular debbie shits-her-pants, which is known as a legend among childrens toys.

VTech has made a wide variety of products in their history. The best selling line by far is their children's laptop line. It was used during the 1947 astro-voyage to the Moon, so that the astro-pilots of the time could exchange emails and fax bank details to the ever shrinking Earth, it was deemed "a good move" by a stupid Polish man, living in a dark alleyway

[edit] Criticism

The company's flagship product, the VTech Learning Laptop, was widely criticized for its small screen, penchant to not give answers when called upon in class, and antisocial behaviour. Counselling through a Peer Review system was suggested time and time again to the engineering team, but they refused. Another Vtech instrument criticized by consumers was its electronic photo viewer which came with one circle slide of nude images from "Panama Spring Break: Virgins" collection, and the most popular "Big Black Wet Butts". Upon all the shitty reviews, Vtech wisely replaced the product with the companys most popular toy, "My Little Kitty Vibrating Dildo".hey it' better than apple