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Un-cyclo-pedia.png

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UN-CYCLO-PEDIA - Saving the world from the propagation of one eyed monsters!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio
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Vote Score: 0 people supporting the cause
Nomination:       
For Votes: 1
  1. self-nom and for I couldn't resist the allure of this pun.       
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I like puns. I do! But this pun is... how do I say it gently... WEAK. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 22:19, Nov 9 2009
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Clipdude.PNG

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lolololololololol

Image credit: TLB, UnIdiot, lack of teacher supervision during computer lab time
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Vote Score: 0 things I'd like to do
Nomination:
For Votes: 6
  1. I just realized that I was wrong about nothing I've done ever being on VFP. UnIdiot and I co-imaged this last year, if I recall. Partial self-nom and for. Cheap, stupid easy to make, but funny. The last one is the important one. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:48, Nov 5
  2. For. Yes. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 06:57, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  3. 4 votes for yes. yes yes yes yes --Tyypo 15:45, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Tak Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 19:26, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Oh Hels Yeah Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     23:18,6November,2009
  6. Bless. Cos I know for sure that this was nommed before. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 07:09 November 9
Against Votes: 6
  1. Against. I've never been a fan of mature, cerebral humour. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 02:14, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Yeahnah. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Saturday, 02:38, Nov 7 2009
  3. hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhhahahhahahahhahahaahhaaaahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhahahahhahahahah no --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 10:33, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  4. No. Terrible image quality and a dumb joke. --Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 07:13, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  5. I'm with DJ Irreverent     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:48, Tuesday 10 November 2009  
  6. Against -- Also, penis. 05:48, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
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Amazing Seizure Lad

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Amazing Seizure Lad

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and see the Amazing Seizure Lad! Behold in amazement his contracting tonic muscles! Gasp in awe at his prolonged clonic phase! Feel your heart race at the very sight of his convulsions! His eyes will roll backwards, but we guarantee that yours will be glued to this 4-year-old prodigy! Tonight only at the Palace Theatre!"

Image credit: TheLedBalloon
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Vote Score: 3 masters of the convulsion
Nomination:
For Votes: 4
  1. I just realized that, in all my years on uncyclopedia, nothing I've done has ever been on VFP. So here's this. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, Nov 4
  2. I love self-noms. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:45 November 4
  3. Za Awful... but also awesome Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 10:44, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Weird. I just saw this pic yesterday, and thought about nominating it. Now I see it's already here. Weird. WHY do I not know??? 07:33, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Got the joke, didn't laugh. :/ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 22:16, Nov 4 2009
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Suyt3.png

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More and more streets are blocked off due to protests in the capitol.

Image credit: from UnNews:US Capitol gripped by Riots, Lactose Intolerance, and Protestantism
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Vote Score: -3 satisfied customer(s)
Nomination: — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 00:48, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self Nom + For. Simple, yet to the point. — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 00:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Let it be Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 22:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Bless. Since HP is back. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:47 November 4
Against Votes: 6
  1. /B/ — Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 07:59, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. against. what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:10, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
    /b/ -- Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 02:55, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Not feeling it. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:13, Nov 7
  4. Okay It's a banner in the middle of the road. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 00:30, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
  5. lolwut? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 05:44, Nov 10 2009
  6. Not satisfied. WHY do I not know??? 07:36, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
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Demonstration against equals sign's hegemony

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Demonstration against equals sign's hegemony

In a world dominated by demonstrations for equality, manifestations against equality and for other signs are becoming increasingly more common.

Image credit: Pippo
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Vote Score: 2
Nomination: Pippo 00:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. SN+FPippo 00:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  2. lol ;p Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 00:16, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Yes. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 13:02, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  4. >=For.--Puffskein 21:39, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 01:05, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  6. It got a laugh out of me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:11, 3 November 2009
  7. > = 09:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. against. erm, what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:41, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Nah. The caption got a 'heh' out of me, but it this day and age a mere 'heh' just won't cut it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 05:54, Nov 2 2009
  3. Per Above — Just not feature material, sorry. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 08:00, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against. Doesn't work at all without the caption, and isn't that funny with the caption. It's OK, but no great shakes. --UU - natter 13:24, Nov 3
  5. Per UU. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:14, Nov 7
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The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine

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The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine

The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine (when hundreds of lumberjacks driven mad by "the call of the city" threw themselves in the frigid Lake Superior) were a devastating blow to Canada's logging industry, prompting the Canadian government to begin enforcing rations of yule logs, beer, bear traps, cheaply-made moose heads and maple syrup in order to make up the deficit.

Image credit: Necropaxx
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Vote Score: 4 people who will NEVER forget
Nomination: • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:37, Oct 28 2009
For Votes: 7
  1. Self Nom + For. Made this for a PLS article. Colin said he liked it, so I tuned it up at Reefer Desk and brought it here. Yay! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:37, Oct 28 2009
  2. for. i like it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:00, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 22:37, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For dat's kool! Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 00:14, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Definitely. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:18, 1 November 2009
  6. For in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:50 November 4
  7. For. If there's one thing I like more than a whore, it's a whore named Necropaxx. That, and I fucking love this image. It makes me giggle. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. Sorry Necro - this image actually annoyed me when I read the article, and I don't think it really has weight on it's own merit to hold VFP.       
  2. Is that base image from Finding Nemo? regardless, I didn't laugh and didn't really get it so against.    Orian57    Talk   10:09 2 November 2009
  3. Against. Sorry dude, but there are a few issues I have with this, the fact that they don't look like they're drowning being the main one. And as an image, it doesn't make me laugh. And if you need a caption that long to support it, it's not working. Pretty well done, but not getting the chuckles needed for a vote. --UU - natter 13:29, Nov 3
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Winnniethepoohfather.jpg

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Winnniethepoohfather.jpg

"You have to answer for Robin, Eeyore. You fingered Christopher for the Barzini people." ~ Winnie Corleone

Image credit: Modusoperandi‎
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Vote Score: 6 people who don't want to get shot
Nomination: WHY do I not know??? 04:38, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. For.. I like it. WHY do I not know??? 04:38, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Does youse guys have a smackerel of honey to spare? No? Eat lead! Rat-tat-tat-tat!!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 05:16, Oct 28 2009
  3. Yep I lolled when I first saw it. It doesn't need context to raise the humour, given that I lolled at this before I read the article.        10:55, 28/10/2009
  4. Excellent. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:05, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For.. A wee bear with a big gun —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Watchin transformers (talk • contribs)
  6. ah shit! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:02, Oct 29
  7. For. I should point out that I've never seen The Godfather. I assume it was like this. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 09:19, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For nice :D Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 12:04, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Pooh with a gun. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:22, 1 November 2009
  10. FAWR. My article Phailed but this pic rawks! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 14:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. a post-modern masterpiece. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 11:32, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  12. How have I not already voted For. this? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     23:21,6November,2009
Against Votes: 6
  1. I'm sure it's very funny in the context of the article, but on VFP it's just a bear holding a gun. Though it certainly does make for a truly unstoppable killing machine, it really doesn't make for a particularly humorous picture. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:25, Oct 28
    hey it's not just any bear, its winnie teh pooh! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:02, Oct 29
  2. Per TLB -Image:Dildoriken.gifRAHBImage:Dildoriken.gif 00:34, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against Why isn't he holding the grip? That's just irresponsible. Children might see this. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 22:14, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against — In spite of my work on Pooh as a gangsta, I really find this image unfunny. Step One: Find Established Series; Step Two: Find Other Established Series of different nature; Step Three: Combine; Step Four: Funny! Mechanistic humor is extremely unfunny. Besides that, this is a poor 'shop. Either get a higher res pooh image or shrink it down. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:37, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Babyface Nelson ... Nuff said. — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 01:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Seems forced. That, and it would be cooler combined with a picture that was actually from The Godfather. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:39, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment for Syndrome. He's a bear, dude. Do you know how strong bears are? He don't need to hold no grip for stability. You ever see a mobile home that had a bear rip through the outside wall with his paw? WHY do I not know??? 04:02, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
At Comment for Syndrome -- Besides that, he's Winnie the Fucking Pooh. Even so, there is a lot else wrong with this picture. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:42, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Man, I swear, you take any movie and combine it with a silly children's cartoon character and it's going to be a hit by some people. I'm not voting, because I'm too old to vote. ~ Image:Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    6/11/2009 @ 03:17
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