Uncyclopedia:VFP

1. Self-nom and Bless Thought I'd try this. I liked my work on it. Don Puttano cHeDDs     22:37,24November,2009

No against votes

• Abstain. Invokes a feeling of "meh." • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 23:01, Nov 24 2009

1. Nom & For. The image can be found on many pages, and I made a template which uses the image. Besides, the image is funny. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 06:31, Nov 24 2009

1. This was already featured. On VFH. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 06:42, Nov 24 2009

Then it was featured by a different process. Besides, the image page doesn't have the featured template or symbol or anything feature-related other than the VFP template on it. So, technically, it ain't featured. Sorry, but it can still be featured. And VFH is for articles, not images. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 07:04, Nov 24 2009

Comment I miss Ceridwyn, but I just can't vote for it, as it's too awesome, and I can't vote against it, as the background pic is also too awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 11:53, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

1. nom + 4 cute. --Mn-z 20:28, November 21, 2009 (UTC)
2. For. Anyone who votes against this is perfectly normal and not suspicious in any way. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:16, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
3. For. There are too many reasons why I can't resist voting for this. — Knee   Chee 03:06, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

1. It's a manga drawing. Of what is supposed to be Uncyclopedia in abnormally busty schoolgirl form. Ha. Haha. Ha. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Sunday, 08:57, Nov 22 2009
2. what the fuck is this shit. --Roman Dog Bird 03:48, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

• I would like to mention that there is a message inside this picture. What Uncyclo-tan is wearing is a school uniform in Japan and her decorations are suggested in Pastafraism. Therefore she is actually resisting school rules for religious reason. And it extends the topic to Religious Freedom. What does Religious Freedom include? Can I create a religion withs odd dogmas to support my odd behavior?--SunnyChow 03:54, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

1. nom + 4 Ironically, the sausage Mohammed is eating is made of the flesh of Jewish holocaust victims. Just saying.--Mn-z 05:28, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
2. For. No reason. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 03:14, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
3. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA --Roman Dog Bird 04:43, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
4. For. pretty funny IMO --Tyypo 14:24, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
5. For freedom of expression! - KyriosDelis 12:55, November 22, 2009 (UTC)
6. For idiotic but funny Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 14:02, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

1. GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME YOU HEATHEN • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 03:04, Nov 17 2009
2. That's a bit bad. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 03:08, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
3. This kind of quality is rather pitiful. All you did was take one picture and add another picture to it.--Nytrospawn 17:31, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

   Isn't that what potatochopping is all about? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 12:58, 22 November 2009

4. huh? Join Us 05:27, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
5. Smite. Looks more like he's kissing it. No proper tongue action. Don Puttano cHeDDs     00:40,23November,2009

1. self-nom and for I couldn't resist the allure of this pun. Dr.     GUN
2. Incredibly stupid. I laughed out loud. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:08, Nov 12
3. For. Although I think it would be better if it said unCYCLOPedia. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:21, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

   Agreed. Ellemonopy 06:13, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

1. Against. I like puns. I do! But this pun is... how do I say it gently... WEAK. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 22:19, Nov 9 2009
2. Against not that funny and per above. --Mn-z 16:58, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
3. Against. It needs the capion to be funny. (although its really bad) Join Us 05:17, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

1. I just realized that, in all my years on uncyclopedia, nothing I've done has ever been on VFP. So here's this. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, Nov 4
2. I love self-noms. in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:45 November 4
3. Za Awful... but also awesome Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 10:44, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
4. Weird. I just saw this pic yesterday, and thought about nominating it. Now I see it's already here. Weird.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  07:33, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
5. For That is ridiculously cute. --monika 05:51, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
6. For. I liked it when it was entered in the Aristocrat's Ball, and I like it now. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
7. Puts me in mind of 19th century circuses. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 02:29, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
8. For per above. --Mn-z 17:03, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

1. Against. Got the joke, didn't laugh. :/ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 22:16, Nov 4 2009
2. Against Is the joke that it's an old-timey poster with seizures? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:18, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

   Yes, and I did it first. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:59, Nov 25

1. Abstain.Am I missing something? Join Us 05:31, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

1. SN+FPippo 00:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
2. lol ;p Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 00:16, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
3. Yes. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 13:02, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
4. >=For.--Puffskein 21:39, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
5. For. — H. Peebles - D - HS 01:05, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
6. It got a laugh out of me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:11, 3 November 2009
7. > = 09:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

1. against. erm, what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:41, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
2. Nah. The caption got a 'heh' out of me, but it this day and age a mere 'heh' just won't cut it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 05:54, Nov 2 2009
3. Per Above — Just not feature material, sorry. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 08:00, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
4. Against. Doesn't work at all without the caption, and isn't that funny with the caption. It's OK, but no great shakes. --UU - natter 13:24, Nov 3
5. Per UU. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:14, Nov 7
6. Against. per above. --Mn-z 17:05, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
7. Against. per above Join Us 05:25, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

1. Self Nom + For. Made this for a PLS article. Colin said he liked it, so I tuned it up at Reefer Desk and brought it here. Yay! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:37, Oct 28 2009
2. for. i like it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:00, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 22:37, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
4. For dat's kool! Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 00:14, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
5. Definitely. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:18, 1 November 2009
6. For in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:50 November 4
7. For. If there's one thing I like more than a whore, it's a whore named Necropaxx. That, and I fucking love this image. It makes me giggle. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

1. Against. Sorry Necro - this image actually annoyed me when I read the article, and I don't think it really has weight on it's own merit to hold VFP. Dr.     GUN
2. Is that base image from Finding Nemo? regardless, I didn't laugh and didn't really get it so against.    Orian57    Talk   10:09 2 November 2009
3. Against. Sorry dude, but there are a few issues I have with this, the fact that they don't look like they're drowning being the main one. And as an image, it doesn't make me laugh. And if you need a caption that long to support it, it's not working. Pretty well done, but not getting the chuckles needed for a vote. --UU - natter 13:29, Nov 3
4. Against -- Also, penis. 06:19, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
5. Against. per UU. --Mn-z 17:06, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
6. Against. Join Us 05:14, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

• Comment @ Orian: About the base image? I have no idea. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 14:12, Nov 2 2009

1. For.. I like it.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:38, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
2. For. Does youse guys have a smackerel of honey to spare? No? Eat lead! Rat-tat-tat-tat!!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 05:16, Oct 28 2009
3. Yep I lolled when I first saw it. It doesn't need context to raise the humour, given that I lolled at this before I read the article. Dr.     GUN 10:55, 28/10/2009
4. Excellent. ~ 12:05, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
5. For.. A wee bear with a big gun —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Watchin transformers (talk • contribs)
6. ah shit! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:02, Oct 29
7. For. I should point out that I've never seen The Godfather. I assume it was like this. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 09:19, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
8. For nice :D Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 12:04, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
9. Pooh with a gun. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:22, 1 November 2009
10. FAWR. My article Phailed but this pic rawks! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 14:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
11. For. a post-modern masterpiece. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 11:32, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
12. How have I not already voted For. this? Don Puttano cHeDDs     23:21,6November,2009
13. For. Join Us 05:13, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
14. For. per above. --Mn-z 17:15, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

1. I'm sure it's very funny in the context of the article, but on VFP it's just a bear holding a gun. Though it certainly does make for a truly unstoppable killing machine, it really doesn't make for a particularly humorous picture. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:25, Oct 28

   hey it's not just any bear, its winnie teh pooh! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:02, Oct 29

2. Per TLB -RAHB 00:34, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
3. Against Why isn't he holding the grip? That's just irresponsible. Children might see this. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 22:14, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
4. Against — In spite of my work on Pooh as a gangsta, I really find this image unfunny. Step One: Find Established Series; Step Two: Find Other Established Series of different nature; Step Three: Combine; Step Four: Funny! Mechanistic humor is extremely unfunny. Besides that, this is a poor 'shop. Either get a higher res pooh image or shrink it down. Strike that, I've redone the part with Pooh with a better source. See the comments. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:37, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
5. Babyface Nelson ... Nuff said. — H. Peebles - D - HS 01:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
6. Seems forced. That, and it would be cooler combined with a picture that was actually from The Godfather. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 06:39, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

• Comment for Syndrome. He's a bear, dude. Do you know how strong bears are? He don't need to hold no grip for stability. You ever see a mobile home that had a bear rip through the outside wall with his paw?     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:02, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

At Comment for Syndrome -- Besides that, he's Winnie the Fucking Pooh. Even so, there is a lot else wrong with this picture. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 22:42, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

• Man, I swear, you take any movie and combine it with a silly children's cartoon character and it's going to be a hit by some people. I'm not voting, because I'm too old to vote. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

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  • And I'm a felon. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 03:21, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
• On the chance that this may actually make the feature after all, I've redone the image with a far better source of Pooh. This is not something I normally do, but I felt that the original source was shitty enough to justify my doing so, especially should this appear on the main page. This probably could have been done even better, but this is comes pretty close, especially considering the difficulty of the source. While I still don't especially like the joke, at least now I am prepared to accept seeing it on the front page. Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 21:26, November 14, 2009 (UTC)