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  • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
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Nope, not getting out of this chair

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Nope, not getting out of this chair

No he will not.

Image credit: Iwillkillyou333
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Score: 0 Pissed off T-80s
Nomination: Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:32, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Made this for deviantARt. May use it for an article soon. Made it via Gimp and Paint.Net--04:32, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I did not lol. Also text something something zombiebaron. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN04:49, 27 May
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Fast Sport Zombies on the loose

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Fast Sport Zombies on the loose

A typical fast zombie. Scary? Yes. Hax? Yes.

Image credit: Foof
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Score: -2 undead on sports
Nomination: 2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:58, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. That's disturbing, not funny.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:00, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Where's the funny? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:16, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombies can't run. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:48, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Went back and forth on this one. Its a good chop, but it just isn't funny enough on its own. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN04:22, 27 May
Comments
  • I find this photo funny for reasons unknown Probably due to their face or how they run. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 03:18, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
[vote]

One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator

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One Day In The Death of a North Korean Dictator

"In Communist North Korea, dead animals kill you!"

Image credit: Edogmad
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Score: -3
Nomination: Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Edogmad (talk) 21:09, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Godly.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Deviantartwtf.jpg 12:26, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 5
  1. I'm sorry, but what? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:09, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. ...i think this is anti-humor, but i'm not sure, i think someone was trying to make a genuinely good image and might actually think it's good. I hope this comment doesn't make them feel bad. This would be perfect for an article on how to teach blind retarded children how to use photoshop while tripping acid. Actually someone should make that...-- 00:59, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. yeahno. This is quite frankly terrible. Sorry. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:53, 26 May
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Against.Retarded, just retarded.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:52, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

This started out by making fun of College Humor's North Korean Photoshop Tutorial because everything in the picture can be accurately content filled but the crowd which is shown in the video. Then I started merging in some other photos and was encouraged by one of my friends to place it on the Kim Jong-il article but I still wanted it here.

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Stay out of my orbital...

Featured picture candidate
Stay out of my orbital...

Heisenberg: I might be the one who knocks...

Image credit: Nikau
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3 ding-a-ling
Nomination: Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Self nom because I <3 Breaking Bad so much Fuck this, it's time we got back to making fun of current media dammit. --Nikau (talk) 15:53, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Frosty approves. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:10, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. OK with me -- 00:57, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like this alot. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Iwillkillyou333 (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. I didn't get the reference and I've watched the show. Sorry, but I feel its too obscure. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:56, 26 May
Comments
  • I put up the B/W one, but I made a colour one, too. I kind o prefer the colour one actually. It would be nice to know which one people like more... --Nikau (talk) 16:43, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
Breakingbadcolour.jpg
  • I like the grayscale version better. --Qzekrom sig trans.gif This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:42, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • I prefer the colour one, but unfortunately I don't get the reference. --Black Flamingo 11:27, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Breaking Bad is the reference, Heisenberg is the alias of the main character. Yeah, you won't get it if you haven't seen the show. I don't have photoshop available right now, but putting the Breaking Bad logo on "Breaking Bad; Origins?" would not be too hard. It is more esoteric than Hitler and star wars jokes, yes. --122.252.179.182 04:54, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
this is Nikau, just can't be fucked logging in right now. --122.252.179.182 04:55, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
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File:Graduate peeping tom.png

Featured picture candidate
File:Graduate peeping tom.png

I would like you to seduce me Mrs. Robinson.

That's what I'm trying to tell you

Image credit: Bizzeebeever
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 0 graduates
Nomination: RitterSpacer.gifWelpeSpacer.gifAufSpacer.gifDerSpacer.gifGeschirrspülmaschine (see|talk) 09:52 19 Mar
For Votes: 4
  1. I made a nasty 'chop a couple of years ago based upon this concept. I put up a request for it to be redone. BB did it perfectly. I love this image! RitterSpacer.gifWelpeSpacer.gifAufSpacer.gifDerSpacer.gifGeschirrspülmaschine (see|talk) 09:52 19 Mar
  2. More like a peeping Ratzo Rizzo. Aleister 13:09 19-3-
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:44, 19 March 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:12, March 21, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Symbol against vote.svg I don't know... I mean, it's well made and all, but I'm just not seeing the funny, here. I think it would fit an article nicely. --Wanna see a magic trick? 07:10, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. The Graduate is probably the funniest movie of all time but this is just tasteless. Too soon! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:05, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. LOLwut? I really don't see how this is funny. It looks like it could be a pic from the original movie poster. What am I missing? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:06, 26 May
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Ths is funny how?--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:55, May 26, 2012 (UTC)
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Recycle Bin Delete

Featured picture candidate
Recycle Bin Delete

Deleting the Recycle Bin, also known as the Windows Desktop Paradox.

Image credit: Flymousechiu
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Score: 0 paper balls in the Recycle Bin
Nomination: Flymousechiu (talk) 22:02, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. This is pretty clever. Also, I changed the caption. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:30, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.. It's funny because, once you delete anything on Windows, it immediately gets sent to the recycling bin. ~Tasmænia Email me!!! 05:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Clever! Talk Mattsnow 20:54, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:00, 19 March 2012
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I think it's really funny and could be the start of a new generation of Internet Memes. --Qzekrom sig trans.gif This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:33, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. In a small town there is a barber. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself. Who shaves the barber? --Wanna see a magic trick? 07:12, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
    No one. The barber is a woman. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 6
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:25, March 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:43, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. it's humorous, but not burst out laughing or clever. Not feature worthy in my non-respected opinion.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:56, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Beyond overdone. Also, text based.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 06:16 Apr 13, 2012
  5. Nah. Something about Zombiebaron. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:59, 26 May
  6. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Just not funny--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:53, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
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Antifreeze Kings

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Antifreeze Kings

Back in the day, Sally, Jeremy, Arthur, and I would gather in Chad's basement when his parents skipped town to let loose. One of our favorite games was Antifreeze Kings. Of course, it just started with some small laughs and rhymes, but one of us would always hit the floor within the hour. I could still hear the screams of "Somebody call poison control!" like it was yesterday. Damn good memories... I still miss Chad.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Score: 0 fatal drinking games
Nomination: This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Nom + For. ZB crafted this one up for Antifreeze and goddamn is it good and funny. --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 06:09, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:17, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sure  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 19:15 Feb 28, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. GG iTalk iEdit 22:16, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:01, 19 March 2012
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Caption-based? Yes. Is it still laugh-out-loud hilarious? You bet your ass. --Wanna see a magic trick? 07:15, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Honestly don't see why people wouldn't find this funny without the article. Plus if it makes them read the article; it's win-win. --Black Flamingo 11:21, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
  8. I'm ok with this -- 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. Though drinking antifreeze is idiotic.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 10:47, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. It's an entirely text-based image, the only thing of which was changed isn't even legible here. Seems like it should work for the article, certainly, but not a feature on its own. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:24, 28 February 2012
    I didn't realise the pot was changed - didn't realise it contained liquid, either. I'm not really going anywhere with this, though you might want to make the card reflections the right colour. That might help. Maybe. Container of blue chips... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:03, 3 March 2012
  2. Not funny on its own. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:35, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against.. ~Tasmænia Email me!!! 05:37, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I don't get it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:30, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Me either.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:58, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Me too... Talk Mattsnow 20:55, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Against. As part of a page, yes. On it's own, not so much. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:20, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Zombiebaron. Just not funny on its own. Also, antifreeze is typically green or yellow. That looks blue on my screen. Sorry ZB. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:01, 26 May
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File:SpockPi.png

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File:SpockPi.png

Mister Spock astonishes his crewmates by reciting pi with remarkable accuracy.

Image credit: Zombiebaron
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Score: 0 .14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
Nomination: Black flamingo
For Votes: 10
  1. Zombiebaron is the René Magritte of photoshopping. --Black Flamingo 00:09, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:16, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Pie  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 16:17 Feb 24, 2012
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. GG iTalk iEdit 22:18, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I lol'd. ~Tasmænia Email me!!! 05:39, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Any ways... it's hilarious, that's all it needs.--Flymousechiu (talk) 02:32, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 19 March 2012
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. long numbers with little or no meaning. ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! Dan the Hedgehog.png TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 21:49, 03/24/2012
  9. Symbol for vote.svg For. I could go for some pie right now... --Wanna see a magic trick? 07:17, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Random? Spock opens his mouth and says pi with one sound, the whole thing at once, wherever it ends. And again, an "I thought I'd voted for this" vote. Aleister 1:09 23-4-'12
Against Votes: 10
  1. Against ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:11, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. star DRECK --Roman Dog Bird 07:19, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Sorry, I don't get it. Talk Mattsnow 08:48, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Speech bubble randoms. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:18, 28 February 2012
  5. Raπdom. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:38, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
  6. agreed.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:59, March 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote.svg Against. --EMC [TALK] 02:32 Apr 13 2012
  8. no... just no... -- 01:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Zombiebaron. Not funny without the caption. ZB should know better... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:08, 26 May
  10. No--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:25, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
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